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Old 05-29-2007, 07:29 PM   #1
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Default Lindsey Lohan should...

say fuck rehab and just sign a lifetime contract with lifetime tv.

 
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:32 PM   #2
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make porn

 
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:33 PM   #3
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She should stab herself in the eye.

 
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:34 PM   #4
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make porn

she will eventually

 
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Old 05-29-2007, 07:34 PM   #5
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i want to see her stripper movie that's coming out. it'll suck, but who cares? i love that trainwreck.

 
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Old 05-29-2007, 10:41 PM   #6
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I'd still pee in her butt.

 
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Old 05-29-2007, 11:10 PM   #7
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she should parasail into a sea of raging mutant aligators on cocaine
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Old 05-29-2007, 11:10 PM   #8
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Old 05-30-2007, 09:43 AM   #9
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she's just making that awkward transition between childhood and adulthood right now. i'm sure things will work themselves out...

 
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:24 PM   #10
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say fuck rehab and just sign a lifetime contract with lifetime tv.
The only fate worse than death...

 
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:49 PM   #11
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how come none of the dude celebrities of this age group aren't self destructing? paris hilton goes to jail, britney spears freaks out and shaves her head and lands in rehab, which does nothing, and lindsay..

how come the fellas are keeping it together and the sheilas aren't?

 
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Old 05-30-2007, 02:56 PM   #12
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how come none of the dude celebrities of this age group aren't self destructing? paris hilton goes to jail, britney spears freaks out and shaves her head and lands in rehab, which does nothing, and lindsay..

how come the fellas are keeping it together and the sheilas aren't?
Because they are women.

Us men know how to keep shit on the DL

 
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:09 PM   #13
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i dont think any guy celeb has had the kind of attention the girls have. and how could they. matthew mchonaighya got a few stories for having abs but nothing near the criticism or worship girls get for their bodies. and he was rolling from one gutter to another having sex with the nearest willing member of the opposite sex while those stories were getting out anyway. it just isnt as much of an issue when a guy does it

 
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:27 PM   #14
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so it's because of the attention females get then?

 
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:43 PM   #15
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if guys could get attention, paul hem would be the lindsey lohan of our sex.

 
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:55 PM   #16
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when youre a girl they throw drugs at you. the same goes for famous people in general but it goes tenfold for girls. i bet lohan could easily snort all of colombia's backup supply without paying a dime

 
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