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Old 10-27-2006, 06:40 PM   #1
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I don't really know. Beard people, do tell.

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:41 PM   #2
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look like al borland
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:42 PM   #3
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Shave, seeing as there's no hair to shave

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:46 PM   #4
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truthfully tell people you've got a beard.

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:49 PM   #5
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make a girl orgasm just by looking at her

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:51 PM   #6
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make a girl go "ohh!!" as you tickle her pussy with your beard

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:55 PM   #7
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make a girl go "ohh!!" as you tickle her pussy with your beard
the best is when your beard is so long that you can do that when you're making out

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:00 PM   #8
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Smell your girl's pussy three days after licking her out.

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:00 PM   #9
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licking her out.
wth

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:01 PM   #10
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wth
= eating her out.

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:07 PM   #11
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Quote:
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= eating her out.
that wasn't really the point of my post. but thanks for clarifying, i guess

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:08 PM   #12
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Not sure what your point was in that case.

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:11 PM   #13
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i've never heard anyone refer to it as "licking her out"

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:15 PM   #14
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Must be a UK term.

 
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:15 PM   #15
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crikey!

 
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