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Old 11-30-2006, 11:57 PM   #1
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Default Stephen Hawking in space?

It's about time!

Branson says, if possible, it shall be done...

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:07 AM   #2
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i wonder if anybody's fucked in space before

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:13 AM   #3
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i wonder if anybody's fucked in space before
NASA did a study about a decade ago and sent two couples into space to do it

turns out too much zero-g fucking can be bad for a lady's internal girl parts

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:15 AM   #4
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NASA did a study about a decade ago and sent two couples into space to do it

turns out too much zero-g fucking can be bad for a lady's internal girl parts
Did photos/video from this study ever get released to the general scientific community? I ask for research purposes only, of course.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:17 AM   #5
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i wonder if anybody's fucked Stephen Hawking in space before
He's never been into space and so far as NASA scientists can tell, he's still a virgin. But i'd say he deserves to go into space, after all, he's been on earth his whole life!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:27 AM   #6
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really, you think hawkings a virgin. no way man!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:31 AM   #7
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unless you have absolute, indisputable, first hand evidence and photographic proof... he is a virgin.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:32 AM   #8
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uh, i thought that he was married.

and he's mr. moneybags...so he could buy sex.
really, he's probably had more sex than you and me.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:33 AM   #9
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erm. he is married

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:36 AM   #10
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and with his disability, someone told me somewhere that quadriplegics can't really get it up... so if they really want to they have to stick this big needle in their wang, and do some crazy shit... and then they'll get a hard on, and can have sex. -but it's a big ordeal.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 12:38 AM   #11
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I heard his wife beats him. not like beats him off but beats him like domestic violence stylez.

 
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Old 12-02-2006, 01:29 AM   #12
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turns out too much zero-g fucking can be bad for a lady's internal girl parts
well if theres no g to hit, no wonder it was bad

 
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Old 12-02-2006, 01:36 AM   #13
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has stephen been getting worse? is all he can do blink now?

 
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Old 12-02-2006, 02:19 AM   #14
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I raped stephen when he was a little boy

 
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Old 12-02-2006, 07:22 AM   #15
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They should send him up there with Kelly Clarkson and she can suck him off in space. I think he'd like that even more.

 
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:11 AM   #16
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he just wants an awesome atmosphere to suicide.

 
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:11 AM   #17
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by blinking

 
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