i don't care about anything anymore man - Page 2

Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 12:56 AM

We had a kid we called pee-pee pants because he would keep peeing on the floor every period.

Poor guy. I wonder if he killed himself.

wally · 12-06-2006, 12:59 AM

When I worked at a middle school, a kid had a shit explosion in his pants. He started walking around campus looking for a place to go and hide I guess. I thought we had some sort of leak in the sewage it stunk so bad.

Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 01:00 AM

I'm going to the store with shit in my pants. I'm not wearing underpants so you can see the big pile of shit in my khaki shorts.

Katy Lied · 12-06-2006, 01:03 AM

why are you wearing shorts? it's winter.

wally · 12-06-2006, 01:04 AM

It's 70 degrees here

Katy Lied · 12-06-2006, 01:04 AM

i stand corrected

Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 01:27 AM

wally doesn't live where i do

wally · 12-06-2006, 01:29 AM

nope. what's the temp in Tejas?

Trotskilicious · 12-06-2006, 01:31 AM

i dunno, 40 at night?

wally · 12-06-2006, 01:32 AM

I wish it was that cold here.

Dead · 12-06-2006, 11:27 AM

whats with the kids these days always pissing and shitting themselves? that ain't hip.

wHATcOLOR · 12-06-2006, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

Time to toilet train that kid, wally. If he's telling you he's dirty, he's ready to crap in a potty.

hey asshole don't you fucking barge in here and try to give wally parenting lessons. he's the fucking dad of the decade, so just back off you neanderthal

Aeroplane · 12-06-2006, 01:22 PM

there was a kid in my class who kept asking the teacher if he could use the bathroom. this kid had a history of doing this and just staring out the window in the bathroom and never coming back. so she said no. he kept asking. she kept saying no. then we had a quiz, it was all quiet, then we hear, "drip drip drip." he must've had numerous cans of coke because it ran past several desks. after that, he was always allowed to go to the bathroom.

duovamp · 12-06-2006, 02:19 PM

In kindergarten a girl kept asking to go to the bathroom, but was repeatedly denied, much like the kid in your class. Eventually when she was allowed to go, there was a big pee spot on the floor where she was sitting. Honestly, who cares if a kid in an elementary school classroom leaves constantly to either pee or screw around, they aren't learning anything in the first place.

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12-06-2006, 12:56 AM	#31
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	We had a kid we called pee-pee pants because he would keep peeing on the floor every period. Poor guy. I wonder if he killed himself.

12-06-2006, 12:59 AM	#32
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	When I worked at a middle school, a kid had a shit explosion in his pants. He started walking around campus looking for a place to go and hide I guess. I thought we had some sort of leak in the sewage it stunk so bad.

12-06-2006, 01:00 AM	#33
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	I'm going to the store with shit in my pants. I'm not wearing underpants so you can see the big pile of shit in my khaki shorts.

12-06-2006, 01:03 AM	#34
Katy Lied Apocalyptic Poster Location: in john mayer's pants Posts: 3,089	why are you wearing shorts? it's winter.

12-06-2006, 01:04 AM	#35
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	It's 70 degrees here

12-06-2006, 01:27 AM	#37
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	wally doesn't live where i do

12-06-2006, 01:29 AM	#38
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	nope. what's the temp in Tejas?

12-06-2006, 01:31 AM	#39
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i dunno, 40 at night?

12-06-2006, 01:32 AM	#40
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	I wish it was that cold here.

12-06-2006, 11:27 AM	#41
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	whats with the kids these days always pissing and shitting themselves? that ain't hip.

12-06-2006, 01:22 PM	#43
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	there was a kid in my class who kept asking the teacher if he could use the bathroom. this kid had a history of doing this and just staring out the window in the bathroom and never coming back. so she said no. he kept asking. she kept saying no. then we had a quiz, it was all quiet, then we hear, "drip drip drip." he must've had numerous cans of coke because it ran past several desks. after that, he was always allowed to go to the bathroom.

12-06-2006, 02:19 PM	#44
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	In kindergarten a girl kept asking to go to the bathroom, but was repeatedly denied, much like the kid in your class. Eventually when she was allowed to go, there was a big pee spot on the floor where she was sitting. Honestly, who cares if a kid in an elementary school classroom leaves constantly to either pee or screw around, they aren't learning anything in the first place.