Has anyone sneezed in front of you?

Nimrod's Son · 07-10-2007, 03:27 PM

like, more than once?

it gets on my nerves because i have my own business to worry about, and people sneezing all the time is just plain rude! other people need to breathe the same air as these inconsiderate jerks. why should we be subjected to inhale their sneezes? haven't they ever red a medical book? they're germs go everywhere!!

my roomate acts like it's no big deal, but you know what buddy? i have personal space too! i don't need you making noises when i'm trying to simply live my life

i think its really gross because the even if they use a tissue they then throw that tissue into the trash and I HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT!!

oh and yeah why can't they just go outside when they have to sneeze? is this too much to ask of everyone? ugh

avian chaos · 07-10-2007, 03:29 PM

I feel like I'm missing something here.

GlasgowKiss · 07-10-2007, 03:31 PM

They didnt know it was my turn so i let them off easy.

ravenguy2000 · 07-10-2007, 03:34 PM

i once sneezed like 70 times in a row when i was little

Future Boy · 07-10-2007, 03:42 PM

never

Ol' Couch Ass · 07-10-2007, 03:44 PM

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...sty_pliers.jpg

pale blue eyes · 07-10-2007, 03:47 PM

Once when I was little I sneezed when I had a nosebleed and got snot and blood all over my sister. Good times, man. I miss being a kid.

Shapan · 07-10-2007, 03:50 PM

if you plug your nose while you sneeze your brain might explode

waltermcphilp · 07-10-2007, 03:54 PM

people who sneeze in front of me are never to be heard from again.

pale blue eyes · 07-10-2007, 04:09 PM

It is true that it is impossible to sneeze while keeping your eyes open? Also, does anybody else always have multiple sneezes? It seems like more often I sneeze in twos and threes and not just single ones.

Future Boy · 07-10-2007, 04:13 PM

I never used to, but it seems multiple sneezes are all I do now.

Nimrod's Son · 07-10-2007, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale blue eyes

It is true that it is impossible to sneeze while keeping your eyes open? Also, does anybody else always have multiple sneezes? It seems like more often I sneeze in twos and threes and not just single ones.

count yourself lucky, some girls don't even get to have one sneeze

pale blue eyes · 07-10-2007, 04:15 PM

I can also never tell when a sneeze is coming. I feel like I am going to sneeze then five minutes later it shows up.

cork_soaker · 07-10-2007, 04:22 PM

it's fun to fuck with people when they are about to sneeze, making it difficult for them to actually get it out.

i hate when people do that to me

waltermcphilp · 07-10-2007, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

it's fun to fuck with people when they are about to sneeze, making it difficult for them to actually get it out.

i hate when people do that to me

my family does this all the time. you get that retarded look on your face then cue the waving and yelling - "DON"T SNEEZE!". bastards.

Toby · 07-10-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shapan

if you plug your nose while you sneeze your brain might explode

I do this all the time!

brendo_91 · 07-10-2007, 09:17 PM

i always sneeze in threes.... i'll sneeze twice and people will go to say "bless you" and i'll wave them off.... sneeze... and then they'll say it again.

once i was in class and my guitarist was sitting behind me, and he sneezed on the back of my head, got snot all over me. two weeks later, same classroom, same class.... he did it again.

smurfing · 07-10-2007, 10:04 PM

this is like that whatcolor thread

also maybe its time to ask ur boss for ur own cubicle, nimms

firewoman · 07-10-2007, 10:13 PM

ugh i feel the same when someone sneezes in the car. I immediately open the windows after.

Nate the Grate · 07-10-2007, 10:24 PM

I've noticed that lately I can't sneeze without getting a handful of snot.

By lately I mean like the last two years. I think I have a problem. I never have dry sneezes anymore.

IamJuan · 07-11-2007, 12:06 AM

I usually kill people when they sneeze. it's been effective in stopping sneezing in FL.

07-10-2007, 03:27 PM	#1
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Has anyone sneezed in front of you? like, more than once? it gets on my nerves because i have my own business to worry about, and people sneezing all the time is just plain rude! other people need to breathe the same air as these inconsiderate jerks. why should we be subjected to inhale their sneezes? haven't they ever red a medical book? they're germs go everywhere!! my roomate acts like it's no big deal, but you know what buddy? i have personal space too! i don't need you making noises when i'm trying to simply live my life i think its really gross because the even if they use a tissue they then throw that tissue into the trash and I HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT!! oh and yeah why can't they just go outside when they have to sneeze? is this too much to ask of everyone? ugh

07-10-2007, 03:29 PM	#2
avian chaos Braindead Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,137	I feel like I'm missing something here.

07-10-2007, 03:31 PM	#3
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	They didnt know it was my turn so i let them off easy.

07-10-2007, 03:34 PM	#4
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	i once sneezed like 70 times in a row when i was little

07-10-2007, 03:42 PM	#5
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	never

07-10-2007, 03:44 PM	#6
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...sty_pliers.jpg

07-10-2007, 03:47 PM	#7
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Once when I was little I sneezed when I had a nosebleed and got snot and blood all over my sister. Good times, man. I miss being a kid.

07-10-2007, 03:50 PM	#8
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	if you plug your nose while you sneeze your brain might explode

07-10-2007, 03:54 PM	#9
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	people who sneeze in front of me are never to be heard from again.

07-10-2007, 04:09 PM	#10
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	It is true that it is impossible to sneeze while keeping your eyes open? Also, does anybody else always have multiple sneezes? It seems like more often I sneeze in twos and threes and not just single ones.

07-10-2007, 04:13 PM	#11
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	I never used to, but it seems multiple sneezes are all I do now.

07-10-2007, 04:15 PM	#13
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	I can also never tell when a sneeze is coming. I feel like I am going to sneeze then five minutes later it shows up.

07-10-2007, 04:22 PM	#14
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	it's fun to fuck with people when they are about to sneeze, making it difficult for them to actually get it out. i hate when people do that to me

07-10-2007, 09:17 PM	#17
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,479	i always sneeze in threes.... i'll sneeze twice and people will go to say "bless you" and i'll wave them off.... sneeze... and then they'll say it again. once i was in class and my guitarist was sitting behind me, and he sneezed on the back of my head, got snot all over me. two weeks later, same classroom, same class.... he did it again.

07-10-2007, 10:04 PM	#18
smurfing Apocalyptic Poster Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,360	this is like that whatcolor thread also maybe its time to ask ur boss for ur own cubicle, nimms

07-10-2007, 10:13 PM	#19
firewoman Ownz Posts: 536	ugh i feel the same when someone sneezes in the car. I immediately open the windows after.

07-10-2007, 10:24 PM	#20
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	I've noticed that lately I can't sneeze without getting a handful of snot. By lately I mean like the last two years. I think I have a problem. I never have dry sneezes anymore.

07-11-2007, 12:06 AM	#21
IamJuan Demi-God Posts: 290	I usually kill people when they sneeze. it's been effective in stopping sneezing in FL.