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Minion of Satan
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ADMlNISTRATOR
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i wonder if anybody's fucked in space before
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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turns out too much zero-g fucking can be bad for a lady's internal girl parts |
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The Broom of the System
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Minion of Satan
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Minion of Satan
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really, you think hawkings a virgin. no way man!
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Minion of Satan
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unless you have absolute, indisputable, first hand evidence and photographic proof... he is a virgin.
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Minion of Satan
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uh, i thought that he was married.
and he's mr. moneybags...so he could buy sex. really, he's probably had more sex than you and me. |
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ADMlNISTRATOR
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erm. he is married
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Minion of Satan
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and with his disability, someone told me somewhere that quadriplegics can't really get it up... so if they really want to they have to stick this big needle in their wang, and do some crazy shit... and then they'll get a hard on, and can have sex. -but it's a big ordeal.
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Minion of Satan
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I heard his wife beats him. not like beats him off but beats him like domestic violence stylez.
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Minion of Satan
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Demi-God
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has stephen been getting worse? is all he can do blink now?
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Demi-God
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I raped stephen when he was a little boy
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Apocalyptic Poster
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They should send him up there with Kelly Clarkson and she can suck him off in space. I think he'd like that even more.
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Braindead
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he just wants an awesome atmosphere to suicide.
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Braindead
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by blinking
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