using kitchen things the wrong way - Page 2

ohnoitsbonnie · 01-17-2007, 02:35 PM

i once ate spaghetti with a spoon

wHATcOLOR · 01-17-2007, 02:35 PM

uh-oh spaghetti-ohs

ohnoitsbonnie · 01-17-2007, 02:39 PM

*turns into a statue made of pasta*

pale_princess · 01-17-2007, 02:47 PM

i twirl my spagetti on a spoon with my fork.

Sandra · 01-17-2007, 03:21 PM

Sometimes I use my cast iron enamel frying pans to whack my boyfriend in the back of the head. No wonder people think he's retarded.

smashing0 · 01-17-2007, 03:28 PM

I had a friend once who had some naughty stories about her turkey baster
...needless to say she made the best turkey ever

mirrar · 01-17-2007, 06:24 PM

i put juice in mugs, shot glasses, wine glasses, anything remotely glass-like.
i also put popcorn in anything; draining bins, pots, serving trays, whatever.
i often eat pasta out of the pot i cooked it in, with the wooden spoon i stirred it with
i've been known to put pretzels in a plastic cup with mustard in the bottom, also chips, mini rice cakes but hold the mustard
had fencing duels with anything with a long handle, also kitchen knives
i stick my head in the fridge when it's hot, freezer when it's really hot
when we had no ice tray i'd fill cups with a bit of water and make ice...discs.
we had no mop bucket so i filled the big garbage can with water and used that
i've worn a plastic strainer as a hat and ran around

Travis Meeks · 01-17-2007, 06:28 PM

I entered into a short lived coma while reading this thread

Travis Meeks · 01-17-2007, 06:28 PM

I once stuck my toaster in my ass while making toast.

waltermcphilp · 01-17-2007, 06:33 PM

NSFW

http://www.tabooinsertions.com/A59EBBAE/page2a.html

i don't know about you, but i don't think any of these girls know how to properly use veggies

Travis Meeks · 01-17-2007, 06:33 PM

that's disgusting

Nate the Grate · 01-17-2007, 06:37 PM

I always feel really sophisticated when I drink out of a mug. Or like a talk show host. I also feel really smart when I'm eating an apple and having a conversation with someone. It's an empowering fruit.

RopeyLopey · 01-17-2007, 07:19 PM

I was used to drink everything out of a beer glass - but I managed to break all of my beer glasses I had so now I have switched to a jar they sell ragu in. It looks horrible and makes me feel like an neanderthaler but the jar holds and survives every fall.

Sandra · 01-17-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

I was used to drink everything out of a beer glass - but I managed to break all of my beer glasses I had so now I have switched to a jar they sell ragu in. It looks horrible and makes me feel like an neanderthaler but the jar holds and survives every fall.

You can pretend that everything you drink out of the jar is moonshine and that you live in Tennesee and have a shotgun

that's what I would do

jenn · 01-17-2007, 09:27 PM

I know people have said this a thousand times, but I've always used my hands to do it. That's what my grandmother does and her sauce is never lumpy. You can also do it in a bowl with a fork or with a mesh bowl and a spoon, I suppose but that's not as much fun. That's assuming that you're using the canned, peeled tomatoes. If you're making it from scratch, boil for a few minutes in hot water and then transplant them into ice water. You should be able to rip the skin right off from there.

Sometimes you can get a particularly acidic tomato in the batch. If you get that way, don't add sugar to the sauce, it ruins it. Add a few peeled pieces of carrot (you can strain it out later) it sweetens it up really well.

brendo_91 · 01-17-2007, 10:04 PM

As far as drinking from a jar... I suppose you can always seal the top off when you want to come back to your drink later?

jenniferkate · 01-17-2007, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess

i'll try the fingers next time.

that's what i do. it's more fun that way.

waltermcphilp · 01-17-2007, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeviousJ

First you have to deconstruct your mind. The tomato is you

the bun is in your mind

BumbleBeeMouth · 01-18-2007, 12:25 AM

Using any form of tomato other than puree or fresh in a good pasta sauce is a sin! Too often have i been subjected to watery tomato pasta sauce. This ends now.

RopeyLopey · 01-18-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brendo_91

As far as drinking from a jar... I suppose you can always seal the top off when you want to come back to your drink later?

Sepiae · 01-18-2007, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

I was used to drink everything out of a beer glass - but I managed to break all of my beer glasses I had so now I have switched to a jar they sell ragu in. It looks horrible and makes me feel like an neanderthaler but the jar holds and survives every fall.

We always drank out of jars when I was growing up. Mason jars and jelly jars. I remember feeling so indignant when I realized they were jars and not glasses.

RopeyLopey · 01-18-2007, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sepiae

We always drank out of jars when I was growing up. Mason jars and jelly jars. I remember feeling so indignant when I realized they were jars and not glasses.

well I guess it's really practical for a parent to have your kids drink out of a jar, as you must really hit it hard in order to break it. I was used to drink out of a jar as a kid, too - and it's not like my parents didn't have money to buy a glass for me.

duovamp · 01-18-2007, 09:42 PM

The last time I used a kitchen-oriented utensil incorrectly thousands of people died...

Never again, I told myself. Never again.

Sepiae · 01-18-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

well I guess it's really practical for a parent to have your kids drink out of a jar, as you must really hit it hard in order to break it. I was used to drink out of a jar as a kid, too - and it's not like my parents didn't have money to buy a glass for me.

