THE SACRAMENTO KlNGS WILL PROBABLY WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT SEASON

Ron Artest · 08-23-2006, 11:30 AM

WE HAVE THE BEST TEAM OUR CENTER IS WHITE BUT HES STILL PRETTY GOOD AND I THINK MIKE BIBBY IS ONLY HALF WHITE WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE SO IS JASON KIDD BUT BIBBY IS BETTER I THINK

I DO NOT KNOW IF BONZI WELLS HAS ACTUALLY RESIGNED WITH THE KINGS BUT IF HE DIDNT THAT IS OK BECAUSE I TOLD THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE DOES NOT SO NO OTHER TEAM GETS HIM EITHER SO WE STILL WIN BECAUSE BONZI IS NOT PLAYING FOR THE TEAM THAT IS PLAYING AGAINST THE SACRAMENTO KINGS

I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THE NBA I KNOW THE NFL (I DO NOT CALL IT FOOTBALL BECAUSE I ENJOY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER THE EUROPEAN GAME I BET YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT ABOUT RON ARTEST) IS COOL BUT YOU CANT FORGOT ABOUT THE REAL AMERICAN PASTIME IT IS CALLED ROUNDBALL OR HOOPS
THE NBA IS FANTASTIC

Ron Artest · 08-23-2006, 11:31 AM

VIPBRJ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE LOCKER ROOM

Orenthal James · 08-23-2006, 11:50 AM

i am very disappointed in these new posts.

the ones last year were hilarious

CYCLE_23 · 08-23-2006, 12:12 PM

The Kings will not win the NBA championship.

Ron Artest · 09-08-2006, 09:31 PM

VIPBRJ PLEASE RESPOND

Ugly · 09-08-2006, 09:42 PM

hey, Artest, what's the status on Double Team 2? got a plot yet?

Ron Artest · 09-08-2006, 09:50 PM

I STARTED WRITING IT YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS SITTING IN MY BIG CHAIR LISTENING TO ALLURE AND DRINKING RED BULL TO PUMP ME UP FOR SOME ACTION
I FIGURE BECAUSE I AM A RECORD LABEL EXECUTIVE MY LABEL IS TRU WARIER THAT I MIGHT AS WELL ADD SCREENWRITER TO MY MANY CREDITS YOU FEEL ME

RIGHT NOW THE PLOT IS THAT I PLAY RON ARTEST AND JASON STATHAM PLAYS THE HITMAN THOSE ARE THE NAMES OF OUR CHARACTERS
HE IS JUST THE HITMAN BECAUSE THAT WILL INTRIGUE THE AUDIENCE YOU FEEL ME

BASICALLY I LEAD THE KINGS TO GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS WHEN THERE IS SUDDENLY AN ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE
APPARENTLY AN ANGRY BOOKIE ORGANIZATION IS SCARED OF LOSING A LOT OF MONEY IF THE SACRAMENTO KINGS WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP
WHICH IS FUNNY IF YOU ARE A BASKETBALL FAN BECAUSE DAVID STERN WOULD HAVE FIXED IT SO I FOULED OUT ANYWAY DO YOU HEAR ME COMMISHINER STERN I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON

AND BASICALLY THEN AFTER THE SHOOTER MISSES AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS COACH PAT RILEY THE HITMAN RUNS ONTO THE COURT DURING THE CONFUSION AND GETS ME OUT OF THERE WHILE CUPS OF BEER FLY AT ME AND SEND ME INTO "RAGE MODE" WHICH IS WHEN MY CHARACTER JUST STARTS KICKING ASS BUT THE HITMAN INJECTS SOMETHING INTO ME TO STOP IT BUT YOU SEE LATER IN THE MOVIE I WILL GO INTO "RAGE MODE' AND SAVE THE DAY YOU FEEL ME BUT THATS LATER SO BASICALLY HE GETS ME OUT OF ARCO ARENA AND WE FLY AWAY IN A JET AND THIS IS WHAT THE HITMAN SAYS TO RON ARTEST MY CHARACTER

HE SAYS
RON YOU ARE IN GREAT DANGER
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Ugly · 09-09-2006, 01:06 AM

sounds pretty sweet so far, there should be 80% Rage Mode going on throughout the movie, IMHO. who's the main badguy of the bookie organization? Faceless drones are cool and all, but you need a guy the audience can boo and hiss at. why don't you pull a M Night and make the leader commissioner David Stern? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!

You have to remember to give Statham something to do, he can't just be a buzzkill to bring you down and carry your towel all the time.

