If a hex was put upon you, would you choose to be a midget, or extremely tall?

Warsaw · 04:19 AM

If a master of the black arts put a hex on you, but was nice enough to give you a choice, which would you choose?

Midget: 20" (Khagendra Thapa Magar, world's shortest human)

or

Giant: 7'9" (Bao Xishun, world's tallest human)

agenda suicide · 07-08-2007, 04:21 AM

Creepily short people make me feel weird

smashingpumpkin · 07-08-2007, 04:21 AM

those are some twisted choices my dear friend. i decided to pick the giant though, cause i can scratech mee balls when they itch

agenda suicide · 07-08-2007, 04:24 AM

Why'd you change it from 4'?

Warsaw · 07-08-2007, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by agenda suicide

Why'd you change it from 4'?

I decided that wasn't extreme enough.

Warsaw · 07-08-2007, 04:28 AM

I chose the midget, because I am guessing that he is fairly nimble and will one day make a lot of money in Hollywood. Or at least be a famous dancer on youtube (little superstar).

ohnoitsbonnie · 07-08-2007, 04:31 AM

I'd like to be 4'3.

Shapan · 07-08-2007, 04:35 AM

id be a giant and make millions in the nba for being a overrated talentless big who went in the top 10 in the draft. cant teach height.

Warsaw · 07-08-2007, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Shapan

id be a giant and make millions in the nba for being a overrated talentless big who went in the top 10 in the draft. cant teach height.

I imagine anyone that tall will have to deal with a lot of muscle and joint pain as they get older.

Boycott Graceland · 07-08-2007, 05:38 AM

i'm already pretty much a giant

Warsaw · 07-08-2007, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Boycott Graceland

i'm already pretty much a giant

How tall are you?

cosmos · 07-08-2007, 09:03 AM

i wish i were taller

brendo_91 · 07-08-2007, 09:26 AM

you guys are forgetting the upskirt potential

GlasgowKiss · 07-08-2007, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by brendo_91

you guys are forgetting the upskirt potential

All a giant would see of women is face and tits.

Ever · 07-08-2007, 10:01 AM

A giant has no need for such things. A giant gets enough satisfaction picking fruit from taller trees which the shorter townsfolk would otherwise never obtain and other such small humble deeds. Much like in that story about Bao Xishun where he uses his long arms to reach into a dolphin's stomach.

avian chaos · 07-08-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by agenda suicide

Creepily short people make me feel weird

Same.

ravenguy2000 · 07-08-2007, 10:57 AM

Midget. Those super tall people don't generally live very long, right?

Plus I'd get to hang out with my heros like

http://media.katu.com/images/061028matt_roloff2.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ghM/HOGGLE.jpg

smurfing · 07-08-2007, 12:11 PM

id definitely rather be asian than indian

threnody33 · 07-08-2007, 12:40 PM

there's cooler clothes in the kid department .

plus having small hands would be pretty funny .

definitely choosing midget on this one .

. m

Rarely · 07-08-2007, 01:11 PM

tall = nigger sized penis

Boycott Graceland · 07-08-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Warsaw

How tall are you?

6 foot 3, maybe a tiny bit more

maybe not giant, but i was always the tallest in all my school classes while growing up

Boycott Graceland · 07-08-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by smurfing

id definitely rather be asian than indian

are you kidding!? indian food fucking BLOWS asian food out of the water

plus the average indian chick seems way crazier than the average asian chick

Shapan · 07-08-2007, 04:36 PM

its not like the average indian is too tall anyways

not that alex ever makes sense anyways

Warsaw · 07-09-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Boycott Graceland

plus the average indian chick seems way crazier than the average asian chick

Crazier in a good way?

Nimrod's Son · 07-09-2007, 03:39 PM

i'd be a giant, just crushing and killing and fucking everything in my path

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07-08-2007, 04:12 AM	#1
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	If a hex was put upon you, would you choose to be a midget, or extremely tall? If a master of the black arts put a hex on you, but was nice enough to give you a choice, which would you choose? Midget: 20" (Khagendra Thapa Magar, world's shortest human) or Giant: 7'9" (Bao Xishun, world's tallest human) Last edited by Warsaw : 07-08-2007 at 04:19 AM.

07-08-2007, 04:21 AM	#2
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	Creepily short people make me feel weird

07-08-2007, 04:21 AM	#3
smashingpumpkin Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,016	those are some twisted choices my dear friend. i decided to pick the giant though, cause i can scratech mee balls when they itch

07-08-2007, 04:24 AM	#4
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	Why'd you change it from 4'?

07-08-2007, 04:28 AM	#6
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	I chose the midget, because I am guessing that he is fairly nimble and will one day make a lot of money in Hollywood. Or at least be a famous dancer on youtube (little superstar).

07-08-2007, 04:31 AM	#7
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	I'd like to be 4'3.

07-08-2007, 04:35 AM	#8
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	id be a giant and make millions in the nba for being a overrated talentless big who went in the top 10 in the draft. cant teach height.

07-08-2007, 05:38 AM	#10
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	i'm already pretty much a giant

07-08-2007, 09:03 AM	#12
cosmos Ownz Posts: 568	i wish i were taller

07-08-2007, 09:26 AM	#13
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,479	you guys are forgetting the upskirt potential

07-08-2007, 10:01 AM	#15
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	A giant has no need for such things. A giant gets enough satisfaction picking fruit from taller trees which the shorter townsfolk would otherwise never obtain and other such small humble deeds. Much like in that story about Bao Xishun where he uses his long arms to reach into a dolphin's stomach.

07-08-2007, 10:57 AM	#17
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	Midget. Those super tall people don't generally live very long, right? Plus I'd get to hang out with my heros like http://media.katu.com/images/061028matt_roloff2.jpg http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ghM/HOGGLE.jpg

07-08-2007, 12:11 PM	#18
smurfing Apocalyptic Poster Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,360	id definitely rather be asian than indian

07-08-2007, 12:40 PM	#19
threnody33 Unrequited. Location: nashville, tn . Posts: 156	there's cooler clothes in the kid department . plus having small hands would be pretty funny . definitely choosing midget on this one . . m

07-08-2007, 01:11 PM	#20
Rarely Shh Posts: 3,780	tall = nigger sized penis

07-08-2007, 04:36 PM	#23
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	its not like the average indian is too tall anyways not that alex ever makes sense anyways

07-09-2007, 03:39 PM	#25
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	i'd be a giant, just crushing and killing and fucking everything in my path