I just got asked to be a sperm donor

Aeroplane · 12-13-2006, 05:05 PM

OK, so I have a profile on a gay social site (not telling) and I just got this email:

Hey Phillip,

Ever thought of being a (known) sperm donor? Well we're looking for one!

Nothing like cutting to the chase huh? I'm a 42-year-old lesbian, in a committed relationship, and my girlfriend and I want to have a kid.

We’re looking for a known-donor...i.e., someone not super involved in the day-to-day nitty gritty but a presence in the kid's life -- an uncle figure kind of thing.

The donor wouldn’t have ANY financial responsibility, but we just figure the kid would naturally want to know who his/her father is & have some contact.

We have a couple straight friend we’re considering using – with families of their own -- but we’d really hoped for a gay guy. And ideally, one who would become a friend of sorts. (Unfortunately we don’t have a lot of gay male friends)

I'm white, 5'3, slim build, and I teach. My girlfriend's Asian American, same build, 36 years old and a journalist.

So, that’s the story in a nutshell.

I liked your profile, so I thought I’d drop you a line.

So…if any of this is something you might be interested in, let me know. I can send pics and answer any questions.

Take care

*shudder

duovamp · 12-13-2006, 05:06 PM

Why would she offer to send pics? What would that matter?

Edit: Ask her to send pics and post them.

Aeroplane · 12-13-2006, 05:08 PM

that would be mean.

so i'll ask.

HorseflyKing · 12-13-2006, 05:09 PM

I would like to see pics of her Asian girlfriend and her doing it.
Tell them if they want a sperm donor that I could deposit said sperm directly into that Asian girls receptacle.

Okay - too creepy?

GlasgowKiss · 12-13-2006, 05:10 PM

Email back saying that you dont think gay people should be parents.

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-13-2006, 05:11 PM

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Aeroplane · 12-13-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Juerto

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i read of a gay man and woman actually using a turkey baster. and it worked.

BlueStar · 12-13-2006, 05:15 PM

Ask her how much your sperm is worth to her. ******* your result from the how much are you worth site and create some formula for devising how much you think your sperm is worth based on your total worth. And then put that amount on the table as a jumping off point for negotiations.

BlueStar · 12-13-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueStar

result from the how much are you worth site

www.humanforsale.com

GlasgowKiss · 12-13-2006, 05:16 PM

I still think destroying her faith in a united progressive homosexual community is the most hilarious option.

duovamp · 12-13-2006, 05:18 PM

Tell her she and her lesbian mate must suck the sperm from you... like the sap from a tree.

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-13-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aeroplane

i read of a gay man and woman actually using a turkey baster. and it worked.

I don't see why it wouldn't. As long as you had a fresh uh, sample

and used the baster to deliver it to the cervix everything should work just fine.

As for the reversal of this delicate procedure, people have mixed success with "option 3"

http://www.designboom.com/history/wirehangers/h12.gif

wHATcOLOR · 12-13-2006, 05:19 PM

i think glasgowkiss's approach, coupled with a 'but i'll begrudgingly do the deed' will be awesome. rail her so good that she turns straight and the couple breaks up

GlasgowKiss · 12-13-2006, 05:21 PM

Give her a donation.

That isnt sperm.

I just find the idea of them shooting watery custard, or pure yeast, into their ovaries, hilarious.

Aeroplane · 12-13-2006, 05:21 PM

i'm worth $2,539,258

Geek USA · 12-13-2006, 05:21 PM

GlasgowKiss · 12-13-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Aeroplane

i'm worth $2,539,258

That how much two slippery nipples cost these days?

Aeroplane · 12-13-2006, 05:23 PM

ok, so how much should the junk be worth then? per ounce?

GlasgowKiss · 12-13-2006, 05:24 PM

tree fiddy

BlueStar · 12-13-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Aeroplane

i'm worth $2,539,258

Ok. So now all we need it a formula. Anyone know how much a baby goes for on the black market? And how much does someone pay for sperm if they go to a sperm bank wanting some to make a baby (or does it not work that way?)? And how much is a sperm donor paid per a sample?

benjamin619 · 12-13-2006, 05:24 PM

Bone 'em both, Aero. You can do it.

benjamin619 · 12-13-2006, 05:25 PM

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I'm white, 5'3, slim build, and I teach. My girlfriend's Asian American, same build, 36 years old and a journalist.

I mean, rowr! Come on. Go get 'em tiger.

Aeroplane · 12-13-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueStar

Ok. So now all we need it a formula. Anyone know how much a baby goes for on the black market? And how much does someone pay for sperm if they go to a sperm bank wanting some to make a baby (or does it not work that way?)? And how much is a sperm donor paid per a sample?

wow, i feel like a . . .

http://www.nguni.info/images/nguni_cow.jpg

or even . . .

http://www.alpaca-stud.com/images/alpacas-mating.jpg

Aeroplane · 12-13-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by benjamin619

I mean, rowr! Come on. Go get 'em tiger.

but i'm not attracted to Asians.

benjamin619 · 12-13-2006, 05:29 PM

Yeah but the body wants what it wants, right?

