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Immortal
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Sometimes when I feel like I am getting a cold (not a serious one) I will go out and get pretty drunk, and then the next day my cold is gone.
Is this just a coincidence or has anyone else noticed this? |
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Minion of Satan
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i know brandy is good for clearing up your sinuses...but that's the only benefit of drinking when having a cold that i have heard of
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Netphorian of the Decade
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Hey girls
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Well they say a problem shared is a problem halved so going out like a weirdo, self-centered/esteem deficient, alcoholic bitch and getting your floppy chops round anything that answers to the phrase 'hey, you' ought to help in theory.
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okay because my throat hurts. actually it might be the back of my tongue becuase it kinda hurts to move it around. anyway I want to get drunk tonight off of screwdrivers. the OJ will at leastp rovide some vitamin C.
I dont feel bad in any other way though, just the sore throat. I'm eating some hot chili for lunch and its making it feel better |
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Immortal
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and my chops arent really that floppy today becuase they hurt
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Minion of Satan
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i dont think my chops have ever been floppy
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my chops are pretty small --so I don't use them. they are pretty tight and creaky
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drink a tequila shot, then suck a lemon and some salt. It will help your throat, inhibitors and vitamin c will help you feel good.
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Minion of Satan
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i dont think my chops have ever been creaky either :/
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when I give a blow job it sounds like an old bed frame
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oh man that sounds awesome right now |
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Netphorian of the Decade
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Ugh, i'm taking your rep away for that lame joke.
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Goodbye green boxes...
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