Some thoughts to ponder yo

[Toby]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains.

Polar bears are left-handed.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

[Toby]

oh no a double post how embarassing

[meow]

Originally posted by Toby



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

okay you can't say that the pig with the 30 min orgasm doesn't do it for pleasure.

[El Savior]

Originally posted by meow


okay you can't say that the pig with the 30 min orgasm doesn't do it for pleasure.

i can, and if you can't than there is something very wrong with your lips and tongue.

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by Toby
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

i still remember when someone posted this and cherub sock replied "25 if you got your technique down."

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