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Old 12-01-2006, 09:18 PM   #1
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Default my parents are banging away upstairs

How annoying.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:19 PM   #2
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no way are you 30. You remind me of this kid at school who bought porn mags off people for a tenner, i turned down his party invitation.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:20 PM   #3
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no way are you 30.
Ya way dude.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:21 PM   #4
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Got any pearls of wisdom from your extra decade on me?

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:21 PM   #5
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go take some pix then post them!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:21 PM   #6
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i bet your mom is super hawt!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:22 PM   #7
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i wanna shove my head in her pussy!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:25 PM   #8
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hurry! im getting limp!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:26 PM   #9
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Got any pearls of wisdom from your extra decade on me?
Stay away from the deli tray.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:27 PM   #10
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hurry! im getting limp!

You are limp. You're like a flaccid rotten cucumber.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:28 PM   #11
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did yr mom cum?

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:28 PM   #12
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i wanna shit in a plastic bag then smack your mom in the face with it

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:28 PM   #13
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did yr mom cum?

I have no idea, but they have stopped now.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:29 PM   #14
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i wanna shit in a plastic bag then smack your mom in the face with it
I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:29 PM   #15
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I have no idea, but they have stopped now.
weak dude. i wanna # your mom

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:30 PM   #16
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i wanna pour ice tea in my ass, put in a straw, and have her drink it!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:31 PM   #17
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i bet they stopped becuz she came twice but yr dad didnt. i dont think he can.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:31 PM   #18
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weak dude. i wanna # your mom
She loves you too

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:33 PM   #19
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were you whackin it as your parents got it on? i know i was.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:35 PM   #20
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were you whackin it as your parents got it on? i know i was.
Thta's cos you're a wanker. Everyone knows you were.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:36 PM   #21
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How annoying.

There's a "banging" smiley for a reason, dude.


 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:38 PM   #22
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There's a "banging" smiley for a reason, dude.


 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:40 PM   #23
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your mom may be old but what she lacks in age she makes up for in enthusiasm and willingness to experiment

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:40 PM   #24
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Are they done yet?


I would be.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:40 PM   #25
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Get them both to sign up here and we can stick 'em on the Netphorians Who've Fucked list.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:41 PM   #26
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your mom may be old but what she lacks in age she makes up for in enthusiasm and willingness to experiment
That was certainly true the time she cut off your penis and served it to a bunch of starving homeless people at Thanksgiving.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:43 PM   #27
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its pretty big. it could feed a family of 12. im glad to do my part to serve the community.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:41 PM   #28
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maybe they're building you a tree house

 
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Old 12-02-2006, 01:39 AM   #29
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