Who here thinks that Dr. Phil should be shoved into a woodchipper alive?

Magic the Gathering · 10-05-2002, 11:51 PM

The people who need help seem to be the same ones who just got done from an appearance on Texas Justice.

From his forum:

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SOME MEN ARE PIGS

mishialisa 17.09.02 - 3:37pm (3.)

In my experience I had a relationship that started out great then from out of know where my partner started hinting around about things that i feel very strongly against doing if your in a caring growing realtionship... People who do it i can only say the more power to you but it's not happiness if your searching for other ways to please each other then with yourselves. four play is four play but two play together is the best.....

WHAT THE FUCK IS FOUR PLAY?

What does this guy want to do? Wrap her in duct tape and beat her with a car antenna?

When are the guru assholes going to give the good advice such as, "You worthless moron it's time to punch out on the life time card and eat the barrel of a .357"?

10-06-2002, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by Magic the Gathering

What does this guy want to do? Wrap her in duct tape and beat her with a car antenna?
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I don't know why but that sounds kinda fun. Any takers?

Suicide Machine · 10-06-2002, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Ugly

I don't know why but that sounds kinda fun. Any takers?

are you volunteering?

10-06-2002, 12:05 AM

Who is this Dr. Phil?

Magic the Gathering · 10-06-2002, 12:06 AM

Oh I get it. FOUR PLAY. Wife swappin'! I am so dense.

Magic the Gathering · 10-06-2002, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Who is this Dr. Phil?

Oprah's guru.

http://www.drphil.com/

10-06-2002, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Suicide Machine

are you volunteering?

are you interested?

Suicide Machine · 10-06-2002, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by Ugly

are you interested?

maybe. some lovin never hurt no foo.

10-06-2002, 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by Suicide Machine

maybe. some lovin never hurt no foo.

*binks*

shit. you win.

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III · 10-06-2002, 10:20 PM

yes, if he was dead it wouln't be half as fun

Oblivious · 10-06-2002, 10:39 PM

dr phil is ridiculous.

meow · 10-07-2002, 12:00 AM

my stupid crim teacher is in love with him
do we have to hear about him every class?

DIE PHIL DIE!

View Poll Results: How would you kill Dr. Phil?
Starve pigs and then throw him in the pen to be eaten alive.	5	31.25%
Read him goth poetry until his heart stops beating.	3	18.75%
Take him to the meat packing plant and have him turned into yummy hamburger.	1	6.25%
Force him to have a 3-way with Judge Judy and Dr. Laura.	7	43.75%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

10-06-2002, 10:39 PM	#11
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	dr phil is ridiculous. __________________

10-07-2002, 12:00 AM	#12
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	i hate him my stupid crim teacher is in love with him do we have to hear about him every class? DIE PHIL DIE!

10-06-2002, 12:05 AM	#4
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	Who is this Dr. Phil?

10-06-2002, 12:06 AM	#5
Magic the Gathering Pledge Location: In the temple Posts: 82	Oh I get it. FOUR PLAY. Wife swappin'! I am so dense.

10-06-2002, 10:20 PM	#10
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III Ownz Location: the dirty south Posts: 658	yes, if he was dead it wouln't be half as fun