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Old 01-18-2007, 07:43 PM   #1
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Default OK mailable valentines day gifts

so far we have:
Handcuffs
Underwear
Flowers by delivery
other idea plz!

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:44 PM   #2
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gift certificates to spas

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:45 PM   #3
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And here was me wondering why you were asking about valentines gifts that are capable of being extended or shaped by hammering or by pressure from rollers.

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:46 PM   #4
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anthrax













































CDs
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:23 PM   #5
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My dick is hard,
my eyes are blue,
if you bend over,
I'm gonna fuck you (up the ass).

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:24 PM   #6
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thread delivers

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:26 PM   #7
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http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/Merchan...01/ehwoa14.jpg

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:33 PM   #8
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cow's heart

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:12 PM   #9
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Handcuffs is pretty cool, I'd stick to that.

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:19 PM   #10
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A vile of blood and/or semen

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:20 PM   #11
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Taking the Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie approach eh?

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:27 PM   #12
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Blood is also really awesome.

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:31 PM   #13
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i was going to say anthrax

 
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Old 01-18-2007, 10:32 PM   #14
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Jeez Rarely, you really stepped over the line there.

 
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