my roommate wont stop listening to "how to save a life" by the fray

Shapan · 01-19-2007, 12:13 AM

JESUS CHRIST HOW DO I MAKE HIM FUCKING STOP

ravenguy2000 · 01-19-2007, 12:14 AM

ask him politely

bardy · 01-19-2007, 12:15 AM

post/av for shapan

wHATcOLOR · 01-19-2007, 12:15 AM

unzip his pants with excessively lubricated hands

Sepiae · 01-19-2007, 12:15 AM

you should probably just be glad it's not show tunes.

bardy · 01-19-2007, 12:16 AM

what if he cant get the button undone cause his hands are too lubey

wHATcOLOR · 01-19-2007, 12:16 AM

then ideally the roommate assists

bardy · 01-19-2007, 12:17 AM

oh I guess just make sure the roommate isn't wearing any expensive clothing or sitting on any nice chairs, things could get messy unless you take it like a man

Shapan · 01-19-2007, 12:19 AM

ive asked him to stop a couple of times actually.

every time i think he took it as a joke. even when i said "seriously" after each time. hes in the room next to me, so its not obnoxiously loud and im playing my own music, but i can still hear it..

Nimrod's Son · 01-19-2007, 12:19 AM

hey shapan, do you have any amusing anecdotes about someone you used to dorm with at the school you used to attend?

Shapan · 01-19-2007, 12:21 AM

my friend from my old school whom i dored with always comes up with dead baby jokes. one night he was really excited and knocked on my door.

"how do you stop a baby from crying?"

"how?"

"you take your bloody cock out of its mouth."

bardy · 01-19-2007, 12:22 AM

how would it cry if it had a bloody cock in its mouth

Nimrod's Son · 01-19-2007, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

how would it cry if it had a bloody cock in its mouth

i would be happy to show you

Mablak · 01-19-2007, 12:23 AM

Easy listening for your parents is a popular genre mang, just give it time.

bardy · 01-19-2007, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i would be happy to show you

I would bite your dick off the way jack bauer bit the guys neck in 24

Nimrod's Son · 01-19-2007, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

I would bite your dick off the way jack bauer bit the guys neck in 24

you'll never learn anything that way brady!

Junebug · 01-19-2007, 12:37 AM

the guys in that band look like they'd be annoying in real life.

maybe you should write him a note. people tend to be more sincere and polite in writing.

Captain Bligh · 01-19-2007, 12:56 AM

the fray is soooo fucking gay. kill your roommate.

01-19-2007, 12:13 AM	#1
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	my roommate wont stop listening to "how to save a life" by the fray JESUS CHRIST HOW DO I MAKE HIM FUCKING STOP

01-19-2007, 12:37 AM	#17
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	oh har the guys in that band look like they'd be annoying in real life. maybe you should write him a note. people tend to be more sincere and polite in writing.

01-19-2007, 12:14 AM	#2
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	ask him politely

01-19-2007, 12:15 AM	#3
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	post/av for shapan

01-19-2007, 12:15 AM	#4
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01-19-2007, 12:15 AM	#5
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	you should probably just be glad it's not show tunes.

01-19-2007, 12:16 AM	#6
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	what if he cant get the button undone cause his hands are too lubey

01-19-2007, 12:17 AM	#8
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	oh I guess just make sure the roommate isn't wearing any expensive clothing or sitting on any nice chairs, things could get messy unless you take it like a man

01-19-2007, 12:19 AM	#9
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	ive asked him to stop a couple of times actually. every time i think he took it as a joke. even when i said "seriously" after each time. hes in the room next to me, so its not obnoxiously loud and im playing my own music, but i can still hear it..

01-19-2007, 12:19 AM	#10
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	hey shapan, do you have any amusing anecdotes about someone you used to dorm with at the school you used to attend?

01-19-2007, 12:21 AM	#11
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	my friend from my old school whom i dored with always comes up with dead baby jokes. one night he was really excited and knocked on my door. "how do you stop a baby from crying?" "how?" "you take your bloody cock out of its mouth."

01-19-2007, 12:22 AM	#12
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	how would it cry if it had a bloody cock in its mouth

01-19-2007, 12:23 AM	#14
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	Easy listening for your parents is a popular genre mang, just give it time.

01-19-2007, 12:56 AM	#18
Captain Bligh Pledge Location: My favorite Jew is Donald Fagen. My second favorite Jew is Jesus. Posts: 150	the fray is soooo fucking gay. kill your roommate.