So she has a boyfriend...

[Kanan Road]

but she doesnt know i know.
her bf aint shit thats what sucks the most.

do i risk bad karma and try and butt in? or just play the friend card and see where that takes me.

[Aeroplane]

run the other direction.

[duovamp]

I've broken apart 3 relationships for my last 3 girlfriends.

Survival of the fittest.

[Mariner]

type of worthless chick that plays childish games with you behind her current boyfriend's back stands a very good chance of pulling the same shit on you if you slide into the boyfriend spot.

keep things honest; if she really likes you better and is worth any of your time, she'll breaks things off honestly with the current boyfriend before she gets involved with you. otherwise run the other way.

[BumbleBeeMouth]

mariners right, and also, the friend card is an awful card. Puts you in the friend box.

[phaedrus]

tinwop

[Mariner]

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

also, the friend card is an awful card. Puts you in the friend box.

exactly.


she undoubtedly already knows you're interested. now the best thing you can do is keep your distance, act totally uninterested, go have a shitload of fun without her, and ignore her. the more of that you do (if she wants you), the crazier it will drive her.

[BumbleBeeMouth]

Ah, wisdom is the path of the learned. This shit is so comically paradoxical

[Nate the Grate]

Mariner is right on all accounts. Best Netphorian ever?

[tcm]

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

mariners right, and also, the friend card is an awful card. Puts you in the friend box.

and then you have to wear the friend hat and dance the friend shuffle while singing the friend national anthem. humiliation at its finest.

[BumbleBeeMouth]

Looks somewhat like a limbless funky chicken.

[Kanan Road]

yea good call on the friend card. i should have re-worded that.
im gonna be a cold closed off individual towards her now. i should just start teasing her too to be mean.

[Mayfuck]

definitely spit on her face. she'll want you for sure.

[Kanan Road]

bro i should just shit on her

[Rarely]

just do what you would normally do before taking advice from people like nimrod and futurboy

[Shapan]

if you're attracted to a girl and want to get with her, never settle with just being her friend. you can never genuinely be her friend without thinking outside of it, and if she doesnt return the feeling it'll just make you feel bitter and upset. if she doesnt want to be with you its better off to, like others have said, run the other way.

either see if she wants to be with you and get with her a little bit down the road when she realizes this other dude isnt for her, otherwise dont waste the effort on a friendship when you'll be wanting more the entire time.

[BumbleBeeMouth]

Invite her over for a cup of coffee and when she comes to the door, answer it wearing nothing but a top hat and cuffs and take it from there. Or was that what to do if a mormon comes to the door?

[raygun187]

Originally Posted by Mariner

exactly.


she undoubtedly already knows you're interested. now the best thing you can do is keep your distance, act totally uninterested, go have a shitload of fun without her, and ignore her. the more of that you do (if she wants you), the crazier it will drive her.

This is the correct approach. Trust me. I am getting married in 5 months to a girl that used to be "just a friend" AND had a boyfriend. It wasn't until I stopped kissing her ass all the time and decided to go have my own fun that she came around. So, don't be a pussy little girl like I was. Go have fun, hit on as many girls as possible (let her see you do it), and one of two things will happen. She will either realize that she wanted you all along, or you'll find somebody else that you like better....good luck!

[AndySlash]

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

Puts you in the friend box.

Or so he wishes.

[Mayfuck]

you need to play some Positive K for her

[Mo]

Originally Posted by Kanan Road

bro i should just shit on her

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