today is going to be a good day

bardy · 10-28-2006, 02:08 PM

I'm going to clean my apartment,

eat these ginormous red grapes I bought at the store yesterday (I usually dont buy red grapes because they seem to go bad faster than the white/green ones)

eat some fig newtons! I got the regular fig kind and the raspberry that some

and maybe some smart start because I love that stuff

people on here were going on about

read the magazines I didnt finish reading on the plane, Cosmo and some Time Magazine special on ancient mysteries.

go to my coworker's house and carve pumpkins with his wife, kids, and a few other people I work with. we are also drinking.

Trotskilicious · 10-28-2006, 02:12 PM

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking niggaz every way like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin YO! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' little Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day

Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.

bardy · 10-28-2006, 02:13 PM

fuck yeah he knows what I'm talkin about

The Jesus · 10-28-2006, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

go to my coworker's house and carve pumpkins with his wife, kids, and a few other people I work with. we are also drinking.

hi!

Are you having sex with this guy?

bardy · 10-28-2006, 02:14 PM

no I have a boyfriend, he is out of town visiting his father

The Jesus · 10-28-2006, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

no

I hope you're telling the truth, because if you are having sex with him, you're going to tear that family apart. Be careful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

I have a boyfriend, he is out of town visiting his father

Is he having sex with his Father?

bardy · 10-28-2006, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

I hope you're telling the truth, because if you are having sex with him, you're going to tear that family apart. Be careful.

Is he having sex with his Father?

oh, uh... the guy I'm dating now is almost too old for me, I don't think I'd add 20 years onto that number.

And I sure hope not!

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-28-2006, 03:08 PM

I woke up at 2, did laundry, made YUMMMMY french toast. Then I get to head over to the theatre for 2 more shows of Rocky Horror. I think I'll stop for samosas or orange julep on the way.

obscured01 · 10-28-2006, 03:12 PM

When did you get a boyfriend? Is it that dude you were posting about before?

Dead · 10-28-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

go to my coworker's house and carve pumpkins with his wife, kids, and a few other people I work with. we are also drinking.

drinking with knives

bardy · 10-28-2006, 03:13 PM

I guess our first date was the beginning of august, and yeah it was the dude I was posting about before.

Sepiae · 10-28-2006, 03:14 PM

Well, there's a Nor'easter and our roof is leaking. Not so good.

bardy · 10-28-2006, 03:15 PM

oh no! how bad is it leaking?

Sepiae · 10-28-2006, 03:20 PM

It's like a two foot long strip of ceiling. I mean, it's not gushing, but it's not coming from the same place every time, so we had to put out a huge roasting pan.

sppunk · 10-28-2006, 03:24 PM

These 45 mph winds are fun! But Penn State won a game I thought they'd lose, so all is well.

I'm Hardcore · 10-28-2006, 03:49 PM

contemplating why one must work on a sunday, drinking a shitty BP coffee, i have to hang wallpaper in the hall later.

not going to be a good day

Sepiae · 10-28-2006, 04:14 PM

Second leak in the hallway, wind howling.

I think the leaves changed overnight.

I'm not so sure I'm going to want to leave tonight.

Dead · 10-28-2006, 04:16 PM

i took a shower. what a great day!

mirrar · 10-28-2006, 04:36 PM

i cleaned up a bunch since my cleanfreak friend came over. it's raining and hailing oh my! no biking today. i need to find the printouts for my next tattoos which are lost somewhere in my room, which i have not cleaned yet. diedie.

Dead · 10-28-2006, 04:38 PM

I didn't notice the hail. But there was some last week, it was pretty cool.

Future Boy · 10-28-2006, 04:55 PM

How is tomorrow looking?

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-28-2006, 05:13 PM

Tomorrow is looking like one huge hangover.

Katy Lied · 10-28-2006, 05:48 PM

i went to Wegmans

spa ced · 10-28-2006, 06:02 PM

i'm going to my friend's costume party. i'm going as a medieval knight. it should be fun. they're gonna have live music and a free open bar.

