If this was my church, and I was priest...

[I Ate My Hamster]

I would cum a cross on all of your foreheads ash wednesday.

[Mariner]

i call altar boy

[Mariner]

and we could turn the sp board into a seminary

[undersco_red]

im getting in line twice for that one.

[D.]

gotta get my protein somewhere

[I Ate My Hamster]

And to anyone screaming blasthemy...suck my cock on a cross.

[D.]

crucidix

[Mariner]

so the gods don't want you downtown but they're ok if you hang out under a cathedral gargoyle or two

[D.]

Originally Posted by Mariner

so the gods don't want you downtown but they're ok if you hang out under a cathedral gargoyle or two

there's actually a catholic something in the view of my window

kinda creepy looking

[I Ate My Hamster]

Originally Posted by D.

there's actually a catholic something in the view of my window

kinda creepy looking

Cumgoyle.

[D.]

Originally Posted by I Ate My Hamster

Cumgoyle.

monsignor...more like...uh...monfingerinyourass

yeah i got nothing

[Geek USA]

Originally Posted by D.

crucidix

loq

[monkeyfritters]

it'd have more flavor than the "body of christ." that shit is bland.

[I Ate My Hamster]

Originally Posted by D.

monsignor...more like...uh...monfingerinyourass

yeah i got nothing

Atleast you try. Some people just stand there watching.

[I Ate My Hamster]

Originally Posted by monkeyfritters

it'd have more flavor than the "body of christ." that shit is bland.

And to think they never offered, "Box of Mary."