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Old 05-06-2006, 08:38 AM   #61
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"euro" 1/4 filled here
Sober up then re-read. 1/4 filled Euro is not the same as the Euro pictured, it falls into the newly formed Australasian category.

 
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Old 05-06-2006, 08:40 AM   #62
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it's closer to euro than it is to half-filled

anyone who thinks our toilets fill to half way is retarded

 
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:05 PM   #63
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this is the problem i usually have with toilets here:



it's fun for a while, but it would be better if i could just relax and take a shit
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH!?

 
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:07 PM   #64
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lol

 
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:10 PM   #65
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Oh shit not this thread again.

My postcount is a palindrome woo

 
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:11 PM   #66
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Do they have dual-flush in New Zealand?

 
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:13 PM   #67
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Is that where push different buttons depending on the type of bodily waste you have just excreted? Yeah some toilets have that.

 
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:16 PM   #68
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Yeah that's the one.

 
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Old 07-28-2006, 11:29 PM   #69
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i still want to know about the bloody vomit/nose seepage.. whatever. DAMN!

 
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Old 11-30-2006, 06:13 PM   #70
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i still want to know about the bloody vomit/nose seepage.. whatever. DAMN!
BUMP.

That picture freaked me out, too.

 
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Old 11-30-2006, 06:51 PM   #71
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the eu ones are the best, because with so little water, you can cover it with paper and the water won't reach your anus when you poop.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:50 AM   #72
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http://www.2112.net/jcole/Pictures/2...nch_toilet.jpg

im so glad i dont live in france, this is their excuse for a fucking toilet!

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 06:57 AM   #73
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It's one step closer to a slip 'n slide/ toilet hybrid, patent pending by the way

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 07:39 AM   #74
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http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5499/slippinjb8.png

See instead of water, the goal at the end would be to relieve yourself, naturally they would have to accommodate enough room for your whole body

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 08:09 AM   #75
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do you have the big lebowski on dvd
i was JUST watching this

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:03 AM   #76
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when i was in america i noticed the toilets flush differently, like everything gets sucked out all at once, then it refills. in australia the water level stays the same thoughout the flush cycle.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 03:47 PM   #77
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I just had a massive nosebleed

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 03:52 PM   #78
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http://www.2112.net/jcole/Pictures/2...nch_toilet.jpg

im so glad i dont live in france, this is their excuse for a fucking toilet!
looks like a sausage coming out of the wall

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 04:05 PM   #79
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....Thats no sausage dude. I had to pay a visit in france once, and i was greeted with something like this, i didnt really know what to do with it, i mean, without being too graphic; how do you actually use this? Are you meant to put your backside in that bum shaped enclave? or is it a hover-job? that cant be the way surely

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 04:22 PM   #80
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How do you not shit on your pants when using that squatting toilet hole thing?

Most Asian ones are like that too I think.

 
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Old 12-01-2006, 07:55 PM   #81
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looks like a penis without the knob. why was this thread bumped? ropey got his verdict.

 
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