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View Poll Results: blah blah
showing up to the office with roses 1 6.25%
approaching you at a bar with a horibble pick up line 9 56.25%
.... 3 18.75%
thats all i got 3 18.75%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:14 PM   #1
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Default ladies: what;s the lamest thing a guy could do

im not talking lame but LAME lame ... like to the extent you'd roll you're eyes in front of him

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:15 PM   #2
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remove her eyeballs

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:17 PM   #3
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man this was s'posed to be a kickass poll but when it came time make poll options my brain stopped

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:18 PM   #4
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okay, here's one: crying in front of you because he just loves you that much

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:18 PM   #5
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i'd like to change my vote to that one /\

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:18 PM   #6
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i have done all these things.

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:18 PM   #7
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get her a present,

"just because."

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:19 PM   #8
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okay, i conceed that i made this thread solely because i wanted to address the matter of showing up to you gf's office with roses and how fucking lame it is

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:19 PM   #9
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okay, here's one: crying in front of you because he just loves you that much

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:19 PM   #10
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try to one up your stories. i've known a couple of people who do this and its a really obvious thing.

me:' i went to this great show yesterday...'

him 'oh yeah? cause i went to this show it was even better...'

I know a lot of people do this, but i've noticed more guys doing it for some reason, like its a competition to 'best' someone else.

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:19 PM   #11
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add this thread to the poll

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:19 PM   #12
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cook her dinner,

"just because."

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:19 PM   #13
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I wouldnt mind getting flowers at work

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:20 PM   #14
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Use your boobs for an avatar should be an option.

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:20 PM   #15
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brady, do you have an option to add?

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:21 PM   #16
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i have done all these things.
i probably have too. i blur the lines of fantasy and reality in order to retain sanity these days. i'm a successful broker with penthouse suite in new york AND an unemployed burnout in my mom's basement!

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 07:25 PM   #17
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some kid nobody knew showed up to class a few months ago crying and gave flowers to his purported gf ... everybody was like "aww he came back from iraq to see her" when the truth of hte matter was her REAL bf was in iraq. that was just some side guy

it was funny. mostly because the guy was just that lame

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 08:46 PM   #18
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it would be lame if you made an appreciation thread for me

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 08:53 PM   #19
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this one guy used to buy me single roses even after i repeatedly asked him not to. he got a kick out of me getting annoyed that he kept doing it. i fucking hate tacky shit like that. i'd much better have a hug or a sucker or something.

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:04 PM   #20
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is that a synonym for lollipop?

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:06 PM   #21
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I wouldnt mind getting flowers at work

What about getting deflowered at work?

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:08 PM   #22
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hur hur

 
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:14 PM   #23
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is that a synonym for lollipop?
yes.

 
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