I need some myspace friends.

Grumble · 02-22-2007, 10:26 PM

See I've started a myspace page again and thus far I only have about 10 friends, which clearly isn't enough, especially because these are all people I've actually physically met in real life. So a few days ago I PMed three people here who I like (but don't particularly know), asking them to add me to their myspace, and I figured even if they didn't particularly like me I had a picture of myself with a toy frog and a Guided By Voices song ready to play, both on my profile, so I figured - because they were girls - the combination would moisten their underwear somewhat and send them into some kind of sex trance where they'd have no choice but to add me. But it didn't happen. I think a super hacker must have got into my profile and deleted their friend requests. Probably CIA.

So if anyone wants to be my myspace friend, PM me. Bearing in mind I'm very shallow and I might well ignore you if you're not a female who I think is sexually attractive.

No, seriously, I'm kidding, I've had sex with big snails.

Grumble · 02-22-2007, 10:33 PM

the thing people don't get about my myspace is, is that i'm preparing something that's gonna affect the world, in a huge way. I mean, i don't care about friends. i could go out on the street and make some. even easier making e-friends. but i want to help the world. and that's my only crime. i'm like a better jesus.

Grumble · 02-22-2007, 10:37 PM

never mind, someone added me, so my pathetic whinging paid off.

score.

topleybird · 02-22-2007, 10:41 PM

Grumble I do not have a myspace but would still like to be your myspace friend, maybe even a myspace best friend, but not right away, it would take time

What do you say

Grumble · 02-22-2007, 10:43 PM

yeah, i'm down with that. take some time and pm me when you've got one. we'll be myspace super buddies.

bardy · 02-22-2007, 11:11 PM

http://www.myspace.com/vipbrj

redbull · 02-22-2007, 11:14 PM

www.myspace.com/vastradiantbeach lololol

Kirstan · 02-22-2007, 11:17 PM

www.myspace.com/kirstan

yeah I suck.

BlissedandGone2 · 02-22-2007, 11:18 PM

www.myspace.com/kiddscreek

Fathoms (unadored) · 02-22-2007, 11:21 PM

only total fucking losers have myspace profiles.

TheMilstead · 02-22-2007, 11:24 PM

http://www.myspace.com/michaelmilstead

Have fun.

Kirstan · 02-22-2007, 11:25 PM

i've added everyone who posted so far, so you should probably all accept

obscured01 · 02-22-2007, 11:27 PM

www.myspace.com/gazing_iscariot

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-23-2007, 12:53 AM

no way, man

yo soy el mejor · 02-23-2007, 01:28 AM

add me

www.myspace.com/gassyfuck

no. i did not make up that name. geo did it for me. it's embarrasses me because im not gassy

obscured01 · 02-23-2007, 01:35 AM

Your page is messed up ******, it reroutes you to http://media.putfile.com/cc-16 when you try to scroll down

Geek USA · 02-23-2007, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

because im not gassy

quit lyin'

aww computer city.

undersco_red · 02-23-2007, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

no way, man

http://www.myspace.com/0110001001101111dude

yo soy el mejor · 02-23-2007, 01:43 AM

whoa. i forgot how much much much i love love love that song.

yo soy el mejor · 02-23-2007, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek USA

quit lyin'

yo soy el mejor · 02-23-2007, 01:52 AM

still listening to the song.. like 3rd time now

East Rocket · 02-23-2007, 03:29 AM

http://www.myspace.com/96864863

Toast · 02-23-2007, 10:05 AM

http://www.myspace.com/thomaschilders

but i'm not a female who is sexually attractive so i don't know

JokeyLoki · 02-23-2007, 10:07 AM

Why do people feel the need to validate themselves with this shit? Why try to have a bunch of "friends" that you actually don't know shit about?

Kahlo · 02-23-2007, 10:14 AM

http://www.myspace.com/alexboydphotography

HorseflyKing · 02-23-2007, 11:19 AM

http://www.myspace.com/theargylewishlist

http://www.myspace.com/thekeen

aurel · 02-23-2007, 12:20 PM

Hey Grumble,

You seem like the most huggable Netphorian.

http://www.myspace.com/aurelmusic

avian chaos · 02-23-2007, 12:53 PM

I forgot about that PM until I read this post, sorry Grumblecakes :[

For the record, though, I don't think I even know who GBV is so it would be impossible for my panties to moisten. It's also impossible to moisten iron clad chastity belts.

