Boy Arrested For Opening Xmas Gift Early

D. · 12-06-2006, 05:21 AM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1205062xmas1.html

holy lolz

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-06-2006, 05:31 AM

Talk about wasted resources. I hope nobody was getting robbed or killed on that cops beat while he was taking the 2-3 hours to write up that nonsense police report because some idiot couldn't control her child.

They need to invent a failsafe birth control potion that can be put into the water. Then, if you want to breed, you file for a breeding permit and are given the contraceptive anecdote.

I Ate My Hamster · 12-06-2006, 05:31 AM

That's going to be one hell of a story to tell the grandkids.

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-06-2006, 05:35 AM

Just imagine how bad it could have gotten if she had got him a PSP. He might have ended up killing someone for it.

I Ate My Hamster · 12-06-2006, 05:39 AM

This is why abortions should be legal until the fetus is 13 years old.

Nimrod's Son · 12-06-2006, 06:01 AM

fuck that cunt for putting under the tree like a month early, and fuck the cops for thinking it was a "play station game boy"

fucking morons all around

oh wait it's south carolina, carry on

Ever · 12-06-2006, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

fuck that cunt for putting under the tree like a month early,

I find this part the most amusing of all.

BumbleBeeMouth · 12-06-2006, 06:50 AM

She called the police for that? and its not against the law for her to have children?

Dead · 12-06-2006, 11:20 AM

only in america!

RenewRevive · 12-06-2006, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

fuck that cunt for putting under the tree like a month early

Sounds like a set up to me. The kid should've claimed entrapment.

HorseflyKing · 12-06-2006, 11:43 AM

"A South Carolina boy, 12,... the boy's mother, a 27-year-old single parent,"

duovamp · 12-06-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HorseflyKing

"A South Carolina boy, 12,... the boy's mother, a 27-year-old single parent,"

Yeah, thinking the same thing, I thought it best to leave it unsaid.

But way to ruin your son's record by trying to teach him a lesson. I would've expected a man to get his arm blown off then he walks over to the kid and goes "And that's why you never open presents before Christmas."

I Ate My Hamster · 12-06-2006, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Yeah, thinking the same thing, I thought it best to leave it unsaid.

But way to ruin your son's record by trying to teach him a lesson. I would've expected a man to get his arm blown off then he walks over to the kid and goes "And that's why you never open presents before Christmas."

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Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 03:46 PM

I hope he gets the death penalty.

Dead · 12-06-2006, 03:56 PM

he'll be released at the age of 18. unless they try him as an adult.

HorseflyKing · 12-06-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

I hope he gets the death penalty.

He probably would in Texas, right?

Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 04:01 PM

Especially if he was black and retarded.

House of Bread · 12-06-2006, 04:18 PM

Sounds like an Onion headline.

wHATcOLOR · 12-06-2006, 04:19 PM

Xmas? why do you insist on removing Christ from Christmas?

12-06-2006, 05:21 AM	#1
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12-06-2006, 05:31 AM	#2
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Talk about wasted resources. I hope nobody was getting robbed or killed on that cops beat while he was taking the 2-3 hours to write up that nonsense police report because some idiot couldn't control her child. They need to invent a failsafe birth control potion that can be put into the water. Then, if you want to breed, you file for a breeding permit and are given the contraceptive anecdote.

12-06-2006, 05:31 AM	#3
I Ate My Hamster Apocalyptic Poster Location: jersey Posts: 3,091	That's going to be one hell of a story to tell the grandkids.

12-06-2006, 05:35 AM	#4
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Just imagine how bad it could have gotten if she had got him a PSP. He might have ended up killing someone for it.

12-06-2006, 05:39 AM	#5
I Ate My Hamster Apocalyptic Poster Location: jersey Posts: 3,091	This is why abortions should be legal until the fetus is 13 years old.

12-06-2006, 06:01 AM	#6
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	fuck that cunt for putting under the tree like a month early, and fuck the cops for thinking it was a "play station game boy" fucking morons all around oh wait it's south carolina, carry on

12-06-2006, 06:50 AM	#8
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	She called the police for that? and its not against the law for her to have children?

12-06-2006, 11:20 AM	#9
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	only in america!

12-06-2006, 11:43 AM	#11
HorseflyKing Apocalyptic Poster Location: in ur computron! Posts: 1,849	"A South Carolina boy, 12,... the boy's mother, a 27-year-old single parent,"

12-06-2006, 03:46 PM	#14
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	I hope he gets the death penalty.

12-06-2006, 03:56 PM	#15
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	he'll be released at the age of 18. unless they try him as an adult.

12-06-2006, 04:01 PM	#17
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Especially if he was black and retarded.

12-06-2006, 04:18 PM	#18
House of Bread FKA Siamese33 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 5,198	Sounds like an Onion headline.

12-06-2006, 04:19 PM	#19
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	Xmas? why do you insist on removing Christ from Christmas?