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Old 02-07-2007, 11:16 PM   #1
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Unhappy this question is a little weird... i'd rather a guy answer it.

so i was at work the other day. on the way there my hair got a little messy so i went to the restroom just to use the mirror so i could put my hair back up in a ponytail. someone had put paper towels all over the toilet. some of it was wet and hanging off the toilet and some was just wet and on the floor. i didnt bother trying to get rid of it because i didnt have to go. anyway, this man walks in on me and i was like oh oops because i wasnt embarrassed to be doing my hair even though getting walked in on is always weird. his eyes move toward the toilet and then he looks at me and says ooh excuse me like he just walked in on me m'bating. ugh. i stayed in the bathroom for five minutes afraid to come out.
would it be weird to go up to him and say 'oh hey just to let you know.. that wasnt me who made that mess'?
guys.. would you believe a girl if she said that or would you just be like .. whatever, nasty.


 
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:18 PM   #2
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yeah just tell him

lol @ m'bating

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:19 PM   #3
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uh youre weird as fuck

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:36 PM   #4
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I HAVE THEM ON OPTIMFROG LOL

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:54 PM   #5
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just let it go

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:56 PM   #6
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as long as youre confident and being yourself she'll probably like you for who you are. and if not, well then fuck her. she's not worth your time anyway. your a smart and good looking guy and anybody who thinks otherwise is a moron

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:59 PM   #7
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he's the weird one. who comes in a closed bathroom (i'm assuming) that's joint sexes and doesn't knock?

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:01 AM   #8
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who doesn't lock it. this is all fishy. like kristin south of the boarder

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:04 AM   #9
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as long as youre confident and being yourself she'll probably like you for who you are. and if not, well then fuck her. she's not worth your time anyway. your a smart and good looking guy and anybody who thinks otherwise is a moron
he's just a boy. and im just a girl.

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:05 AM   #10
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i feel that way too

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:05 AM   #11
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why would u need tissues to masterbate? honey, are you a squirter?

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:08 AM   #12
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i didnt think to lock it because i was just going in to put my hair up! i never forget to lock it when i gotta pee

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:11 AM   #13
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likely he was just surprised at walking in on somebody in the bathroom. by the way, i bet the tissues were covered in urine. kids like to urinate on them and then stick them to the ceiling and such.

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:14 AM   #14
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unless you care about the guy forget it. If its a co-worker, its too late, everyone knows.

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:17 AM   #15
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>_<

yep. it's a coworker... he works in a different department but it's all the same to me.

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:22 AM   #16
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Where do you work these days Lawwn?

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:23 AM   #17
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i hooked her up with a job at whataburger

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:36 AM   #18
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The only answer is a company-wide memo explaining your side of the story. With diagrams.

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:39 AM   #19
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i wouldnt care enough to give a stupid look, but if you told me either way id believe you. id think it was silly and funny, but id believe.

****** did you ever mail out my secret santa gift?

 
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