Haha! A steller jay was just in my kitchen...

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I came out of my room and startled the bastard clear to the other side of the continent. Good thing he knew which way the door was. I don't think I could handle the stress of explaining to my easily confused landlord how a bird came to be rampaging through the house.

[I was aborted]

dude ever since i got out of high school i've been earning my own keep as a framer. i make a decent living and i'm still able to smoke fine herb everyday. why don't you go back that that baby weed you probably paid too much for

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Originally Posted by I was aborted

dude ever since i got out of high school i've been earning my own keep as a framer. i make a decent living and i'm still able to smoke fine herb everyday. why don't you go back that that baby weed you probably paid too much for

What sorts of things do you frame aborted?

[Lola]

Fuck man birds have it in for you eh?

[I was aborted]

fucking everything that you could imagine in chicago needs framing - which is why i'm so successful and able to still blaze nearly everyday. people call me up everyday with family photos, scenic pictures, and even famous paitings; and i'm able to do it because its my job and i'm damn good at it. you probably paid too much for that shitty weed. im in the framing business

[Lola]

You forgot to say that we're all stupid and no one can play the guitar as well as you.

[toyschoketoys]

capture it

kill it

shoot it

thats what i do

[I was aborted]

that's all common knowledge

its pretty apparent i'm better than half the retards here. i think they know they're inferior despite admitting so - i mean, they aren't that dumb.

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Originally Posted by Lola

Fuck man birds have it in for you eh?

Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what it was that I did to piss off the avians. Perhaps they covet my thickly mane of hair for their new brand of luxery nests. It's sweeping the continent. Those with hair, beware!

[Lola]

Oh shit. At least this one left you unscathed.

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Originally Posted by Lola

Oh shit. At least this one left you unscathed.

Indeed. But perhaps this is only the first wave of attack. That Jay could of merely been a reconnaissance droid. Pretty soon I may have to start fortifying all the entrances/windows to my house and carry an umbrella and pepper spray with my whenever I have to buy groceries.