Poll: Who won't be Ted? - Page 2

wHATcOLOR · 10-26-2006, 02:23 PM

dude. we don't have a Ted, so we're picking someone to be Ted. everyone makes their decisions however they like. based upon whatever they want.

waltermcphilp · 10-26-2006, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

everyone makes their decisions however they like. based upon whatever they want.

can't argue with that

dean_r_koontz · 10-26-2006, 02:32 PM

since i'm currently channeling the spirit of sleeper, i will now start a 10 page discussion about the effects of newtonian physics on the free will contra determinism discussion and wether quantum mechanics makes any significant difference when it comes to that particular subject.

dean_r_koontz · 10-26-2006, 02:34 PM

wait a minute, i'm giving that guy way too much credit, like he'd ever understand even the basics of quantum mechanics

10-26-2006, 02:36 PM

not quantum mechanics, string theory

dean_r_koontz · 10-26-2006, 02:39 PM

the equation for buzzkilling is as follows:

B=total amount of buzz in thread
BP= total amount of boner posts in thread
WCP = total amount of whatcolor posts in thread
SP= total amount of sleeper posts in thread
DP= total amount of dean_r_koontz posts in thread
Sex constant = 3.44

B* SP * 3DP = 3.44 WCP*BP

the sex constant takes into the account that the buzz will increase with a factor of 3.44 for every thread, due to sexual content, that is an average but we don't need to make an exact calculation in most practical cases. B is inversly proportional to SP and 3DP,

tcm · 10-26-2006, 02:43 PM

very well. i just don't want to cast my vote before giving the matter my utmost consideration. i sense that Netphoria as a community is investing a good deal of expectation in this pursuit of Ted. i feel the gravity of it.

neopryn · 10-26-2006, 02:55 PM

wow, dead is starting to close the gap. don't lose hope Nimrod.

Aeroplane · 10-26-2006, 03:02 PM

drmoon · 10-26-2006, 03:02 PM

:-O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mccririck · 10-26-2006, 03:06 PM

Ted as in Bill & Ted?

wally · 10-26-2006, 05:51 PM

I'm voting me as the darkhorse Ted pick. I can bring a lot to the table. You folks don't know my untapped potential.

Grumble · 10-26-2006, 10:59 PM

http://iguu.a.fiw-web.net/works/other/SandTimer400.jpg

redbull · 10-26-2006, 11:10 PM

redbull

wally · 10-26-2006, 11:19 PM

you may want to take two at a time.

Grumble · 10-26-2006, 11:49 PM

that sand timer is fucking sexy.

what a find.

Grumble · 10-27-2006, 12:50 AM

well that was pretty close.

looks like nimmy's out of contention.

duovamp · 10-27-2006, 12:54 AM

But the real winner is Netphoria.

ted · 10-27-2006, 08:14 AM

smooth one guys

Ever · 10-27-2006, 08:24 AM

OMG it's ted!!

View Poll Results: Who will not be Ted?
Dead	11	27.50%
duovamp	2	5.00%
drmoon	4	10.00%
mxzombie	7	17.50%
tcm	0	0%
wally	0	0%
CoolAsIceCream	1	2.50%
Zorgon	2	5.00%
daydreamer999	1	2.50%
Nimrod's Son	12	30.00%
Voters: 40. You may not vote on this poll

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10-26-2006, 02:23 PM	#31
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	dude. we don't have a Ted, so we're picking someone to be Ted. everyone makes their decisions however they like. based upon whatever they want.

10-26-2006, 02:32 PM	#33
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	since i'm currently channeling the spirit of sleeper, i will now start a 10 page discussion about the effects of newtonian physics on the free will contra determinism discussion and wether quantum mechanics makes any significant difference when it comes to that particular subject.

10-26-2006, 02:34 PM	#34
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	wait a minute, i'm giving that guy way too much credit, like he'd ever understand even the basics of quantum mechanics

10-26-2006, 02:36 PM	#35
Andrew Pakula Posts: n/a	not quantum mechanics, string theory

10-26-2006, 02:39 PM	#36
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	the equation for buzzkilling is as follows: B=total amount of buzz in thread BP= total amount of boner posts in thread WCP = total amount of whatcolor posts in thread SP= total amount of sleeper posts in thread DP= total amount of dean_r_koontz posts in thread Sex constant = 3.44 B* SP * 3DP = 3.44 WCP*BP the sex constant takes into the account that the buzz will increase with a factor of 3.44 for every thread, due to sexual content, that is an average but we don't need to make an exact calculation in most practical cases. B is inversly proportional to SP and 3DP,

10-26-2006, 02:43 PM	#37
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	very well. i just don't want to cast my vote before giving the matter my utmost consideration. i sense that Netphoria as a community is investing a good deal of expectation in this pursuit of Ted. i feel the gravity of it.

10-26-2006, 02:55 PM	#38
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	wow, dead is starting to close the gap. don't lose hope Nimrod.

10-26-2006, 03:02 PM	#39
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587

10-26-2006, 03:02 PM	#40
drmoon Ownz Location: fuckington, new fuckland Posts: 656	:-O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-26-2006, 03:06 PM	#41
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	Ted as in Bill & Ted?

10-26-2006, 10:59 PM	#43
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	http://iguu.a.fiw-web.net/works/other/SandTimer400.jpg

10-26-2006, 11:10 PM	#44
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	redbull

10-26-2006, 05:51 PM	#42
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	I'm voting me as the darkhorse Ted pick. I can bring a lot to the table. You folks don't know my untapped potential.

10-26-2006, 11:19 PM	#45
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	you may want to take two at a time.

10-26-2006, 11:49 PM	#46
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	that sand timer is fucking sexy. what a find.

10-27-2006, 12:50 AM	#47
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	well that was pretty close. looks like nimmy's out of contention.

10-27-2006, 12:54 AM	#48
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	But the real winner is Netphoria.

10-27-2006, 08:14 AM	#49
ted Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 14	smooth one guys

10-27-2006, 08:24 AM	#50
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	OMG it's ted!!