Has Jesus entered your life?

Warsaw · 12-02-2006, 06:57 AM

Well if he hasn't you should think about opening your doors to him. Jesus is the way to all things. Jesus has more magical powers than anybody else and can save us all from pain and emptiness. If you are Jewish please think about converting to the Christian faith.

I'm Hardcore · 12-02-2006, 06:58 AM

jesus has entered my life as he has entered my ass

Ever · 12-02-2006, 07:08 AM

That's hardcore, you seem to be on that ass topic a lot lately. http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost...1&postcount=69

mccririck · 12-02-2006, 07:10 AM

Jesus is an ass whore. When he was getting nailed to the cross he could be heard to say "hammer one up my botty you roman hunk".

I'm Hardcore · 12-02-2006, 07:18 AM

he also deposited some semen in my ass

mccririck · 12-02-2006, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

he also deposited some semen in my ass

I weouldnt admit to that.

I'm Hardcore · 12-02-2006, 07:20 AM

hammer one up my botty mccririck

Warsaw · 12-04-2006, 03:04 AM

You people are blasphemous. Obviously you haven't accepted Jesus into your heart. Many of you will burn in hell if you don't believe in Jesus's magic powers.

Sandra · 12-04-2006, 09:43 AM

He entered my house, but I don't take kindly to trespassers... so... yeah.

Grumble · 12-04-2006, 09:44 AM

i've kissed him a little bit.

ravenguy2000 · 12-04-2006, 09:50 AM

this thread is so edgy

Grumble · 12-04-2006, 09:53 AM

i think i pushed it over the edge.

12-02-2006, 06:57 AM	#1
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	Has Jesus entered your life? Well if he hasn't you should think about opening your doors to him. Jesus is the way to all things. Jesus has more magical powers than anybody else and can save us all from pain and emptiness. If you are Jewish please think about converting to the Christian faith.

12-02-2006, 06:58 AM	#2
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	jesus has entered my life as he has entered my ass

12-02-2006, 07:08 AM	#3
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	That's hardcore, you seem to be on that ass topic a lot lately. http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost...1&postcount=69

12-02-2006, 07:10 AM	#4
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	Jesus is an ass whore. When he was getting nailed to the cross he could be heard to say "hammer one up my botty you roman hunk".

12-02-2006, 07:18 AM	#5
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	he also deposited some semen in my ass

12-02-2006, 07:20 AM	#7
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	hammer one up my botty mccririck

12-04-2006, 03:04 AM	#8
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	You people are blasphemous. Obviously you haven't accepted Jesus into your heart. Many of you will burn in hell if you don't believe in Jesus's magic powers.

12-04-2006, 09:43 AM	#9
Sandra Demi-God Location: Providence, RI Posts: 255	He entered my house, but I don't take kindly to trespassers... so... yeah.

12-04-2006, 09:44 AM	#10
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	i've kissed him a little bit.

12-04-2006, 09:50 AM	#11
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	this thread is so edgy

12-04-2006, 09:53 AM	#12
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	i think i pushed it over the edge.