10-28-2006, 02:08 PM	#1
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	today is going to be a good day I'm going to clean my apartment, eat these ginormous red grapes I bought at the store yesterday (I usually dont buy red grapes because they seem to go bad faster than the white/green ones) eat some fig newtons! I got the regular fig kind and the raspberry that some and maybe some smart start because I love that stuff people on here were going on about read the magazines I didnt finish reading on the plane, Cosmo and some Time Magazine special on ancient mysteries. go to my coworker's house and carve pumpkins with his wife, kids, and a few other people I work with. we are also drinking.

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10-28-2006, 02:12 PM	#2
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barking from the dog, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out Hooked it up for later as I hit the do' Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo' I gotta go cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop at a red light Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all Which park, are y'all playin basketball? Get me on the court and I'm trouble Last week fucked around and got a triple double Freaking niggaz every way like M.J. I can't believe, today was a good day Drove to the pad and hit the showers Didn't even get no static from the cowards Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me Saw the police and they rolled right past me No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction as I ran the intersection Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin YO! MTV Raps What's the haps on the craps Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven Seven even back do' little Joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day Left my niggaz house paid Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams No helicopter looking for a murder Two in the morning got the Fatburger Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read Ice Cube's a pimp Drunk as hell but no throwing up Half way home and my pager still blowing up Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day.

10-28-2006, 02:13 PM	#3
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	fuck yeah he knows what I'm talkin about

10-28-2006, 02:14 PM	#5
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	no I have a boyfriend, he is out of town visiting his father

10-28-2006, 03:08 PM	#8
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I woke up at 2, did laundry, made YUMMMMY french toast. Then I get to head over to the theatre for 2 more shows of Rocky Horror. I think I'll stop for samosas or orange julep on the way.

10-28-2006, 03:12 PM	#9
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	When did you get a boyfriend? Is it that dude you were posting about before?

10-28-2006, 03:13 PM	#11
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	I guess our first date was the beginning of august, and yeah it was the dude I was posting about before.

10-28-2006, 03:14 PM	#12
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	Well, there's a Nor'easter and our roof is leaking. Not so good.

10-28-2006, 03:15 PM	#13
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	oh no! how bad is it leaking?

10-28-2006, 03:20 PM	#14
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	It's like a two foot long strip of ceiling. I mean, it's not gushing, but it's not coming from the same place every time, so we had to put out a huge roasting pan.

10-28-2006, 03:24 PM	#15
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	These 45 mph winds are fun! But Penn State won a game I thought they'd lose, so all is well.

10-28-2006, 03:49 PM	#16
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	contemplating why one must work on a sunday, drinking a shitty BP coffee, i have to hang wallpaper in the hall later. not going to be a good day

10-28-2006, 04:14 PM	#17
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	Second leak in the hallway, wind howling. I think the leaves changed overnight. I'm not so sure I'm going to want to leave tonight.

10-28-2006, 04:16 PM	#18
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	i took a shower. what a great day!

10-28-2006, 04:36 PM	#19
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i cleaned up a bunch since my cleanfreak friend came over. it's raining and hailing oh my! no biking today. i need to find the printouts for my next tattoos which are lost somewhere in my room, which i have not cleaned yet. diedie.

10-28-2006, 04:38 PM	#20
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I didn't notice the hail. But there was some last week, it was pretty cool.

10-28-2006, 04:55 PM	#21
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	How is tomorrow looking?

10-28-2006, 05:13 PM	#22
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	Tomorrow is looking like one huge hangover.

10-28-2006, 05:48 PM	#23
Katy Lied Apocalyptic Poster Location: in john mayer's pants Posts: 3,089	i went to Wegmans

10-28-2006, 06:02 PM	#24
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	i'm going to my friend's costume party. i'm going as a medieval knight. it should be fun. they're gonna have live music and a free open bar.