the gods don't want me downtown

D. · 02-08-2007, 01:18 AM

there was a chemical plant fire today and it was only like maybe a mile away, at the most. from my apt view i thought it was dark clouds!

D. · 02-08-2007, 01:19 AM

http://www.kctv5.com/Global/story.asp?S=6052823

D. · 02-08-2007, 01:20 AM

it's like the biggest story around here. haha. some people were being asked to evacuate.

hereisnowhy · 02-08-2007, 01:25 AM

Sounds like the gods don't want the chemical plant you self-centered bastard.

D. · 02-08-2007, 01:26 AM

monkeyfritters · 02-08-2007, 02:10 AM

that's GUT WRENCHING! but who'd want to blow up kansas city?

D. · 02-08-2007, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeyfritters

that's GUT WRENCHING! but who'd want to blow up kansas city?

THE DAY AFTER

NEVER FORGET

Mariner · 02-08-2007, 02:16 AM

title led me to believe this thread was going to be a hilarious yet heartwarming account of sexual misadventure

D. · 02-08-2007, 02:19 AM

i wish. the only thing remotely sexual that happened today was that my two girl-friends knocked on my door and i answered the door with my shirt off.

i have no peephole and i thought it would be dudes telling me to evacuate on account of the 'splosion.

but i just kept talking to them, bare-chested and all, acting like i meant to open the door top-naked.

monkeyfritters · 02-08-2007, 02:23 AM

i wouldve been all like... "i thought you two were here to tell me to ejaculate...

... evacuate.... so, how about that explosion"

Mariner · 02-08-2007, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

top-naked.

good phrase

D. · 02-08-2007, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeyfritters

i wouldve been all like... "i thought you two were here to tell me to ejaculate...

... evacuate.... so, how about that explosion"

actually about 10 mins later i did tug it, but it had nothing to do with them. even though one of them lives on my floor.

monkeyfritters · 02-08-2007, 02:35 AM

probably had something to do with the burning viagra factory outside your window.

D. · 02-08-2007, 02:43 AM

i have been pitchin tents ever since

monkeyfritters · 02:50 AM

are you a policeman? the only reason i ask is because i am debating whether or not to smoke weed. is it actually illegal? if you saw me smoking weed right now would you take me down to the station?

D. · 02-08-2007, 02:49 AM

monkeyfritters

D. · 02-08-2007, 02:50 AM

best screen name actively posting on netphoria right now

monkeyfritters · 02-08-2007, 02:51 AM

i agree wholeheartedly.

02-08-2007, 01:18 AM	#1
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	the gods don't want me downtown there was a chemical plant fire today and it was only like maybe a mile away, at the most. from my apt view i thought it was dark clouds!

02-08-2007, 02:45 AM	#15
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	are you a policeman? the only reason i ask is because i am debating whether or not to smoke weed. is it actually illegal? if you saw me smoking weed right now would you take me down to the station? Last edited by monkeyfritters : 02-08-2007 at 02:50 AM.

02-08-2007, 01:19 AM	#2
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	http://www.kctv5.com/Global/story.asp?S=6052823

02-08-2007, 01:20 AM	#3
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	it's like the biggest story around here. haha. some people were being asked to evacuate.

02-08-2007, 01:25 AM	#4
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	Sounds like the gods don't want the chemical plant you self-centered bastard.

02-08-2007, 01:26 AM	#5
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063

02-08-2007, 02:10 AM	#6
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	that's GUT WRENCHING! but who'd want to blow up kansas city?

02-08-2007, 02:16 AM	#8
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	title led me to believe this thread was going to be a hilarious yet heartwarming account of sexual misadventure

02-08-2007, 02:19 AM	#9
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i wish. the only thing remotely sexual that happened today was that my two girl-friends knocked on my door and i answered the door with my shirt off. i have no peephole and i thought it would be dudes telling me to evacuate on account of the 'splosion. but i just kept talking to them, bare-chested and all, acting like i meant to open the door top-naked.

02-08-2007, 02:23 AM	#10
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	i wouldve been all like... "i thought you two were here to tell me to ejaculate... ... evacuate.... so, how about that explosion"

02-08-2007, 02:35 AM	#13
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	probably had something to do with the burning viagra factory outside your window.

02-08-2007, 02:43 AM	#14
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i have been pitchin tents ever since

02-08-2007, 02:49 AM	#16
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	monkeyfritters

02-08-2007, 02:50 AM	#17
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	best screen name actively posting on netphoria right now

02-08-2007, 02:51 AM	#18
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	i agree wholeheartedly.