my girlfriend just bought a vibrating dildo - Page 3

TheMilstead · 05-29-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by phaedrus

i look forward to plunging it past my buttocks and deep into my rectum and perhaps even the colon.

Holy crap, did not see that one coming.

kristin xp · 05-29-2007, 10:52 PM

neither will he! ooooooh

mercurial · 05-29-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMilstead

Holy crap, did not see that one coming.

it's only natural milstead

don't fight it

Tchocky · 05-29-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMilstead

Holy crap, did not see that one coming.

Agreed.

Ouch, man.

phaedrus · 05-29-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jenniferkate

who the hell picks up the phone in the middle of that

well in her defense i did ring three times, suspecting that she was still sleeping. i had good news: i will not be going north on friday, but rather the 8th.

she was certainly out of breath when she picked up. i almost thought i sensed a bit of disappointment when i told her the news. it seems that she has big plans with her new toy when i'm gone.

Tchocky · 05-29-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by phaedrus

it seems that she has big plans with her new toy when i'm gone.

How emasculating.

Fattening Ass · 05-29-2007, 10:58 PM

i knew she bought it to stick up your butt as well as hers

TheMilstead · 05-29-2007, 10:59 PM

Fattening Ass · 05-29-2007, 11:03 PM

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 05-29-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by phaedrus

ok, so as an update, my girlfriend has gone over to her friend's place for a little show and tell session. i told her that if anything gets freaky take lots of pictures for my eyes only.

I would freak out if one of my friends came over to show me her new vibrator. I know they have them, but I'd rather not see their sex toys.

Fattening Ass · 05-29-2007, 11:03 PM

liar

Irridescent Fairysex · 05-29-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

I would freak out if one of my friends came over to show me her new vibrator. I know they have them, but I'd rather not see their sex toys.

what are you, gay?

Trotskilicious · 05-30-2007, 12:17 AM

"Don't worry, it's not a threat to you."

Tchocky · 05-30-2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

"Don't worry, it's not a threat to you."

tear stained glass · 05-30-2007, 04:05 AM

i bought my girlfriend a couple vibrators, but she seems to prefer the real thing. granted, these are clit-only vibrators, so maybe one of those rabbit things would turn her away from me.

anyway, this is the best thread in awhile.

Kurt Cocaine · 05-30-2007, 04:39 AM

My girlfriend Wants to Get a Vibrator. I Was hoping the Idea would die Down, but lately it has come Up Again.

I asked her if It Had anything to Do with me, but She assured me That it Would help both of us. I Still don't Know though.

cosmos · 05-30-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by AndySlash

I saw a commercial this weekend for the Durex Play Vibrations, a disposable ring you put on your wang with a little vibrator that lasts for 20min or so. After laughing at the commercial, I actually thought it was an interesting ideara.

tried this once. in the car on the way home after buying it my girlfriend accidentally turned it on and wasted a bunch of the battery life. it wasn't that great for me and i guess she liked it a little more than sex without it, but it got all tangled in my pubes so i canned it

Egadsman · 10:50 AM

This is the most confusing thread I've read in a while... My girlfriend and I often wonder if the rest of the world is miserable in their sex lives. And I've bought her toys.

Personally, I think these sort of concerns should be directed towards your significent other (if possible). Things from this board poluted my thinking going into this whole business a new. Expectations and restrictions that really were not there. To be clinically cliche about it all, everybodies different. I had no idea how much so, or how relieved I was. Yay us! But not really in an attempt to boast, I think trust, openness, and confidence will beat the shit out of battery opperated plastic anyday.

There's my pep talk. Yay sex! Goooooo team!

ideology · 05-30-2007, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by HorseflyKing

dude she has enough holes for you and the vibrator!
No worries!

i second this, incorporate it, embrace it, use it to your advantage

suncrashesdown · 05-30-2007, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmos

tried this once. in the car on the way home after buying it my girlfriend accidentally turned it on and wasted a bunch of the battery life. it wasn't that great for me and i guess she liked it a little more than sex without it, but it got all tangled in my pubes so i canned it

If things can get "tangled in your pubes", it's probably high time for a little maintenance work south of your border.

Martyr · 05-30-2007, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by suncrashesdown

If things can get "tangled in your pubes", it's probably high time for a little maintenance work south of your border.

Which leads to the next blockbuster thread. "Which guys shave their sacks? - pic plz"

cosmos · 05-30-2007, 12:20 PM

fuck that

fluxequalsrad · 05-30-2007, 01:27 PM

dildo showing party with friends eh. I suppose you get to have one of those with your friends right?

D. · 05-30-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Egadsman

But not really in an attempt to boast, I think trust, openness, and confidence will beat the shit out of battery opperated plastic anyday.

yeah, this is what everyone should learn eventually.

Ugly · 05-30-2007, 08:47 PM

what do women feel like?

mpp · 05-30-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Martyr

Which leads to the next blockbuster thread. "Which guys shave their sacks? - pic plz"

boarding is so funny

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Egadsman Apocalyptic Poster Location: Moist and Bouyant. Posts: 1,967	This is the most confusing thread I've read in a while... My girlfriend and I often wonder if the rest of the world is miserable in their sex lives. And I've bought her toys. Personally, I think these sort of concerns should be directed towards your significent other (if possible). Things from this board poluted my thinking going into this whole business a new. Expectations and restrictions that really were not there. To be clinically cliche about it all, everybodies different. I had no idea how much so, or how relieved I was. Yay us! But not really in an attempt to boast, I think trust, openness, and confidence will beat the shit out of battery opperated plastic anyday. There's my pep talk. Yay sex! Goooooo team! Last edited by Egadsman : 05-30-2007 at 10:50 AM.

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kristin xp Minion of Satan Location: in nimrods heart Posts: 7,333	neither will he! ooooooh

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tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	i bought my girlfriend a couple vibrators, but she seems to prefer the real thing. granted, these are clit-only vibrators, so maybe one of those rabbit things would turn her away from me. anyway, this is the best thread in awhile.

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Kurt Cocaine Pledge Location: negative creep. Posts: 80	My girlfriend Wants to Get a Vibrator. I Was hoping the Idea would die Down, but lately it has come Up Again. I asked her if It Had anything to Do with me, but She assured me That it Would help both of us. I Still don't Know though.

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