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Old 02-07-2007, 03:04 PM   #1
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Talking 'Beer goggles' effect explained

Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how "beer goggles" affect a drinker's vision.

The drink-fuelled phenomenon is said to transform supposedly "ugly" people into beauties - until the morning after.

Researchers at Manchester University say while beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder, the amount of alcohol consumed is not the only factor.

Additional factors ******* the level of light in the pub or club, the drinker's own eyesight and the room's smokiness.

The distance between two people is also a factor.

They all add up to make the aesthetically-challenged more attractive, according to the formula.

The formula can work out a final score, ranging from less than one - where there is no beer goggle effect - to more than 100.

Nathan Efron, Professor of Clinical Optometry at the University of Manchester, said: "The beer goggles effect isn't solely dependent on how much alcohol a person consumes, there are other influencing factors at play too.

"For example, someone with normal vision, who has consumed five pints of beer and views a person 1.5 metres away in a fairly smoky and poorly lit room, will score 55, which means they would suffer from a moderate beer goggle effect."

The research was commissioned by eyecare firm Bausch & Lomb PureVision.

A poll showed that 68% of people had regretted giving their phone number to someone to whom they later realised they were not attracted.

A formula rating of less than one means no effect. Between one and 50 the person you would normally find unattractive appears less "visually offensive".

Non-appealing people become suddenly attractive between 51 and 100. At more than 100, someone not considered attractive looks like a super model.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...quation203.jpg

KEY TO FORMULA
An = number of units of alcohol consumed
S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)
L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)
Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)
d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)

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Old 02-07-2007, 03:06 PM   #2
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do you have a link for that, please? i might like to send it on.

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:09 PM   #3
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here you go, you hottie.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4468884.stm

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:12 PM   #4
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ATTN: Scientists

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:14 PM   #5
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Thats not an explanation of beer goggles.

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:14 PM   #6
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thanks and thanks!

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:53 PM   #7
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so OLDe you stupid piece of shit

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:03 PM   #8
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lol!

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:15 PM   #9
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alcohol also works to 'inhibit' the inhibition centers of the brain since it crosses the blood brain barrier, and also distorts the minds ability to decipher sensations and perceptions mentally.

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:27 PM   #10
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I've never experienced this "beer goggles" effect. I've most definitely lowered my standards and my inhibitions, but I don't think that's the same thing. I KNEW she wasn't that hot, but I didn't care at that point.

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:19 PM   #11
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i've experienced it, and it fucking sucks.

 
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:32 PM   #12
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we needed a scientific experiment to figure this out?

 
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