There is a chicken running around outside below my balcony.

Lola · 09-06-2006, 09:46 AM

Im a little confused about this.

Lola · 09-06-2006, 09:46 AM

Its clucking and pecking at the ground.

ohnoitsbonnie · 09-06-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lola

Its clucking and pecking at the ground.

get out

Nimrod's Son · 09-06-2006, 09:48 AM

is it voice implodes

Lola · 09-06-2006, 09:49 AM

Lola · 09-06-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

get out

Are you threatening me?

ohnoitsbonnie · 09-06-2006, 09:50 AM

no, it was more like: get out! really?!
i'm not too good at expressing sarcasm through typings

ChristHimself! · 09-06-2006, 09:51 AM

Time to boil the kettle.

Sonic Johnny · 09-06-2006, 09:52 AM

crikey!

Lola · 09-06-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

Time to boil the kettle.

Nah I dont trust her, she looks pissed. She probobly pecked the farmer to death to ascape and is now waiting for me to leave for work.

Nimrod's Son · 09-06-2006, 09:59 AM

i've always wanted to have sex with a chicken

i mean if an egg can fit in there, why can't i?

Lola · 09-06-2006, 10:00 AM

I may be able to help you out with that. Ill pimp that bitch out for cheap too.

Sonic Johnny · 09-06-2006, 10:03 AM

god i love netphoria

Lola · 09-06-2006, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

god i love netphoria

How do you feel about sex with chickens?

ohnoitsbonnie · 09-06-2006, 10:04 AM

o_O i wish i made this thread.

ChristHimself! · 09-06-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i've always wanted to have sex with a chicken

I need to hook you up with this hilarious german animal farm porno my brother downloaded. I think I mentioned it on here before.. basically it's all subtitled, and the gist is that the farmer goes about fucking all the different farm animals, often getting his wife to hold them still for him, while she moans about how they never have sex anymore, to which he'll reply things like "it's because you don't know how to take it like this chicken!!!"

It's sheer comedy. He bloodies up the chicken's arse though.

Lola · 09-06-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

"it's because you don't know how to take it like this chicken!!!".

Sonic Johnny · 09-06-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lola

How do you feel about sex with chickens?

please lola, i've just come out of a relationship, i think its a bit too soon!

Lola · 09-06-2006, 10:13 AM

Havnt you ever heard of rebound?

Sonic Johnny · 09-06-2006, 10:15 AM

now with a fucking chicken. with a cat maybe.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 09-06-2006, 10:25 AM

I saw a chicken running loose in Stanley Park.

waltermcphilp · 09-06-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

I need to hook you up with this hilarious german animal farm porno my brother downloaded. I think I mentioned it on here before.. basically it's all subtitled, and the gist is that the farmer goes about fucking all the different farm animals, often getting his wife to hold them still for him, while she moans about how they never have sex anymore, to which he'll reply things like "it's because you don't know how to take it like this chicken!!!"

It's sheer comedy. He bloodies up the chicken's arse though.

ive downloaded such a porno, at one point hes banging a cow and it just pisses all over him

Nimrod's Son · 09-06-2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

I need to hook you up with this hilarious german animal farm porno my brother downloaded. I think I mentioned it on here before.. basically it's all subtitled, and the gist is that the farmer goes about fucking all the different farm animals, often getting his wife to hold them still for him, while she moans about how they never have sex anymore, to which he'll reply things like "it's because you don't know how to take it like this chicken!!!"

It's sheer comedy. He bloodies up the chicken's arse though.

dude, no thanks

i was just quoting an adam sandler song

that's fucking disgusting

Sonic Johnny · 09-06-2006, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

dude, no thanks

i was just quoting an adam sandler song

that's fucking disgusting

you post here tho.

ChristHimself! · 09-06-2006, 10:43 AM

OH WELL I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO SEND BACK ALL THE GAY PORN I SENT YOU, MIKE

Lola · 09-06-2006, 06:31 PM

Fucking chicken is still there!!

Nimrod's Son · 09-06-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

OH WELL I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO SEND BACK ALL THE GAY PORN I SENT YOU, MIKE

only the stuff involving animals

09-06-2006, 09:46 AM	#1
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	There is a chicken running around outside below my balcony. Im a little confused about this.

09-06-2006, 09:49 AM	#5
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	LOL

09-06-2006, 09:48 AM	#4
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	is it voice implodes

09-06-2006, 09:50 AM	#7
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	no, it was more like: get out! really?! i'm not too good at expressing sarcasm through typings

09-06-2006, 09:51 AM	#8
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	Time to boil the kettle.

09-06-2006, 09:52 AM	#9
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	crikey!

09-06-2006, 09:59 AM	#11
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	i've always wanted to have sex with a chicken i mean if an egg can fit in there, why can't i?

09-06-2006, 10:00 AM	#12
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	I may be able to help you out with that. Ill pimp that bitch out for cheap too.

09-06-2006, 10:03 AM	#13
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	god i love netphoria

09-06-2006, 10:04 AM	#15
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	o_O i wish i made this thread.

09-06-2006, 10:13 AM	#19
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	Havnt you ever heard of rebound?

09-06-2006, 10:15 AM	#20
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	now with a fucking chicken. with a cat maybe.

09-06-2006, 10:25 AM	#21
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I saw a chicken running loose in Stanley Park.

09-06-2006, 10:43 AM	#25
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	OH WELL I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO SEND BACK ALL THE GAY PORN I SENT YOU, MIKE

09-06-2006, 06:31 PM	#26
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	Fucking chicken is still there!!