this chick friend lives 6 doors down from me and invited me over

[D.]

Originally Posted by To Starla

The Christmas tree is still up?

that was at the new years party.

[D.]

oh, and i just got back.

eric (the not-quite-boyfriend-but-"seeing-each-other" dude) was doing some of his homework, but he left after like 30 minutes.

then she heated up some chili, fish sticks, and salad for me. and we watched about 4 episodes of the office while talking about past relationships and sex and other stuff.

i have to go to work in a little over 5 hours, though. might be another aderall-fuled night.

[Ol' Couch Ass]

Current favorite netphorian. Mr. Pantyface is a close second. I think the fact that D has great descriptive posts in the middle of the night (when I'm usually on here) is the key. I think I have a non-sexual man crush on him. Perhaps I will get a KC tattoo on my other buttock. I'm just drunk enough to do it.

[D.]

lol

actually i may be getting the KC covered up. it's kinda a long story, but not really.

also, i may be making the MUSIC IS LIFE lighter, to blend into my skin more.

[oranjes' ghost]

Originally Posted by D.

lol

actually i may be getting the KC covered up. it's kinda a long story, but not really.

also, i may be making the MUSIC IS LIFE lighter, to blend into my skin more.

what?!

why would you do that to the music is life tattoo? i thought you loved that one!

[D.]

Originally Posted by oranjes' ghost

what?!

why would you do that to the music is life tattoo? i thought you loved that one!

eh.

i like it, i love why i got it, but not where i got it.

[Boycott Graceland]

print out this thread and tape it to her door

[mirrar]

Originally Posted by D.

lol

actually i may be getting the KC covered up. it's kinda a long story, but not really.

also, i may be making the MUSIC IS LIFE lighter, to blend into my skin more.

what aboot the yin yang

[RenewRevive]

Originally Posted by D.

eric (the not-quite-boyfriend-but-"seeing-each-other" dude) was doing some of his homework, but he left after like 30 minutes.

Uh-oh, don't like the sounds of this guy. If you can't figure a way of legitimately shooting him, then, well keep an eye on him.

then she heated up some chili, fish sticks, and salad for me. and we watched about 4 episodes of the office while talking about past relationships and sex and other stuff.

First off you want to make sure she knows you're not gay; I cannot stress this enough. Maybe throw in a mention or two of a really hot ex-gf that you dumped.

Okay, I've pretty much exhausted my dating advice. Hope it was helpful and I'm rooting for ya!

[Aeroplane]

Originally Posted by obscured01

2. That picture of the 'little dutch boy blue' or 'little blue dutch boy' is a strange thing for someone her age to have in her apt. My mom had that picture (and the girl that goes along with it) for ever and my grandmother has a set too.

hahaha. my grandma too.

[D.]

Originally Posted by mirrar

what aboot the yin yang

my whole right arm is going to change drastically, ying yang/blood brother thing, KC, everything.

[D.]

Originally Posted by RenewRevive

First off you want to make sure she knows you're not gay; I cannot stress this enough. Maybe throw in a mention or two of a really hot ex-gf that you dumped.

Okay, I've pretty much exhausted my dating advice. Hope it was helpful and I'm rooting for ya!

lol, alls i really wanna do is have sex with her. i dunno what it is about her.

and yeah, it wasn't a "girlfriend-gay dude" conversation, i assure ya.

[monkeyfritters]

there is a girl in my class who looks exactly like your crush, D. Should I ask her if she likes you?


PS I'm going to go out on a limb and be the first to predict you will bang this chick... you will also marry and divorce her.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by D.

i can't believe it took 13 posts before the looks like a boy/is that a girl? joke was made!

that was my first thought after i saw the picture.

[D.]

Originally Posted by monkeyfritters

there is a girl in my class who looks exactly like your crush, D. Should I ask her if she likes you?


PS I'm going to go out on a limb and be the first to predict you will bang this chick... you will also marry and divorce her.

i have standards in who i'll sleep with and standards of who i will marry.

[monkeyfritters]

your sperm don't have standards in who they will knock up.

[D.]

Originally Posted by monkeyfritters

your sperm don't have standards in who they will knock up.

this is true. i'd have to go back to wearing condoms.

[Junebug]

why is she posing like that with the chair.

[mpp]

Originally Posted by Junebug

why is she posing like that with the chair.

for realz

[Toby]

black girl pose!

[wally]

Originally Posted by D.

then she heated up some chili, fish sticks, and salad for me.

warm salad is gross

[monkeyfritters]

Originally Posted by D.

this is true. i'd have to go back to wearing condoms.

:HOMO:

i have no idea what I meant by that.

[D.]

Originally Posted by Junebug

why is she posing like that with the chair.

i dunno, because i asked her to?

[D.]

Originally Posted by wally

warm salad is gross

y'know, i thought for about a minute on how i should have re-worded it to make sure it didn't sound like she heated the salad up as well, but i just gave up.

sad.

[Junebug]

Originally Posted by D.

i dunno, because i asked her to?

fair enough i suppose.

and how about "she made me salad and heated up some chili and fish sticks"?

[D.]

Originally Posted by Junebug

fair enough i suppose.

and how about "she made me salad and heated up some chili and fish sticks"?

yeah, see that could work. but i guess i was wanting to emphasize (misspelled) the meal first

[undersco_red]

i would say she has a nice butt but all women have nice butts when they stand like that.

[D.]

Originally Posted by undersco_red

i would say she has a nice butt but all women have nice butts when they stand like that.

yeah, she has a mediocre ass, but she's thin without being a health nut or anything. i really do wanna sleep with her.