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Old 09-14-2006, 04:58 AM   #1
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Default Are you an ass or crotch woman?

Hey might as well let the ladies have a go!

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:05 AM   #2
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ass for sure
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:08 AM   #3
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but there is also a side of me that appreciates the crotch
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:42 AM   #4
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but there is also a side of me that appreciates the crotch
Its people like you that make me so fucking self-conscience!

Fuck it, Im just gonna stuff a rolled up pair of socks down there...

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:18 AM   #5
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:10 AM   #6
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ass, easily accessable to the *naked* eye, can only judge crotch until at least first official date.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:28 AM   #7
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do you ass women like hairy asses?

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:37 AM   #8
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do you ass women like hairy asses?
I'm not a woman, but hell yes.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:38 AM   #9
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:06 AM   #10
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:26 PM   #11
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i'll deal with a hairy ass

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:30 PM   #12
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im a crotch girl...not really a big fan of the ass

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:58 PM   #13
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im a crotch girl...not really a big fan of the ass
i bet you are

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:06 PM   #14
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i bet i am too!

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:10 PM   #15
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my boss has a huge ass and i think it's the most disgusting thing EVER. It looks like he's wearing a diaper.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:14 PM   #16
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my old boss, before he got fired for fucking all of my hussy co-workers, had one of those really long, saggy pancake looking asses :/

but big asses are just as gross

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:28 PM   #17
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I've always associated crotch to be the area between the balls and asshole. I can't imagine being a crotch person.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:33 PM   #18
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isn;t that the taint?

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:36 PM   #19
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one in the same. I guess most use crotch in a very broad sense.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 03:32 PM   #20
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land bridge

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 04:27 PM   #21
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crotch is strictly the front

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 04:32 PM   #22
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wally should have went to sex ed class in high school. ...maybe he wouldn't be constantly knocking up his lady too.

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Old 09-14-2006, 04:34 PM   #23
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boy asses in nice pants.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:56 PM   #24
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Crotch.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:57 PM   #25
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I'm not a woman, but hell yes.
Im saving this guy for my old age.

 
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:59 PM   #26
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I like grabbing guy ass while making out

but I like the surprise of finding out what a guy's packing. I mean with girls you generally know what you're going to get, but guys dicks seem to be so random sometimes. It's like opening a present (unless you get disappointed)

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 03:15 AM   #27
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<3

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:20 PM   #28
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does a nice face count? because thats what i look at most, and i don't think i could take looking at an unappealing face, no matter how nice his butt/package is. If i had to pick, i guess i'd say nice butt, though most guys seem to wear pants baggy enough its hard to tell.

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:39 PM   #29
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does a nice face count? because thats what i look at most, and i don't think i could take looking at an unappealing face, no matter how nice his butt/package is. If i had to pick, i guess i'd say nice butt, though most guys seem to wear pants baggy enough its hard to tell.

do you think that most people look pretty weird from kissing distance though? Have you ever accidentally opened your eyes and been like WOAH

 
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:43 PM   #30
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If I had to pick one, I'd say the ass. Though I will randomly check out a guy's frontage if I'm bored and it's just there. My eyes will just gravitate down there and I'll almost surprise myself, "Well, now!" Almost like my eyes moved of their own volition. It's like my mind is pure but my eyes are dirty. Everytime I do it and realize it I can feel myself blush something awful.

 
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