OMG can you believe they actually make this fucking shit...?!!

The Pashing Smumpkin · 10-25-2006, 10:58 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/GAME-BOY-ADVANCE...QQcmdZViewItem

celluloid_love · 10-25-2006, 11:10 AM

that actually looks kinda fun (from the box cover)

celluloid_love · 10-25-2006, 11:10 AM

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The Bible Game is an action adventure game in which you must make your way through various levels by answering trivia questions about the Old and New Testaments.

Because you need a Gameboy Advance to do this.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 10-25-2006, 11:14 AM

"an adventure game that has players searching for deceivers while testing their Biblical knowledge."

as soon as I read the above I instantly thought:

http://www.komedia.civ.pl/simpsons/f...heflanders.gif

Tchocky · 10-25-2006, 11:15 AM

And I'll bet Jack Thompson would STILL rail against it.

celluloid_love · 10-25-2006, 11:17 AM

The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.

Tchocky · 10-25-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by celluloid_love

The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.

Here's the next best thing...an RTS game about Jack Thompson's war on games!

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/tack.jpg

The Pashing Smumpkin · 10-25-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by celluloid_love

The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.

Only if it involved Lesuire-suit-larrysque sodom and gammorah humping all evil orrifaces type shit in it!

Rockin' Cherub · 10-25-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by celluloid_love

The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.

yeah but much more graphically violent

Aeroplane · 10-25-2006, 11:38 AM

oh that's nothing. they have the whole bible on DVD with some hooker-lickin' preacher reading it so that families can get together around the television and actually "hear from God."

http://www.audiobibles.com/gifs/king...-bible-dvd.jpg

ziggygaydust · 11:51 AM

This game, no doubt, is a response to most games which are detrimental to the fabric of society:

NSFHCE (Not Safe For Hardcore Christian Evengalists)....

http://freespace.virgin.net/james.ha...pacmanshot.gif
Pacman (Promotes the sin of gluttony, offensive)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...3.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
Turok: Evolution (Theory of evolution may cause moral decay)

http://wiki.cemzoo.com/images/thumb/...rcraft_Box.jpg
World of Warcraft (Objectionable, depicts the world as being round, not flat)

JokeyLoki · 10-25-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggygaydust

http://wiki.cemzoo.com/images/thumb/...rcraft_Box.jpg
World of Warcraft (Objectionable, depicts the world as being round, not flat)

Actually, World of Warcraft is rather flat. You can't swim off the edge of the map and end up on the other side.

christian zombie vampires · 10-25-2006, 12:43 PM

dude they've been making bible games since the commodore 64. why not? video games are fantasy.

they do need some satanic/anti-christian/atheist games to balance it out though. like a FPS where you go into heaven and kill angels and hitler jesus is the boss.

Dead · 10-25-2006, 12:57 PM

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...V62085520_.jpg

ziggygaydust · 10-25-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Actually, World of Warcraft is rather flat. You can't swim off the edge of the map and end up on the other side.

I was referring to the globe on the cover and how it's spherical... don't ruin my punchlines.

Rockin' Cherub · 10-25-2006, 02:03 PM

stellar appearance of ziggygaydust there

ammy · 10-25-2006, 03:34 PM

there have been bible games since like.. the early days of video games.. this is nothing new

Trotskilicious · 10-25-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Actually, World of Warcraft is rather flat. You can't swim off the edge of the map and end up on the other side.

Did you actually try that or what?

ziggygaydust · 10-25-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockin' Cherub

stellar appearance of ziggygaydust there

I sleaze to please

JokeyLoki · 10-25-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Did you actually try that or what?

You technically can't swim to the edge of the map, because you hit fatigue as you go out... but back in the day when the servers were shit, everyone would lag out and you could swim without getting fatigue. I swam off the map, but never got to the other side.

MeAndMyLlama · 10-25-2006, 08:22 PM

"guys we can stay out here wasting our lives, or we can go inside log onto our computers and do something that actually matters."

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10-25-2006, 11:10 AM	#2
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,225	that actually looks kinda fun (from the box cover)

10-25-2006, 11:14 AM	#4
The Pashing Smumpkin Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,128	"an adventure game that has players searching for deceivers while testing their Biblical knowledge." as soon as I read the above I instantly thought: http://www.komedia.civ.pl/simpsons/f...heflanders.gif

10-25-2006, 11:15 AM	#5
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	And I'll bet Jack Thompson would STILL rail against it.

10-25-2006, 11:17 AM	#6
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,225	The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.

10-25-2006, 11:38 AM	#10
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	oh that's nothing. they have the whole bible on DVD with some hooker-lickin' preacher reading it so that families can get together around the television and actually "hear from God." http://www.audiobibles.com/gifs/king...-bible-dvd.jpg

10-25-2006, 12:43 PM	#13
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	dude they've been making bible games since the commodore 64. why not? video games are fantasy. they do need some satanic/anti-christian/atheist games to balance it out though. like a FPS where you go into heaven and kill angels and hitler jesus is the boss.

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Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...V62085520_.jpg

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Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	stellar appearance of ziggygaydust there

10-25-2006, 03:34 PM	#17
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	there have been bible games since like.. the early days of video games.. this is nothing new

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MeAndMyLlama Location: Is this the rest of our lives? Posts: 2,880	"guys we can stay out here wasting our lives, or we can go inside log onto our computers and do something that actually matters."