Karl Connor · 09-09-2006, 01:15 AM

08-23-2006, 11:30 AM	#1
Ron Artest Oblivious Virgin Location: SACRAMENTO, CA Posts: 36	THE SACRAMENTO KlNGS WILL PROBABLY WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT SEASON WE HAVE THE BEST TEAM OUR CENTER IS WHITE BUT HES STILL PRETTY GOOD AND I THINK MIKE BIBBY IS ONLY HALF WHITE WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE SO IS JASON KIDD BUT BIBBY IS BETTER I THINK I DO NOT KNOW IF BONZI WELLS HAS ACTUALLY RESIGNED WITH THE KINGS BUT IF HE DIDNT THAT IS OK BECAUSE I TOLD THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE DOES NOT SO NO OTHER TEAM GETS HIM EITHER SO WE STILL WIN BECAUSE BONZI IS NOT PLAYING FOR THE TEAM THAT IS PLAYING AGAINST THE SACRAMENTO KINGS I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THE NBA I KNOW THE NFL (I DO NOT CALL IT FOOTBALL BECAUSE I ENJOY FOOTBALL OR SOCCER THE EUROPEAN GAME I BET YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT ABOUT RON ARTEST) IS COOL BUT YOU CANT FORGOT ABOUT THE REAL AMERICAN PASTIME IT IS CALLED ROUNDBALL OR HOOPS THE NBA IS FANTASTIC

08-23-2006, 12:12 PM	#4
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08-23-2006, 11:31 AM	#2
Ron Artest Oblivious Virgin Location: SACRAMENTO, CA Posts: 36	VIPBRJ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE LOCKER ROOM

08-23-2006, 11:50 AM	#3
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	i am very disappointed in these new posts. the ones last year were hilarious

09-08-2006, 09:31 PM	#5
Ron Artest Oblivious Virgin Location: SACRAMENTO, CA Posts: 36	VIPBRJ PLEASE RESPOND

09-08-2006, 09:42 PM	#6
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	hey, Artest, what's the status on Double Team 2? got a plot yet?

09-08-2006, 09:50 PM	#7
Ron Artest Oblivious Virgin Location: SACRAMENTO, CA Posts: 36	I STARTED WRITING IT YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS SITTING IN MY BIG CHAIR LISTENING TO ALLURE AND DRINKING RED BULL TO PUMP ME UP FOR SOME ACTION I FIGURE BECAUSE I AM A RECORD LABEL EXECUTIVE MY LABEL IS TRU WARIER THAT I MIGHT AS WELL ADD SCREENWRITER TO MY MANY CREDITS YOU FEEL ME RIGHT NOW THE PLOT IS THAT I PLAY RON ARTEST AND JASON STATHAM PLAYS THE HITMAN THOSE ARE THE NAMES OF OUR CHARACTERS HE IS JUST THE HITMAN BECAUSE THAT WILL INTRIGUE THE AUDIENCE YOU FEEL ME BASICALLY I LEAD THE KINGS TO GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS WHEN THERE IS SUDDENLY AN ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE APPARENTLY AN ANGRY BOOKIE ORGANIZATION IS SCARED OF LOSING A LOT OF MONEY IF THE SACRAMENTO KINGS WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH IS FUNNY IF YOU ARE A BASKETBALL FAN BECAUSE DAVID STERN WOULD HAVE FIXED IT SO I FOULED OUT ANYWAY DO YOU HEAR ME COMMISHINER STERN I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AND BASICALLY THEN AFTER THE SHOOTER MISSES AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS COACH PAT RILEY THE HITMAN RUNS ONTO THE COURT DURING THE CONFUSION AND GETS ME OUT OF THERE WHILE CUPS OF BEER FLY AT ME AND SEND ME INTO "RAGE MODE" WHICH IS WHEN MY CHARACTER JUST STARTS KICKING ASS BUT THE HITMAN INJECTS SOMETHING INTO ME TO STOP IT BUT YOU SEE LATER IN THE MOVIE I WILL GO INTO "RAGE MODE' AND SAVE THE DAY YOU FEEL ME BUT THATS LATER SO BASICALLY HE GETS ME OUT OF ARCO ARENA AND WE FLY AWAY IN A JET AND THIS IS WHAT THE HITMAN SAYS TO RON ARTEST MY CHARACTER HE SAYS RON YOU ARE IN GREAT DANGER COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

09-09-2006, 01:06 AM	#8
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	sounds pretty sweet so far, there should be 80% Rage Mode going on throughout the movie, IMHO. who's the main badguy of the bookie organization? Faceless drones are cool and all, but you need a guy the audience can boo and hiss at. why don't you pull a M Night and make the leader commissioner David Stern? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!! You have to remember to give Statham something to do, he can't just be a buzzkill to bring you down and carry your towel all the time.