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Old 07-06-2007, 11:48 AM   #1
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Default there's a wasp nest under my back porch.

and at night fucking junebugs take over. and moths.

it's starting to piss me off. GIVE ME BACK MY PORCH ASSHOLES.

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:54 AM   #2
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i'll be your porch asshole

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:54 AM   #3
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sounds like a plan

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:55 AM   #4
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how's the complexion, saucy man

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:56 AM   #5
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how's the complexion, saucy man
uh, good.

being out in the sun works wonders, you know

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:57 AM   #6
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sunspots good. freckles cute. acne not so much

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:57 AM   #7
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sunspots good.
sunspots cast a glare in my eye

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:58 AM   #8
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cough. splutter

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:26 PM   #9
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boil a full kettle, pour it into the nest and then slam the door back closed again. it will really piss them off but youre safe in your house, and theyre dead. keep going until they all die.

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:55 PM   #10
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boil a full kettle, pour it into the nest and then slam the door back closed again. it will really piss them off but youre safe in your house, and theyre dead. keep going until they all die.
hm.

they are under these little cracks between the boards though. so would that still be effective?

and i'd be terrified that they'd all come up as soon as i started pouring it, and it's a good three steps back to the house.

i've never been stung by a bee or a wasp. a small scorpion stung me once, and apparently that's similar, but i'd like to keep this streak going.

 
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:58 PM   #11
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pee on it.

 
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:41 PM   #12
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wasps dont do anything to bother you. even hornets are easy enough to work around. but the average shitbrain has no appreciation for nature


if it was really about reclaiming ur space u would go torch some black guy's house, u little bitchy baby

 
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:52 PM   #13
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i hate wasps, them along with mosquitos are completely fucking pointless, and just cause misery. petrol flame the cunts.

 
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Old 07-08-2007, 04:10 AM   #14
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petrol flame.

 
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Old 07-08-2007, 04:24 AM   #15
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Old 07-08-2007, 01:45 PM   #16
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Old 07-08-2007, 01:47 PM   #17
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Old 07-08-2007, 01:48 PM   #18
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