Oops, you aced me out with the quick reply. (And me neither.)

duovamp · 12-13-2006, 05:29 PM

If they aren't going to a sperm bank, something's fishy here. I'd say sell it to them at no less than 40,000 American dollars.

benjamin619 · 12-13-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

If they aren't going to a sperm bank, something's fishy here.

Heh heh.

ChristHimself! · 12-13-2006, 05:32 PM

charge them about 10 grand and then send them milk in a bottle and keep asking how the baby is coming along

BlueStar · 12-13-2006, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueStar

Anyone know how much a baby goes for on the black market? And how much does someone pay for sperm if they go to a sperm bank wanting some to make a baby (or does it not work that way?)? And how much is a sperm donor paid per a sample?

Some google searching...

Well, the cost of adopting a baby can range from $5,000 to as high as $25,000. So, let's go with $15,000.

It costs $200-$600 per insemination for sperm. So, let's say $400.

A sperm donor is paid $35-$50 per specimen. So, let's say $43.

So, um, if you as a whole are worth $2,539,258...

I'd say your sperm is worth about $30,886.

duovamp · 12-13-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueStar

I'd say your sperm is worth about $30,886.

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

I'd say sell it to them at no less than 40,000 American dollars.

Don't forget the markup.

12-13-2006, 05:05 PM	#1
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	I just got asked to be a sperm donor OK, so I have a profile on a gay social site (not telling) and I just got this email: Hey Phillip, Ever thought of being a (known) sperm donor? Well we're looking for one! Nothing like cutting to the chase huh? I'm a 42-year-old lesbian, in a committed relationship, and my girlfriend and I want to have a kid. We’re looking for a known-donor...i.e., someone not super involved in the day-to-day nitty gritty but a presence in the kid's life -- an uncle figure kind of thing. The donor wouldn’t have ANY financial responsibility, but we just figure the kid would naturally want to know who his/her father is & have some contact. We have a couple straight friend we’re considering using – with families of their own -- but we’d really hoped for a gay guy. And ideally, one who would become a friend of sorts. (Unfortunately we don’t have a lot of gay male friends) I'm white, 5'3, slim build, and I teach. My girlfriend's Asian American, same build, 36 years old and a journalist. So, that’s the story in a nutshell. I liked your profile, so I thought I’d drop you a line. So…if any of this is something you might be interested in, let me know. I can send pics and answer any questions. Take care *shudder

12-13-2006, 05:06 PM	#2
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Why would she offer to send pics? What would that matter? Edit: Ask her to send pics and post them.

12-13-2006, 05:08 PM	#3
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	that would be mean. so i'll ask.

12-13-2006, 05:09 PM	#4
HorseflyKing Apocalyptic Poster Location: in ur computron! Posts: 1,849	I would like to see pics of her Asian girlfriend and her doing it. Tell them if they want a sperm donor that I could deposit said sperm directly into that Asian girls receptacle. Okay - too creepy?

12-13-2006, 05:10 PM	#5
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Email back saying that you dont think gay people should be parents.

12-13-2006, 05:11 PM	#6
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	http://www.bestdirect.tv/images/products/baster15.gif

12-13-2006, 05:15 PM	#8
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	Ask her how much your sperm is worth to her. ******* your result from the how much are you worth site and create some formula for devising how much you think your sperm is worth based on your total worth. And then put that amount on the table as a jumping off point for negotiations.

12-13-2006, 05:16 PM	#10
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	I still think destroying her faith in a united progressive homosexual community is the most hilarious option.

12-13-2006, 05:18 PM	#11
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Tell her she and her lesbian mate must suck the sperm from you... like the sap from a tree.

12-13-2006, 05:19 PM	#13
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	i think glasgowkiss's approach, coupled with a 'but i'll begrudgingly do the deed' will be awesome. rail her so good that she turns straight and the couple breaks up

12-13-2006, 05:21 PM	#14
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Give her a donation. That isnt sperm. I just find the idea of them shooting watery custard, or pure yeast, into their ovaries, hilarious.

12-13-2006, 05:21 PM	#16
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762

12-13-2006, 05:23 PM	#18
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	ok, so how much should the junk be worth then? per ounce?

12-13-2006, 05:24 PM	#19
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	tree fiddy

12-13-2006, 05:24 PM	#21
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,296	Bone 'em both, Aero. You can do it.

12-13-2006, 05:29 PM	#25
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,296	Yeah but the body wants what it wants, right? Oops, you aced me out with the quick reply. (And me neither.)

12-13-2006, 05:32 PM	#28
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	charge them about 10 grand and then send them milk in a bottle and keep asking how the baby is coming along