DAMN YOU Starbucks! - Page 3

Eulogy · 12-02-2006, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by the antipop

Seriously, Starbucks it trying way too much to invent and implement new hip expressions for things you could just call by it's name.
"Fappucino? Now that's what I call an creative name for a fucking iced cappucino! It totally gives me the opportunity to enjoy that half second I don't have to spend on saying one more syllable even more. Thanks you Starbucks for letting me live my life to the utter maximum."

a frappucino is not an iced cappucino. at all. wtf.

and i have sat at caribous and starbucks for HOURS and have never been told to leave. as i already stated, they let me and my friend take chairs outside even though i only got a tall hot tea and he got absolutely nothing.

drmoon · 12-02-2006, 03:54 AM

i like the bridgehead coffee shop down the street because there's free internet and tons of gay hipsters. and hippies, but the kind that bathe. i <333 living in the homo district.

drmoon · 12-02-2006, 03:54 AM

p.s. never order a mild coffee at starbucks unless you want to have the trots for a week

murgle · 12-02-2006, 03:56 AM

i hate mild coffee

drmoon · 12-02-2006, 03:59 AM

more caffeine in mild coffee. maybe that's why it gives me explosive diarrhea?

murgle · 12-02-2006, 04:01 AM

ive never had that particular problem w/the mild.

i can only imagine that its the caffeine..

I'm Hardcore · 12-02-2006, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Eulogy

he's a liar

if you like really sweet lattes, try a gingerbread latte. a little too much for me most of the time, but if i'm in the mood it's fantastic.

latte's arent really my thing, only when im getting taken up the ass by a guy called Jonah

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 12-02-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by alisonmonster

i've never been inside a starbucks. Maybe someday i will, i'd like to pretend to be a yuppie for a few hours.

We'll go in a few weeks. We'll copy whatever the yuppie in front of us orders, and fling long scarves over our shoulders. It will be grand.

Eulogy · 12-02-2006, 02:04 PM

nd: venti coffee with 3 pumps of vanilla and an espresso shot. and a splash of milk.

made my hangover disappear. <3

alisonmonster · 12-02-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

We'll go in a few weeks. We'll copy whatever the yuppie in front of us orders, and fling long scarves over our shoulders. It will be grand.

awesome! Coca Cola just opened a trial concept coffeehouse in toronto in Yorkville (of course they don't use the name coca cola-i can't remember the name of the store). Everything, including how they build the building is supposed to be eco-friendly,modern and artsy. We should go there and drink somthing (non fat of course, thats what ladies drink).

Cell Tech · 12-02-2006, 03:56 PM

our german teacher said customer service is totally different in germany. over here its always service with a smile and doing anything to please the customer etc but she says there the clerks are impatient and annoyed with customers and dont try to suck up at all

drmoon · 12-02-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cell Tech

our german teacher said customer service is totally different in germany. over here its always service with a smile and doing anything to please the customer etc but she says there the clerks are impatient and annoyed with customers and dont try to suck up at all

it's MUCH different. from what i saw, they have more of a "take it or leave it" kind of attitude. and if they're having a bad day, you damn well know it

i was a little put off by it all, but i guess i'm just used to the whole smile and take it up the ass attitude here.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 12-02-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by alisonmonster

awesome! Coca Cola just opened a trial concept coffeehouse in toronto in Yorkville (of course they don't use the name coca cola-i can't remember the name of the store). Everything, including how they build the building is supposed to be eco-friendly,modern and artsy. We should go there and drink somthing (non fat of course, thats what ladies drink).

But will you fling your scarf over your shoulder? I might be too busy gulping down Timothy's iced coffee and an abundant quantity of slurpees when I'm in the T.Dot. We're leaving out the soy milk, deal?

alisonmonster · 12-02-2006, 04:30 PM

deal. i will fling my scarf over my shoulder and keep my sunglasses on in the store and order somthing decaf and non fat. I can't believe you guys don't have 7-11's in Quebec?

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 12-02-2006, 04:31 PM

Nope. That just means I get the ridiculous Bart & Milhouse squishee high every time I have a slurpee. We have slush puppies, but they aren't carbonated, and there's too much ice.

Fonzie · 12-02-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

I was in my usual non-starbucks coffee shop / hangout and someone in front of me tried to order a 'Frappuchino' and the girl working was like '...we don't have frappuchinos..' and the guy like snickered and said 'what kind of coffee shop doesnt serve frappuchinos?' and shes like '....well we have another ice blended drink thats-', he cut her off and said 'forget it! ridiculous!' and walked out

perhaps the question should be "what kind of coffee shop serves frappuchinos?"

Not one I'd be seen dead in, and if you think 'yuppies' go to starbucks maybe yuppies eat all their meals at McDonalds too.

Trotskilicious · 12-02-2006, 08:49 PM

Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck? www.what-the-fuck.com!

alisonmonster · 12-02-2006, 08:51 PM

what is that quote from?

edit: denis leary! now i remember

Trotskilicious · 12-02-2006, 08:55 PM

"This guy was yelling at me about something called coffee flavored coffee and then he died! Personally, I'm glad he's dead."

Rarely · 12-02-2006, 09:34 PM

only losers need to drink coffee

12-02-2006, 03:54 AM	#62
drmoon Ownz Location: fuckington, new fuckland Posts: 656	i like the bridgehead coffee shop down the street because there's free internet and tons of gay hipsters. and hippies, but the kind that bathe. i <333 living in the homo district.

12-02-2006, 03:56 AM	#64
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	i hate mild coffee

12-02-2006, 03:59 AM	#65
drmoon Ownz Location: fuckington, new fuckland Posts: 656	more caffeine in mild coffee. maybe that's why it gives me explosive diarrhea?

12-02-2006, 04:01 AM	#66
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	ive never had that particular problem w/the mild. i can only imagine that its the caffeine..

12-02-2006, 02:04 PM	#69
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	nd: venti coffee with 3 pumps of vanilla and an espresso shot. and a splash of milk. made my hangover disappear. <3

12-02-2006, 03:56 PM	#71
Cell Tech Demi-God Posts: 394	our german teacher said customer service is totally different in germany. over here its always service with a smile and doing anything to please the customer etc but she says there the clerks are impatient and annoyed with customers and dont try to suck up at all

12-02-2006, 04:30 PM	#74
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	deal. i will fling my scarf over my shoulder and keep my sunglasses on in the store and order somthing decaf and non fat. I can't believe you guys don't have 7-11's in Quebec?

12-02-2006, 04:31 PM	#75
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	Nope. That just means I get the ridiculous Bart & Milhouse squishee high every time I have a slurpee. We have slush puppies, but they aren't carbonated, and there's too much ice.

12-02-2006, 08:49 PM	#77
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck? www.what-the-fuck.com!

12-02-2006, 08:51 PM	#78
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	what is that quote from? edit: denis leary! now i remember

12-02-2006, 08:55 PM	#79
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	"This guy was yelling at me about something called coffee flavored coffee and then he died! Personally, I'm glad he's dead."

12-02-2006, 09:34 PM	#80
Rarely Shh Posts: 3,780	only losers need to drink coffee