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Old 10-19-2006, 10:08 PM   #1
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Default FEEL THAT BURN! (...so I joined a Gym)

On uh, it would've been last Friday night, me and a couple of my mates, somehow ended up with the conclusion that we'd join the Gym on Monday night.

Monday night, we joined the Gym, and made appointments for fitness assessments.

Today was mine. I was sort of expecting to have to do some physical activity... but I didn't. It was purely just a questionairre. Is this a little odd?

I have another appt booked in for Monday, to actually run through the workout that's been laid out for me, with one of the staff there.

Should I prepare myself for a whole new world of pain?

The workout I've got has a good 40 minutes of cardio in there, and another 20 minutes or so of weights, squats, step ups etc. No abs work like crunches or whatever, because the fact is, I couldn't do them at the moment.

The most exercise I usually get is walking to the kitchen.

Starting Height: 6'2"
Starting Weight: 308 pounds - and this is after I've already lost about 20 pounds...
Starting Resting Heart Rate: 84
Starting Blood Pressure: 140/90 - borderline hypertense

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:09 PM   #2
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:11 PM   #3
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you're so tall! and im Im only 5' 7!

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:12 PM   #4
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send me your food if you really mean buisness

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:17 PM   #5
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send me your food if you really mean buisness
Whats your address?

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:25 PM   #6
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suppose the answer to your question is "yes". how will you prepare for a whole new world of pain?

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:29 PM   #7
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the guy I'm dating is taller than you

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:31 PM   #8
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the guy I'm dating is taller than you
no way

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:34 PM   #9
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hes 6'3

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:38 PM   #10
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oh, well I guess it's ok. How tall are you?

I have a friend who is like 6'5, he's an athlete and is able to jump 5 feet and over

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:39 PM   #11
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I'm 5'3 almost

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:40 PM   #12
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suppose the answer to your question is "yes". how will you prepare for a whole new world of pain?
That was my next question...

How should I prepare for this whole new world of pain?

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:42 PM   #13
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At 308 they'll probably try just having you walk a whole bunch on the treadmill and hope for the best from there.

 
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:48 PM   #14
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That was my next question...

How should I prepare for this whole new world of pain?
step one:

don't announce to the world that you are going to the gym until you have achieved some measurable results

 
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:29 PM   #15
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hes 6'3
radiofred and craigsgowkiss are taller than that shortarse

 
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