How do you make Notre Dame cookies?

sppunk · 09-06-2006, 06:57 PM

Put them in a big bowl and beat them for 3 hours.

sppunk · 09-06-2006, 06:59 PM

Hey Eulogy, if I see you Saturday I'm going to kick your ass and make you suck me off.

EastCoastDouche · 09-06-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

Put them in a big bowl and beat them for 3 hours.

I'd honestly be quite surprised if a single person laughed at this joke.

Lie · 09-06-2006, 07:04 PM

How do you make Notre Dame an academic institution?

the · 09-06-2006, 07:05 PM

Eulogy · 09-06-2006, 08:09 PM

you can put them in a shitty bowl too, you know. doesn't really matter.

and please, i do have standards. you don't meet them.

sppunk · 09-06-2006, 08:10 PM

Well, Kathryn wouldn't approve anyway.

See you Saturday! I'm looking you up when I roll in.

Eulogy · 09-06-2006, 08:19 PM

check your pm box, please

Nimrod's Son · 09-06-2006, 08:27 PM

how do you make red sox cookies?

beat for three days, then discard

Mayfuck · 09-06-2006, 09:48 PM

sppunk stole this joke from espn.

sppunk · 09-06-2006, 09:49 PM

No, I stole this joke from a guy I met in the capitol today.

Mayfuck · 09-06-2006, 09:52 PM

nope. you stole it from espn which is where you steal all your jokes. you've never been to the capitol.

coffee spoon · 09-06-2006, 10:27 PM

I assume you realize, Penn State has won 2 New Years Day Bowls in the past 10 years, right?

coffee spoon · 09-06-2006, 10:29 PM

and while that's 2 more than ND, they've each won a whopping 6 New Years Day Bowl games over the last 20 years.

Eulogy · 09-07-2006, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coffee spoon

and while that's 2 more than ND, they've each won a whopping 6 New Years Day Bowl games over the last 20 years.

to be fair, if ND were ever put in bowl games that they actually should be in, they'd win a lot more of them.

I do go here, I swear.

ohnoitsbonnie · 09-07-2006, 12:24 AM

you're asking for overdone gluten

sppunk · 09-07-2006, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

nope. you stole it from espn which is where you steal all your jokes. you've never been to the capitol.

I live within a four-minute walk to it, and work there three days a week, but OK.

09-06-2006, 06:57 PM	#1
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	How do you make Notre Dame cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat them for 3 hours.

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sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Hey Eulogy, if I see you Saturday I'm going to kick your ass and make you suck me off.

09-06-2006, 07:04 PM	#4
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	How do you make Notre Dame an academic institution?

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09-06-2006, 08:09 PM	#6
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	you can put them in a shitty bowl too, you know. doesn't really matter. and please, i do have standards. you don't meet them.

09-06-2006, 08:10 PM	#7
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Well, Kathryn wouldn't approve anyway. See you Saturday! I'm looking you up when I roll in.

09-06-2006, 08:27 PM	#9
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	how do you make red sox cookies? beat for three days, then discard

09-06-2006, 09:48 PM	#10
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	sppunk stole this joke from espn.

09-06-2006, 09:49 PM	#11
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	No, I stole this joke from a guy I met in the capitol today.

09-06-2006, 09:52 PM	#12
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	nope. you stole it from espn which is where you steal all your jokes. you've never been to the capitol.

09-06-2006, 10:27 PM	#13
coffee spoon Ownz Location: black is beautiful Posts: 562	I assume you realize, Penn State has won 2 New Years Day Bowls in the past 10 years, right?

09-06-2006, 10:29 PM	#14
coffee spoon Ownz Location: black is beautiful Posts: 562	and while that's 2 more than ND, they've each won a whopping 6 New Years Day Bowl games over the last 20 years.

09-07-2006, 12:24 AM	#16
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	you're asking for overdone gluten