i havent eaten pussy all day

green chair · 10-21-2006, 07:45 PM

I tried this morning but came up empty, now its there but i'm not hungry

i also need to jack off soon but i'm a litte lazy and dont feel like getting up to get some toilet tissue

mccririck · 10-21-2006, 07:46 PM

I need to eat pussy but there is none available.

Toby · 10-21-2006, 07:46 PM

use a sock, dude.

green chair · 10-21-2006, 07:47 PM

nah i dont like putting my dick on a dirty sock

toilet tissue is so clean and pure and its fun to blast all over it and then just toss it in the toilet

green chair · 10-21-2006, 07:50 PM

several years ago i posted this on netphoria but for the new fuckers ill say it again

once i was jacking off and i came into a paper towel, and i tossed it aside on the couch and forgot about it.....then half an hour later i was eating something, and nonchalantly grabbed the aforementioned paper towel and took a big sticky wipe to the face, which was a little gross but quickly turned funny

mccririck · 10-21-2006, 07:57 PM

I was once tossing off as a student on my bed and I blasted my load all over my sheets. Then I went to the toilet which was a shared toilet with 6 other guys, when I got back to my room my door was wide open and my spunked on matress was in full view. Fuckin embarassing I can tell you.

I'm Hardcore · 10-22-2006, 01:43 AM

this thread is fuckin raw

10-22-2006, 01:45 AM

just come all over yourself and let it dry. the next shower will take care of it.

- your administrator

cork_soaker · 10-22-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mccririck

I was once tossing off as a student on my bed and I blasted my load all over my sheets. Then I went to the toilet which was a shared toilet with 6 other guys, when I got back to my room my door was wide open and my spunked on matress was in full view. Fuckin embarassing I can tell you.

was it really that obvious? do you "spunk" in a pile?

I'm Hardcore · 10-22-2006, 01:47 AM

Dead would have gotten banned for this shit

rocksteady · 10-22-2006, 07:48 AM

do you just lay it over the top right before you finish?

that's weird.

green chair · 10-22-2006, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

Dead would have gotten banned for this shit

obviously Creator Pakula has no problem with this thread

I remember when netphoria was a free for all and you never heard anything about people being banned and there was no nsfw bullshit

now you've got this acne faced fatasses sitting at home with no lives banning people

I'm Hardcore · 10-22-2006, 08:12 AM

NSFW is complete bullshit, which is basically what my post is implying

nobody should ever use the term 'NSFW', then we will all be banned en masse

Rockin' Cherub · 10-22-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Pakula

just come all over yourself and let it dry. the next shower will take care of it.

- your administrator

i've actually done that a couple of times

green chair · 10-22-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

NSFW is complete bullshit, which is basically what my post is implying

nobody should ever use the term 'NSFW', then we will all be banned en masse

the four times i've been banned have all been because of NSFW

I'm Hardcore · 10-22-2006, 08:50 AM

you must be Netphoria's most raw poster then

Orenthal James · 10-22-2006, 09:22 AM

i ate pussy last week

Effloresce · 10-22-2006, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by green chair

nah i dont like putting my dick on a dirty sock

toilet tissue is so clean and pure and its fun to blast all over it and then just toss it in the toilet

http://i14.tinypic.com/43e79zs.jpg

10-21-2006, 07:45 PM	#1
green chair Banned Posts: 660	i havent eaten pussy all day I tried this morning but came up empty, now its there but i'm not hungry i also need to jack off soon but i'm a litte lazy and dont feel like getting up to get some toilet tissue

10-21-2006, 07:46 PM	#2
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	I need to eat pussy but there is none available.

10-21-2006, 07:46 PM	#3
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	use a sock, dude.

10-21-2006, 07:47 PM	#4
green chair Banned Posts: 660	nah i dont like putting my dick on a dirty sock toilet tissue is so clean and pure and its fun to blast all over it and then just toss it in the toilet

10-21-2006, 07:50 PM	#5
green chair Banned Posts: 660	several years ago i posted this on netphoria but for the new fuckers ill say it again once i was jacking off and i came into a paper towel, and i tossed it aside on the couch and forgot about it.....then half an hour later i was eating something, and nonchalantly grabbed the aforementioned paper towel and took a big sticky wipe to the face, which was a little gross but quickly turned funny

10-21-2006, 07:57 PM	#6
mccririck Apocalyptic Poster Location: Spa Posts: 3,884	I was once tossing off as a student on my bed and I blasted my load all over my sheets. Then I went to the toilet which was a shared toilet with 6 other guys, when I got back to my room my door was wide open and my spunked on matress was in full view. Fuckin embarassing I can tell you.

10-22-2006, 01:43 AM	#7
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	this thread is fuckin raw

10-22-2006, 01:45 AM	#8
Andrew Pakula Posts: n/a	just come all over yourself and let it dry. the next shower will take care of it. - your administrator

10-22-2006, 01:47 AM	#10
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	Dead would have gotten banned for this shit

10-22-2006, 07:48 AM	#11
rocksteady Banned Location: where the women have nothing on but the radio. turned up to ten. too loud for me to think. Posts: 1,211	do you just lay it over the top right before you finish? that's weird.

10-22-2006, 08:12 AM	#13
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	NSFW is complete bullshit, which is basically what my post is implying nobody should ever use the term 'NSFW', then we will all be banned en masse

10-22-2006, 08:50 AM	#16
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	you must be Netphoria's most raw poster then

10-22-2006, 09:22 AM	#17
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	i ate pussy last week