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Old 10-26-2006, 04:39 PM   #1
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Default i just floated two eggs in a glass of milk and drank them

i bit the yolks so theyd go down easier. im off to a dumbbell-centric workout

sniff you jerks later

 
Old 10-26-2006, 04:45 PM   #2
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How is your MCR board going?

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 04:48 PM   #3
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Old 10-26-2006, 04:50 PM   #4
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Old 10-26-2006, 04:54 PM   #5
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just so you know, ive heard from some people in my training times that if you drink the eggs you basically shit or pee it out and your body hardly makes any use of it

youre probably just trolling anyway but im tired so i wont bother guessing

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 04:55 PM   #6
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what is the other option instead of drinking? eating? how is that any different?

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:02 PM   #7
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yeah man the alternative is eating them.
i was told if you eat it as a solid (i.e an omlette, however its spelled) it requires digestion and the proteins spread out in your body better.
if you drink it it supposedly just passes through you.
theres a good chance thats utter crap though, because to gain weight at the time i was drinking carbon\protein shakes with some horrendously disgusting flavours like vanilla and they worked. although theyre designed for that purpose in mind.
in short: skip any further posts by teh b0lly!!1 , including this one

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:03 PM   #8
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hey jesse any conclusion yet on the ted issue?
im too tired to skim thru all the threads

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:12 PM   #9
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so you think that an egg right out of the shell has some weird layer surrounding it that your stomach acid can't penetrate and begin to digest? I could almost buy that for the yolk but not for the egg white.

I mean food and drink go to the same place

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:38 PM   #10
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you guys are wack.

i still havent found a good workout. i think i did a good job on my chest today, though

 
Old 10-26-2006, 05:46 PM   #11
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so you think that an egg right out of the shell has some weird layer surrounding it that your stomach acid can't penetrate and begin to digest? I could almost buy that for the yolk but not for the egg white.

I mean food and drink go to the same place
you're wrong. one turns into pee pee and the other turns into poo poo

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:50 PM   #12
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Thats fucking disgusting? Whats wrong with protein shakes, or even better, steroids!

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 05:51 PM   #13
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i dont like the idea of steroids. protein shakes are too much work and i havent got a blender

 
Old 10-26-2006, 05:59 PM   #14
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hey jesse any conclusion yet on the ted issue?
im too tired to skim thru all the threads

yeah we're having a daily elimination. each day there is a new thread, and you vote for one person to be eliminated from the competition. at the end, we'll have our ted.

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:00 PM   #15
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i dont like the idea of steroids. protein shakes are too much work and i havent got a blender


i use this stuff called CytoGainer, and you just mix water (or milk) with the powder, and shake it up. i use a bottle with a screw on top that i got at target. the powder dissolves really well, its kind of creepy actually

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:10 PM   #16
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after checking out the site for cytogainer, it now seems that i should take muscle milk beforehand and cytogainer afterwards!

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:15 PM   #17
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yeah man the alternative is eating them.
i was told if you eat it as a solid (i.e an omlette, however its spelled) it requires digestion and the proteins spread out in your body better.
if you drink it it supposedly just passes through you.
theres a good chance thats utter crap though, because to gain weight at the time i was drinking carbon\protein shakes with some horrendously disgusting flavours like vanilla and they worked. although theyre designed for that purpose in mind.
in short: skip any further posts by teh b0lly!!1 , including this one

that was amazing

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:19 PM   #18
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You know, if you translate this thread title into spanish slang, it's pretty funny.

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:39 PM   #19
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Aren't you afraid of getting food poisoning?

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 06:44 PM   #20
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huevos con leche?

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 08:37 PM   #21
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ich habe keine eier.

 
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Old 10-26-2006, 10:20 PM   #22
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du hast keine juevos

 
Old 10-26-2006, 10:51 PM   #23
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und keine Eier

 
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