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Old 10-21-2006, 08:37 PM   #1
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Default Netphoria...I present to you the secret of healthy and vibrant skin

http://usa.loccitane.com


The greatest body scrub I've ever bought was from here about one year ago.


...since then I've bought the shaving cream (AMAZING) after shave cream (AMAZING), fluide precieux (AMAZING) a bar of soap (alright) and some incense (AMAZING)


Highly suggested.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:39 PM   #2
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[insert gay joke here]

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:39 PM   #3
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i bought some of that stuff for my mom and godmother for christmas last year. it was a moisturizer or hand cream or something though.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:40 PM   #4
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a gay joke would be more effective if he was actually not gay.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:41 PM   #5
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So you have to be gay to have a good shave?


how funny

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:41 PM   #6
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a gay joke would be more effective if he was actually not gay.
not necessarily

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:41 PM   #7
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Don't hate.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:42 PM   #8
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not necessarily
Yeah pretty much. Unless it was some kind of masterpiece joke.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:52 PM   #9
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Yeah pretty much. Unless it was some kind of masterpiece joke.
oh it was trust me

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:56 PM   #10
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Everyone knows that cum is the best thing for your skin. Girls take note please.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:01 PM   #11
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Netphoria...I present to you the secret of healthy and vibrant skin







YOU GET VASELINE

*YOU* GET VASELINE

YOU GET VASELINE

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:10 PM   #12
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Netphoria...I present to you the secret of healthy and vibrant skin







YOU GET VASELINE

*YOU* GET VASELINE

YOU GET VASELINE
Up the bum...

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:10 PM   #13
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I am a big fan of origins products. their body lotions are amazing. I get comments all the time about how soft my skin is. and no, not from dudes trying to bone me, from masseusesjeroiejs' (massage givers).

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:11 PM   #14
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massage givers trying to bone you

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:14 PM   #15
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yeah one time after a massage the lady walked me out and said 'I like to end all my massages with a hug to lock the goodness in' and I was like uh what, it's not enough that I just let a stranger touch me for an hour, now you want some sort of emotional bonding experience too? I hugged her and ran away

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:16 PM   #16
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Why are you here and not with the boyfriend brady?

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:27 PM   #17
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im in dallas and he's in park city

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:22 PM   #18
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:26 PM   #19
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she don't use jelly

oh, vaseline

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:27 PM   #20
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i need lube first.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:33 PM   #21
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:33 PM   #22
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what in the fuck was that video all about?
and wow she looks like shit.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:45 PM   #23
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she's ripping on oprah, apparently. i thought she was just going tom green.

 
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Old 10-21-2006, 10:48 PM   #24
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Dont watch it it will corrupt your mind.

 
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