microsoft surface

Fattening Ass · 05-30-2007, 01:33 AM

http://www.microsoft.com/surface/

That thing looks pretty damn cool.

sickbadthing · 05-30-2007, 01:41 AM

This just reminds me of trying to get a wireless feature to work on my camera but I can't because NIKON SET UP THE SOFTWARE IN A REALLY FUCKED WAY.

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Halber Mensch · 05-30-2007, 01:41 AM

i thought you were gonna get the canon!

Mablak · 05-30-2007, 01:42 AM

I wonder how that infernal machine would interact with my ASS.

Fattening Ass · 05-30-2007, 01:44 AM

hah i was thinking about naughty things to do with that after watching the videos

Ever · 05-30-2007, 01:44 AM

It's just a touch screen with a good GUI

sickbadthing · 05-30-2007, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halber Mensch

i thought you were gonna get the canon!

I was planning on it but CompUSA was going out of business and I got a good deal on the Nikon. I can e-mail from the camera using WiFi and at hotspots so it's a really cool feature. I just can't get the wireless to work to my PC (not that it's necessary... I just want it to work).

Mablak · 05-30-2007, 01:47 AM

Well that thing will be great for finger painting but it looks way too user-friendly, it needs an element of danger like giving you a shock if you put something stupid on it.

Fattening Ass · 05-30-2007, 01:51 AM

i wonder if it can recognize farts

Mablak · 05-30-2007, 01:59 AM

Machines are notoriously bad at smelling stuff, even though it's the most useful of the senses.

Ever · 05-30-2007, 02:00 AM

Smell is the least useful

Fattening Ass · 05-30-2007, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mablak

Machines are notoriously bad at smelling stuff, even though it's the most useful of the senses.

no not smell, the fart dust that hits the screen

Ever · 05-30-2007, 02:09 AM

I think it'd be able to detect it just like it detects you breathing on it

Mablak · 05-30-2007, 02:10 AM

I think it would alert the authorities

christian zombie vampires · 05-30-2007, 02:13 AM

i can't wait to save a couple grand buying the RCA knockoff of this where i have to keep my finger on it for 2 minutes until it recognizes it and then drag my finger very slowly and then my coffee is cold

christian zombie vampires · 05-30-2007, 02:22 AM

dude you could program it so at the touch of your boner your porn pops up and then you skeet all over the table and it automatically shuts off and netphoria pops up

Fattening Ass · 05-30-2007, 02:23 AM

my kind of guy @!!!!!

D. · 05-30-2007, 02:26 AM

wow, that thing looks so cool.

Nimrod's Son · 05-30-2007, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ever

It's just a touch screen with a good GUI

no, it's made by microsoft

The Jesus · 05-30-2007, 08:11 AM

The average person in the street would be too stupid to use something like that.

Here's a better demonstration of what the table can do: http://on10.net/link/6a6b8f39-2bb4-4...-89789ca816a3/ (250MB)

celluloid_love · 05-30-2007, 08:24 AM

everyone in this thread is absolutely fucked in the head

Ever · 05-30-2007, 08:25 AM

Neat rhyme

waltermcphilp · 05-30-2007, 08:30 AM

pretty soon that coffee table will be self aware and then its Terminator 3 time.

TheMilstead · 05-30-2007, 09:11 AM

Here is yet another example of Microsoft's unoriginality. This was already thought of by these people:

Hint: Wait after they show the lava effects and stuff.

Fattening Ass · 05-30-2007, 11:34 AM

i knew i seen something similar a while back. I wonder if the two are linked

cosmos · 05-30-2007, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMilstead

Here is yet another example of Microsoft's unoriginality. This was already thought of by these people:

Hint: Wait after they show the lava effects and stuff.

exactly what i was thinking. i saw a presentation by jeff han on youtube at least 3 months ago demonstrating that table

smurfing · 05-30-2007, 11:50 AM

i hope microsoft always stays on top

hereisnowhy · 05-30-2007, 02:02 PM

I wonder if apple will sue them, because this thing has the exact same touch tricks as the iPhone.

05-30-2007, 01:33 AM	#1
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	microsoft surface http://www.microsoft.com/surface/ That thing looks pretty damn cool.

05-30-2007, 01:41 AM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	This just reminds me of trying to get a wireless feature to work on my camera but I can't because NIKON SET UP THE SOFTWARE IN A REALLY FUCKED WAY. FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON FUCK YOU NIKON

05-30-2007, 01:41 AM	#3
Halber Mensch Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,464	i thought you were gonna get the canon!

05-30-2007, 01:42 AM	#4
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	I wonder how that infernal machine would interact with my ASS.

05-30-2007, 01:44 AM	#5
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	hah i was thinking about naughty things to do with that after watching the videos

05-30-2007, 01:44 AM	#6
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	It's just a touch screen with a good GUI

05-30-2007, 01:47 AM	#8
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	Well that thing will be great for finger painting but it looks way too user-friendly, it needs an element of danger like giving you a shock if you put something stupid on it.

05-30-2007, 01:51 AM	#9
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	i wonder if it can recognize farts

05-30-2007, 01:59 AM	#10
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	Machines are notoriously bad at smelling stuff, even though it's the most useful of the senses.

05-30-2007, 02:00 AM	#11
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	Smell is the least useful

05-30-2007, 02:09 AM	#13
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	I think it'd be able to detect it just like it detects you breathing on it

05-30-2007, 02:10 AM	#14
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	I think it would alert the authorities

05-30-2007, 02:13 AM	#15
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	i can't wait to save a couple grand buying the RCA knockoff of this where i have to keep my finger on it for 2 minutes until it recognizes it and then drag my finger very slowly and then my coffee is cold

05-30-2007, 02:22 AM	#16
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	dude you could program it so at the touch of your boner your porn pops up and then you skeet all over the table and it automatically shuts off and netphoria pops up

05-30-2007, 02:23 AM	#17
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	my kind of guy @!!!!!

05-30-2007, 02:26 AM	#18
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	wow, that thing looks so cool.

05-30-2007, 08:11 AM	#20
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	The average person in the street would be too stupid to use something like that. Here's a better demonstration of what the table can do: http://on10.net/link/6a6b8f39-2bb4-4...-89789ca816a3/ (250MB)

05-30-2007, 08:24 AM	#21
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,225	everyone in this thread is absolutely fucked in the head

05-30-2007, 08:25 AM	#22
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	Neat rhyme

05-30-2007, 08:30 AM	#23
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	pretty soon that coffee table will be self aware and then its Terminator 3 time.

05-30-2007, 09:11 AM	#24
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	Here is yet another example of Microsoft's unoriginality. This was already thought of by these people: Hint: Wait after they show the lava effects and stuff.

05-30-2007, 11:34 AM	#25
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	i knew i seen something similar a while back. I wonder if the two are linked

05-30-2007, 11:50 AM	#27
smurfing Apocalyptic Poster Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,360	i hope microsoft always stays on top

05-30-2007, 02:02 PM	#28
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	I wonder if apple will sue them, because this thing has the exact same touch tricks as the iPhone.