conspiracy theories

[ella]

So, what's your fav conspiracy theory? which ones are actually believable, which ones are bullshit.


my new fav is the Chemtrails!

[BlueStar]

I did not know about chemtrails.

[Esty]

Why are you stealing fearfactorys font?

How old are you? Shouldn't you be in school?

[Effloresce]

Though I don't believe any of it, the amount of dedication people put into their 9/11 theories is mildly entertaining.

[DeadOpera]

i liked that movie conspiracy theory.

[waltermcphilp]

the JFK assassination

[BlueStar]

Originally Posted by Effloresce

Though I don't believe any of it, the amount of dedication people put into their 9/11 theories is mildly entertaining.

I do believe that Flight 93 was shot down by the military.

www.flight93crash.com

[ella]

Originally Posted by BlueStar

I did not know about chemtrails.

haha yes.... it's the new craze

here's a website...
chemtrails

it's entertaining

[Quiet CD]

you'd have to be mindless to think that the offical 9/11 story is truthful

[ella]

Originally Posted by DeadOpera

i liked that movie conspiracy theory.

which one's that?

[wHATcOLOR]

i've got to admit that some of the 9/11 conspiracy theories make me stop and think

[BlueStar]

You can create your own conspiracy theory: www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

[Quiet CD]

Originally Posted by ella

which one's that?

with jesus christ reincarnate himself mel gibson

[waltermcphilp]

Originally Posted by ella

haha yes.... it's the new craze

here's a website...
chemtrails

it's entertaining

so basically people think the government is spraying us with some shit?

[yo soy el mejor]

i didnt know there was any conspiracy concering 9/11. some foreigners went nuts.

and im bored with jfk because i pass by the grassy knoll everyday.

[ella]

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

so basically people think the government is spraying us with some shit?

yep that's it

[ella]

Originally Posted by BlueStar

You can create your own conspiracy theory: www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

oh that's cool!

here's my creation

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand insect spies you need to realize that everything is controlled by a illuminati made up of movie stars with help from republicans.
The conspiracy first started during mothman siting in point pleasant ohio. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including vietnam war.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking noses.

They want to burn mormons and imprison resisters in yukon using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must protest. Since the media is controlled by ben affleck we should get our information from george bush.

[BlueStar]

My personal conspiracy theory...

In order to understand electability you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Americans for Limited Government made up of Pacific Islanders with help from Clay Aiken fans.

The conspiracy first started during 9/11 in Hershey, Nebraska. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Lincoln assassination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by hair pulling.

They want to pillage the Christian Right and imprison resisters in Iran using bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must host a petition-drive. Since the media is controlled by the Democratic Party we should get our information from The White House.

[FlyinLo_DyinSlo]

people are so stupid its not fair i have to be one

[Effloresce]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

i've got to admit that some of the 9/11 conspiracy theories make me stop and think

Me too. The 9/11 report probably isn't 100% accurate. As for Flight 93, I too consider the military shooting it down as a possibility. But it's pretty convincing that the passengers did foil their plans to crash it into something else in DC. The phone calls, for example, suggest that they fought back. I'm not sure if they took over the plane (in fact, I doubt this); I think the terrorists threw up their hands and said "fuck this, they're going to kill us if we try to fly all the way to DC, let's just make this a generic suicide mission", and crashed it.

The conspiracy theories about 9/11 are kinda strange. But one thing that really does make me take a step back and want to question things is the testimony of a former WTC janitor. He claims he heard explosions in the basement of the WTC. For whatever reasons, Dubya accepted him as a hero and invited him to public events. The janitor wanted to speak out about the explosions. He claims he was offered ridiculously high amounts of money to keep his mouth shut, no one wanted him to talk about it. He never took the money, and has done speeches.

Also, there is a guy who used to work in the Bush administration that has said:

Morgan Reynolds, Former Chief Economist under President Bush
June 13, 2005, Washington Times/ UPI
http://washingtontimes.com/upi-break...2755-6408r.htm or click here

A former Bush team member during his first administration is now voicing serious doubts about the collapse of the World Trade Center on 9-11. Former chief economist for the Department of Labor during President George W. Bush's first term Morgan Reynolds comments that the official story about the collapse of the WTC is "bogus" and that it is more likely that a controlled demolition destroyed the Twin Towers and adjacent Building No. 7.

http://www.arcticbeacon.com/12-Jun-2005.html - More on Reynolds

"If demolition destroyed three steel skyscrapers at the World Trade Center on 9/11, then the case for an 'inside job' and a government attack on America would be compelling," said Morgan Reynolds, Ph.D, a former member of the Bush team. Reynolds, now a professor emeritus at Texas A&M University, also believes it's "next to impossible" that 19 Arab terrorists alone outfoxed the mighty U.S. military, adding the scientific conclusions about the WTC collapse may hold the key to the entire mysterious plot behind 9/11. Reynolds...claims explosives and structural experts have been intimidated in their analyses of the collapses of 9/11. In a detailed analysis just released supporting the controlled demolition theory, Reynolds presents a compelling case.

[Nimrod's Son]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand the reputation system you need to realize that everything is controlled by rep nazis made up of admins with help from regular netphorians.The conspiracy first started during when the server was upgraded to vB 3.x in 2006. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Linda Strawberry fiasco.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by neg repping.

They want to ban Pakula and imprison resisters in the SP board using posts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must delete our threads. Since the media is controlled by Debaser we should get our information from Corganist.

[ella]

here's wikipedia's list of all conspiracy theories

theories

[waltermcphilp]

Originally Posted by ella

here's wikipedia's list of all conspiracy theories

theories

LOL @ light bulb conspiracy

[phaedrus]

a cruise missile hit the pentagon on 9/11

[FlyinLo_DyinSlo]

the linda strawberry fiasco namely being that people brought it up so much long after the joke wasnt funny anymore and that it's cursed us with the word "hatephoria" which isnt funny or clever in the least. you can see by the constant invocation of this uninspired brainchild of a corgan clinger-on by pumpkin fans how it was easy for billy to pass off his lyrics on them

[alisonmonster]

the one Michael J Fox believes, is that there is some correlation between Parkinson's disease and a building he worked at here in canada.I saw this show, it was pretty interesting:

Recently it's come to light that three employees he worked with at the CBC are also afflicted by Parkinson's, a cluster which raises the possibility that all were exposed to a common toxin or virus that might have triggered the disease. "I'm sad for those people I worked with," says Fox, who contacted them during the shooting of a recent CTV documentary on Parkinson's. "I'm curious about the connection. And it is ironic that the beginning of my career could possibly be the beginning of my illness."

http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.c...=M1ARTM0012399

Here's a video about the 'Parkinson's Cluster Theory'

http://www.exn.ca/video/?video=exn20...-parkinson.asx

[D.]

i still enjoy reading about the JFK one, but I can see it getting old after a while.

the 9/11 ones are always fun to read, atlhough i do believe the pentagon plane wasn't a plane.

[TuralyonW3]

totally 9/11. about 15% of me believes there's something there......

[Effloresce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqHI...elated&search=

This guy right here used to work for Bush.

[Tchocky]

Roswell! ROSWELL!!