Ol' Couch Ass · 02-23-2007, 03:08 PM

www.myspace.com/patricksp0

02-22-2007, 10:26 PM	#1
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	I need some myspace friends. See I've started a myspace page again and thus far I only have about 10 friends, which clearly isn't enough, especially because these are all people I've actually physically met in real life. So a few days ago I PMed three people here who I like (but don't particularly know), asking them to add me to their myspace, and I figured even if they didn't particularly like me I had a picture of myself with a toy frog and a Guided By Voices song ready to play, both on my profile, so I figured - because they were girls - the combination would moisten their underwear somewhat and send them into some kind of sex trance where they'd have no choice but to add me. But it didn't happen. I think a super hacker must have got into my profile and deleted their friend requests. Probably CIA. So if anyone wants to be my myspace friend, PM me. Bearing in mind I'm very shallow and I might well ignore you if you're not a female who I think is sexually attractive. No, seriously, I'm kidding, I've had sex with big snails.

02-22-2007, 10:33 PM	#2
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	the thing people don't get about my myspace is, is that i'm preparing something that's gonna affect the world, in a huge way. I mean, i don't care about friends. i could go out on the street and make some. even easier making e-friends. but i want to help the world. and that's my only crime. i'm like a better jesus.

02-22-2007, 10:37 PM	#3
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	never mind, someone added me, so my pathetic whinging paid off. score.

02-22-2007, 10:41 PM	#4
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	Grumble I do not have a myspace but would still like to be your myspace friend, maybe even a myspace best friend, but not right away, it would take time What do you say

02-22-2007, 10:43 PM	#5
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	yeah, i'm down with that. take some time and pm me when you've got one. we'll be myspace super buddies.

02-22-2007, 11:11 PM	#6
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	http://www.myspace.com/vipbrj

02-22-2007, 11:14 PM	#7
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	www.myspace.com/vastradiantbeach lololol

02-22-2007, 11:17 PM	#8
Kirstan Demi-God Location: Ohio Posts: 485	www.myspace.com/kirstan yeah I suck.

02-22-2007, 11:18 PM	#9
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	www.myspace.com/kiddscreek

02-22-2007, 11:21 PM	#10
Fathoms (unadored) Apocalyptic Poster Location: Iceland Posts: 4,669	only total fucking losers have myspace profiles.

02-22-2007, 11:24 PM	#11
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	http://www.myspace.com/michaelmilstead Have fun.

02-22-2007, 11:27 PM	#13
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	www.myspace.com/gazing_iscariot

02-23-2007, 12:53 AM	#14
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	no way, man

02-22-2007, 11:25 PM	#12
Kirstan Demi-God Location: Ohio Posts: 485	i've added everyone who posted so far, so you should probably all accept

02-23-2007, 01:28 AM	#15
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	add me www.myspace.com/gassyfuck no. i did not make up that name. geo did it for me. it's embarrasses me because im not gassy

02-23-2007, 01:35 AM	#16
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	Your page is messed up ******, it reroutes you to http://media.putfile.com/cc-16 when you try to scroll down

02-23-2007, 01:43 AM	#19
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	whoa. i forgot how much much much i love love love that song.

02-23-2007, 01:52 AM	#21
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	still listening to the song.. like 3rd time now

02-23-2007, 03:29 AM	#22
East Rocket Ownz Location: Denton Texas Posts: 922	http://www.myspace.com/96864863

02-23-2007, 10:05 AM	#23
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	http://www.myspace.com/thomaschilders but i'm not a female who is sexually attractive so i don't know

02-23-2007, 10:07 AM	#24
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	Why do people feel the need to validate themselves with this shit? Why try to have a bunch of "friends" that you actually don't know shit about?

02-23-2007, 10:14 AM	#25
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	http://www.myspace.com/alexboydphotography

02-23-2007, 11:19 AM	#26
HorseflyKing Apocalyptic Poster Location: in ur computron! Posts: 1,849	http://www.myspace.com/theargylewishlist http://www.myspace.com/thekeen

02-23-2007, 12:20 PM	#27
aurel Apocalyptic Poster Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole. Posts: 2,339	Hey Grumble, You seem like the most huggable Netphorian. http://www.myspace.com/aurelmusic

02-23-2007, 12:53 PM	#28
avian chaos Braindead Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,137	I forgot about that PM until I read this post, sorry Grumblecakes :[ For the record, though, I don't think I even know who GBV is so it would be impossible for my panties to moisten. It's also impossible to moisten iron clad chastity belts.

02-23-2007, 03:08 PM	#29
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	www.myspace.com/patricksp0