die clippit

Ugly · 03-15-2003, 07:42 PM

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_4.gif

mirrar · 03-15-2003, 07:43 PM

thats it's name? i did not know that.

Ugly · 03-15-2003, 07:44 PM

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_1.gif

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_3.gif

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_5.gif

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_2.gif

machinaddict · 03-15-2003, 07:44 PM

dusty · 03-15-2003, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_2.gif

that one's cute.

Ugly · 03-15-2003, 07:46 PM

There's other assistants in there. Right click on Clippit and you'll find something that says "Choose Assisant" and they give you all of these descriptions

one of the most homosexualized choices on there has to be "MOTHER EARTH!" with its little gay ass introduction "Welcome. If you desire help in any aspect of this program, please click on me." I can just feel the femine wicana tree-huggin hippie crap vibes from that one.

mirrar · 03-15-2003, 07:47 PM

i liked the dog.

Ugly · 03-15-2003, 07:51 PM

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_6.gif

The website is a shamelss plug from Microsoft Office XP, but give them credit its fairly original and an interesting diversion.

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clippy/

Also if you look in the top left corner and click you get Clippit's nicknames:

Stretch
Mr. Annoying
Metalmouth
%@$*#!
Metal Butt

And then there's all this too for him to get a new job:

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...g_lockpick.jpg

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...ollpg_prez.jpg

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...p_w_papers.jpg

http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...ollpg_chef.jpg

Ugly · 03-15-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
i liked the dog.

yeah, I set it on him most of the time actually. Well, I don't really but he's cute if you go on a typing binge he watches you and wags his tail.

Also right-click and get ANIMATE! for them to do all thier tricks and stuff.

I spend alot of time goofing off in office.

Ugly · 03-15-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hyperbole
:erm that's terrible. we have this little animated computer with a hand on it, and it takes ages to load, even on the good computer. it makes me so angry when i accidentally press 'help' instead of 'backspace'. I'd love to grab it by its neck and punch it repeatedly.

alas, it's only 2D, and I cannot.

yeah, but if you could that would be really fuckin trippy!

(good lord I'm wasting alot of time on here right now. I'm at the computer labs gotta be back home in an hour and got 5 pages to write. Somebody yell at me already!)

goomosh · 03-15-2003, 08:02 PM

bless clippit. got me through my first year mandatory computer class without having to take the
class. i took the exemption test on the first day and asked clipit each and every question. a
great assistant to a computer illiterate, piece of shit like me. college was a joke(literally for me).

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Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	There's other assistants in there. Right click on Clippit and you'll find something that says "Choose Assisant" and they give you all of these descriptions one of the most homosexualized choices on there has to be "MOTHER EARTH!" with its little gay ass introduction "Welcome. If you desire help in any aspect of this program, please click on me." I can just feel the femine wicana tree-huggin hippie crap vibes from that one. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...rollover_6.gif The website is a shamelss plug from Microsoft Office XP, but give them credit its fairly original and an interesting diversion. http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clippy/ Also if you look in the top left corner and click you get Clippit's nicknames: Stretch Mr. Annoying Metalmouth %@$#! Metal Butt And then there's all this too for him to get a new job: http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...g_lockpick.jpg http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...ollpg_prez.jpg http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...p_w_papers.jpg http://www.microsoft.com/Office/clip...ollpg_chef.jpg __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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goomosh Demi-God Location: canada Posts: 274	bless clippit. got me through my first year mandatory computer class without having to take the class. i took the exemption test on the first day and asked clipit each and every question. a great assistant to a computer illiterate, piece of shit like me. college was a joke(literally for me). __________________ Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.

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mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i liked the dog.