moving out

rocksteady · 10-24-2006, 07:04 PM

the situation: we hate our roommate and are going to move out. we don't have a lease, so we're just going to move all our shit out without telling him and let him figure it out. he doesn't have either of our phone numbers and he doesn't even know my last name.

i'm probably gonna steal his cat. and his bong. and put honey in his shampoo. bleach in his laundry detyergent. shit in a piece of tinfoil wrap it up and throw it in the freezer. these are the kinds of ideas that i need. nothing that requires any (reportable) property damage of theft.

also, he's been trying to join the freemasons. so i'm going to write them a letter that gives all the information he's been withholding from them. i have plenty of pictures of him smoking out of a bong.

discus.

Mia Figaro · 10-24-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rocksteady

nothing that requires any (reportable) property damage of theft.

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Originally Posted by rocksteady

i'm probably gonna steal his cat. and his bong.

I think that this qualifies as reportable theft. Especially the cat.

I've never been a fan of Beebop anyway. I think you should follow through with your plan and get Shredder involved!

rocksteady · 10-24-2006, 07:09 PM

you'd have to be an idiot to call the police about a stolen bong.

and the cat deserves to be kidnapped.

Shapan · 10-24-2006, 07:09 PM

you should describe the shitty things your shitty roommate does to make me feel like he deserves all this.

in my head you are actually rocksteady from the ninja turtles at a computer. im thinking beepop isnt the roommate you dislike, but maybe shredder.

firewoman · 10-24-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rocksteady

shit in a piece of tinfoil wrap it up and throw it in the freezer.

that is sick

lohengrin · 10-24-2006, 07:11 PM

ive lived to regret the bullying we did of our obnoxious roommate freshman year

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-24-2006, 07:11 PM

I'm with you, firewoman

rocksteady · 10-24-2006, 07:14 PM

i've described them before.

but really he's a selfish, messy uncooperative roommate. he blames everybody else for everything that's his fault. that pretty much covers it. also he's fat and stupid.

rocksteady · 10-24-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lohengrin

ive lived to regret the bullying we did of our obnoxious roommate freshman year

legal action or just a good conscience.

Shapan · 10-24-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rocksteady

fat

good enough for me

lohengrin · 10-24-2006, 07:22 PM

good conscience. it was mostly my roommate, anyway. he threw away his bong, pissed on his toothbrush and wiped the toilet with it, we re-instated our xbox live account on his credit card a couple times after our going seperate ways, put a ton of salt in his stupid butter that he insisted on keeping out of the fridge... i think that was it

the guy was easy to get annoyed with, though. we all had a good laugh when his girlfriend dumped him via AIM, but he was probably chasing high school girls in between hentai wank sessions over the summer break anyway. when he put all his files on shared access via our router by mistake we found all his pictures of britney spears and his comic about a boy having sex with his mom and then sister

yo soy el mejor · 10-25-2006, 12:44 AM

at least he didnt m'bate to his real sister that would have been weeeeird

10-24-2006, 07:04 PM	#1
rocksteady Banned Location: where the women have nothing on but the radio. turned up to ten. too loud for me to think. Posts: 1,211	moving out the situation: we hate our roommate and are going to move out. we don't have a lease, so we're just going to move all our shit out without telling him and let him figure it out. he doesn't have either of our phone numbers and he doesn't even know my last name. i'm probably gonna steal his cat. and his bong. and put honey in his shampoo. bleach in his laundry detyergent. shit in a piece of tinfoil wrap it up and throw it in the freezer. these are the kinds of ideas that i need. nothing that requires any (reportable) property damage of theft. also, he's been trying to join the freemasons. so i'm going to write them a letter that gives all the information he's been withholding from them. i have plenty of pictures of him smoking out of a bong. discus.

10-24-2006, 07:09 PM	#3
rocksteady Banned Location: where the women have nothing on but the radio. turned up to ten. too loud for me to think. Posts: 1,211	you'd have to be an idiot to call the police about a stolen bong. and the cat deserves to be kidnapped.

10-24-2006, 07:09 PM	#4
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	you should describe the shitty things your shitty roommate does to make me feel like he deserves all this. in my head you are actually rocksteady from the ninja turtles at a computer. im thinking beepop isnt the roommate you dislike, but maybe shredder.

10-24-2006, 07:11 PM	#6
lohengrin Pledge Posts: 200	ive lived to regret the bullying we did of our obnoxious roommate freshman year

10-24-2006, 07:11 PM	#7
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	I'm with you, firewoman

10-24-2006, 07:14 PM	#8
rocksteady Banned Location: where the women have nothing on but the radio. turned up to ten. too loud for me to think. Posts: 1,211	i've described them before. but really he's a selfish, messy uncooperative roommate. he blames everybody else for everything that's his fault. that pretty much covers it. also he's fat and stupid.

10-24-2006, 07:22 PM	#11
lohengrin Pledge Posts: 200	good conscience. it was mostly my roommate, anyway. he threw away his bong, pissed on his toothbrush and wiped the toilet with it, we re-instated our xbox live account on his credit card a couple times after our going seperate ways, put a ton of salt in his stupid butter that he insisted on keeping out of the fridge... i think that was it the guy was easy to get annoyed with, though. we all had a good laugh when his girlfriend dumped him via AIM, but he was probably chasing high school girls in between hentai wank sessions over the summer break anyway. when he put all his files on shared access via our router by mistake we found all his pictures of britney spears and his comic about a boy having sex with his mom and then sister

10-25-2006, 12:44 AM	#12
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	at least he didnt m'bate to his real sister that would have been weeeeird