I think my mom just didn't want to buy cups when we had perfectly good jars sitting about. Thrifty, that one.

duovamp · 01-18-2007, 09:48 PM

Frugal whore didn't wanna spring for a a box of condoms either. Look what THAT brought her.

duovamp · 01-18-2007, 09:48 PM

Some wonderful wonderful children.

RopeyLopey · 01-18-2007, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sepiae

I think my mom just didn't want to buy cups when we had perfectly good jars sitting about. Thrifty, that one.

My dream is to meet a girl that thinks along similar lines like your mother.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 01-18-2007, 10:48 PM

I have 2 mason jars with handles on them that I regularly use as beer mugs.

Helena Handbasket · 01-19-2007, 12:15 AM

I tried to make salsa with my magic bullet the other day and it didn't turn out like the informercial at all.

I use mugs for cold drinks all the time.. sometimes I'm not thirsty enough for a whole glass.

If the little pots are in the dishwaser, I've been known to use the big giant kettle thing to make a can of chicken soup. (It's always better on the stove, I hate it from the microwave.)

I always use those giant grabber tong things (I think they're for the grill) to serve spaghetti.

01-17-2007, 02:35 PM	#31
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	i once ate spaghetti with a spoon

01-17-2007, 02:35 PM	#32
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	uh-oh spaghetti-ohs

01-17-2007, 02:39 PM	#33
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	turns into a statue made of pasta

01-17-2007, 02:47 PM	#34
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	i twirl my spagetti on a spoon with my fork.

01-17-2007, 03:21 PM	#35
Sandra Demi-God Location: Providence, RI Posts: 255	Sometimes I use my cast iron enamel frying pans to whack my boyfriend in the back of the head. No wonder people think he's retarded.

01-17-2007, 03:28 PM	#36
smashing0 ZOMB User Relations Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,336	I had a friend once who had some naughty stories about her turkey baster ...needless to say she made the best turkey ever

01-17-2007, 06:24 PM	#37
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i put juice in mugs, shot glasses, wine glasses, anything remotely glass-like. i also put popcorn in anything; draining bins, pots, serving trays, whatever. i often eat pasta out of the pot i cooked it in, with the wooden spoon i stirred it with i've been known to put pretzels in a plastic cup with mustard in the bottom, also chips, mini rice cakes but hold the mustard had fencing duels with anything with a long handle, also kitchen knives i stick my head in the fridge when it's hot, freezer when it's really hot when we had no ice tray i'd fill cups with a bit of water and make ice...discs. we had no mop bucket so i filled the big garbage can with water and used that i've worn a plastic strainer as a hat and ran around

01-17-2007, 06:28 PM	#38
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	I entered into a short lived coma while reading this thread

01-17-2007, 06:33 PM	#40
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	NSFW http://www.tabooinsertions.com/A59EBBAE/page2a.html i don't know about you, but i don't think any of these girls know how to properly use veggies

01-17-2007, 06:37 PM	#42
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	I always feel really sophisticated when I drink out of a mug. Or like a talk show host. I also feel really smart when I'm eating an apple and having a conversation with someone. It's an empowering fruit.

01-17-2007, 07:19 PM	#43
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	I was used to drink everything out of a beer glass - but I managed to break all of my beer glasses I had so now I have switched to a jar they sell ragu in. It looks horrible and makes me feel like an neanderthaler but the jar holds and survives every fall.

01-17-2007, 09:27 PM	#45
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	I know people have said this a thousand times, but I've always used my hands to do it. That's what my grandmother does and her sauce is never lumpy. You can also do it in a bowl with a fork or with a mesh bowl and a spoon, I suppose but that's not as much fun. That's assuming that you're using the canned, peeled tomatoes. If you're making it from scratch, boil for a few minutes in hot water and then transplant them into ice water. You should be able to rip the skin right off from there. Sometimes you can get a particularly acidic tomato in the batch. If you get that way, don't add sugar to the sauce, it ruins it. Add a few peeled pieces of carrot (you can strain it out later) it sweetens it up really well.

01-17-2007, 10:04 PM	#46
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,479	As far as drinking from a jar... I suppose you can always seal the top off when you want to come back to your drink later?

01-18-2007, 12:25 AM	#49
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	Using any form of tomato other than puree or fresh in a good pasta sauce is a sin! Too often have i been subjected to watery tomato pasta sauce. This ends now.

01-18-2007, 09:42 PM	#53
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	The last time I used a kitchen-oriented utensil incorrectly thousands of people died... Never again, I told myself. Never again.

01-18-2007, 09:48 PM	#55
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Frugal whore didn't wanna spring for a a box of condoms either. Look what THAT brought her.

01-18-2007, 10:48 PM	#58
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I have 2 mason jars with handles on them that I regularly use as beer mugs.

01-19-2007, 12:15 AM	#59
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	I tried to make salsa with my magic bullet the other day and it didn't turn out like the informercial at all. I use mugs for cold drinks all the time.. sometimes I'm not thirsty enough for a whole glass. If the little pots are in the dishwaser, I've been known to use the big giant kettle thing to make a can of chicken soup. (It's always better on the stove, I hate it from the microwave.) I always use those giant grabber tong things (I think they're for the grill) to serve spaghetti.