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Old 10-25-2006, 10:58 AM   #1
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Thumbs down OMG can you believe they actually make this fucking shit...?!!

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Old 10-25-2006, 11:10 AM   #2
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that actually looks kinda fun (from the box cover)

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:10 AM   #3
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The Bible Game is an action adventure game in which you must make your way through various levels by answering trivia questions about the Old and New Testaments.
Because you need a Gameboy Advance to do this.

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:14 AM   #4
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"an adventure game that has players searching for deceivers while testing their Biblical knowledge."

as soon as I read the above I instantly thought:

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Old 10-25-2006, 11:15 AM   #5
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And I'll bet Jack Thompson would STILL rail against it.

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:17 AM   #6
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The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:22 AM   #7
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The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.
Here's the next best thing...an RTS game about Jack Thompson's war on games!

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Old 10-25-2006, 11:22 AM   #8
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The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.
Only if it involved Lesuire-suit-larrysque sodom and gammorah humping all evil orrifaces type shit in it!

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:22 AM   #9
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The Bible actually has potential to be made into a good game though. Imagine an RTS that goes through a bunch of the different stories in the Bible or something. I guess it would just end up like Civilization though.
yeah but much more graphically violent

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:38 AM   #10
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oh that's nothing. they have the whole bible on DVD with some hooker-lickin' preacher reading it so that families can get together around the television and actually "hear from God."

http://www.audiobibles.com/gifs/king...-bible-dvd.jpg

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:44 AM   #11
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This game, no doubt, is a response to most games which are detrimental to the fabric of society:

NSFHCE (Not Safe For Hardcore Christian Evengalists)....

http://freespace.virgin.net/james.ha...pacmanshot.gif
Pacman (Promotes the sin of gluttony, offensive)


http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...3.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
Turok: Evolution (Theory of evolution may cause moral decay)



http://wiki.cemzoo.com/images/thumb/...rcraft_Box.jpg
World of Warcraft (Objectionable, depicts the world as being round, not flat)

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Old 10-25-2006, 11:57 AM   #12
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http://wiki.cemzoo.com/images/thumb/...rcraft_Box.jpg
World of Warcraft (Objectionable, depicts the world as being round, not flat)
Actually, World of Warcraft is rather flat. You can't swim off the edge of the map and end up on the other side.

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:43 PM   #13
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dude they've been making bible games since the commodore 64. why not? video games are fantasy.

they do need some satanic/anti-christian/atheist games to balance it out though. like a FPS where you go into heaven and kill angels and hitler jesus is the boss.

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:57 PM   #14
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Old 10-25-2006, 01:43 PM   #15
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Actually, World of Warcraft is rather flat. You can't swim off the edge of the map and end up on the other side.
I was referring to the globe on the cover and how it's spherical... don't ruin my punchlines.

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 02:03 PM   #16
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stellar appearance of ziggygaydust there

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:34 PM   #17
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there have been bible games since like.. the early days of video games.. this is nothing new

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:29 PM   #18
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Actually, World of Warcraft is rather flat. You can't swim off the edge of the map and end up on the other side.
Did you actually try that or what?

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:15 PM   #19
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stellar appearance of ziggygaydust there
I sleaze to please

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:14 PM   #20
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Did you actually try that or what?
You technically can't swim to the edge of the map, because you hit fatigue as you go out... but back in the day when the servers were shit, everyone would lag out and you could swim without getting fatigue. I swam off the map, but never got to the other side.

 
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:22 PM   #21
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"guys we can stay out here wasting our lives, or we can go inside log onto our computers and do something that actually matters."

 
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