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Old 05-16-2007, 10:45 PM   #1
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Talking Fuck a pizza

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Old 05-17-2007, 05:56 PM   #2
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i'm afraid i'd get sauce or a pepperoni stuck in my dick

 
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Old 05-17-2007, 06:11 PM   #3
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I wish!

 
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Old 05-17-2007, 06:18 PM   #4
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wasn't expecting him to get naked and fuck the pizza

guess he showed me

 
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Old 05-17-2007, 06:39 PM   #5
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I can't wait for someone to forward that to his parents.

 
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:31 PM   #6
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At least he didn't let the pizza go to waste... (I turned off as soon as he put that shit to his mouth.)



I feel I should have turned off sooner, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.

 
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:40 AM   #7
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I don't wanna watch that right now.

 
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:51 AM   #8
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Wow.

 
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:52 AM   #9
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You either just made or ruined my birthday, not sure which.

 
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:21 AM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ravenguy2000
wasn't expecting him to get naked and fuck the pizza

guess he showed me

Me too. Fuck...

 
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:14 AM   #11
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was he jerking off to oprah?

 
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Old 05-19-2007, 01:50 AM   #12
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this dude is fucking hilarious

I HIT IT WITOUT DA COND'M

 
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Old 05-19-2007, 02:05 AM   #13
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im gunna wait for that shit to cool down, if ya feel me.

 
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Old 05-19-2007, 03:25 AM   #14
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was he jerking off to oprah?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.

 
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:21 AM   #15
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he seems like he would also be the dirty kid in your elementary school class

 
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Old 05-19-2007, 12:34 PM   #16
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IMMa wait for that shit to cool down .. lol ewwwwwww

i imagine every guy here being just like that.

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:07 AM   #17
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Came across this again today. Funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time.

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:17 AM   #18
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Oh my god.

If he would just jerk off like any normal guy, he wouldn't have to pay 5 bucks everytime and he wouldn't be so poor...

He'd still be a loser nontheless...
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:18 AM   #19
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the world is a vampire
sent to drain secret destroyers
hold you up to the flames
and what do i get for my pain
betrayed desires...

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:29 AM   #20
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Quote:
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i imagine every guy here being just like that.
we could be like identical twins me and him

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:44 PM   #21
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the world is a vampire
sent to drain secret destroyers
hold you up to the flames
and what do i get for my pain
betrayed desires...

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:52 PM   #22
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i'm hungry.

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 04:15 PM   #23
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my pizza pocket just got me looking at it the wrong way.

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 04:27 PM   #24
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dude has sex w/ a pizza. then he eats it. then he gives his full name.

i just don't understand kids these days

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:05 PM   #25
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i just don't understand kids these days

 
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:30 PM   #26
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Man I'm bored,

I think taking a dump might have been more interesting than this video.

 
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