"Bad Beef Itch"

[cork_soaker]

had a dream last night--
I was standing in line to get checked for a strange infection called "bad beef itch" -
With a swab to the hand, I found out i was stricken,
stricken with bad beef itch=
Those around me turned, aghast.
I was quarantined and fed a strict diet of two plates of unusual vegetables as my cure.
Woke up strangely amused