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4 | 23.53% |
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1 | 5.88% |
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07-11-2007, 03:45 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
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Please rate this poem I wrote for my secret crush
(10 is fantastic, 1 sucks balls)
To my secret crush: Look at me now Oh my secret crush When I dream of you I always blush My secret is mine But will soon be yours When I reveal it to you After I walk through those doors Maury will smile And grab at your ass When I tell you my love On the tv show with class Connie Chung will be there With raven black locks And I will be horny Wearing only a sock http://www.albany.edu/~cm281543/Maury.jpg |
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07-11-2007, 03:49 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA
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how do you know you blush while you're dreaming?
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07-11-2007, 03:49 PM
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Banned
 
Location: somerville, nj
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I've never blushed.
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07-11-2007, 03:53 PM
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Minion of Satan
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http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/Povich_Chung.jpg |
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07-11-2007, 03:55 PM
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Minion of Satan
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07-11-2007, 03:56 PM
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Banned
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I'm having a hard time deciding with this one too.
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07-11-2007, 03:57 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE
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its the best god damn poem i have had the pleasure of reading
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07-11-2007, 03:59 PM
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Minion of Satan
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07-11-2007, 04:01 PM
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Demi-God
 
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Nice work, Warsaw
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07-11-2007, 04:01 PM
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Minion of Satan
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07-11-2007, 04:17 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Kiltworld
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A solid 5.
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07-11-2007, 04:22 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
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http://z.about.com/d/history1900s/1/0/o/P/hitler7.jpg
I'm pretty convinced you will spearhead the 4th reich Warsaw. Your personality is just quirky enough to mesmerize the populace into committing atrocities they would have otherwise been incapable of.  |
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07-11-2007, 04:31 PM
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Ownz
 
Location: the middle of a reptile zoo, and somebody is giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.
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A solid 3
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07-11-2007, 04:53 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA
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