Where Does "Janie's Got a Gun" Rank Among the Top Epic Stories of All-Time

[EastCoastDouche]

I'd probably go:

1. The Illiad
2. The Odyssey
3. Janie's Got a Gun
4. The Old Testament
5. Beowolf

[EastCoastDouche]

Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Her whole world's come undone
From staring at the sun
What did her daddy do
What did he put you through

They say when Janie was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Janie's Got A Gun
She ain't never gonna be the same

Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell her now it's untrue
What did her daddy do

He jacked the little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightnin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the pain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did her daddy do
It's Janie's last I.O.U.

She had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me
The man was such a sleeze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run

Janie's Got A Gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem)
'Cause Janie's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Janie's Got A Gun (Was it daddys cradle robbin')
Her dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night)
Now everybody's on the run
Janie's Got A Gun

[mpp]

jesus man, i lost it

that's some funny shit


i'd put janie at like 4 or 5, though

[sppunk]

I think Jack And Diane should replace the Old Testament at No. 4.

[TuralyonW3]

it just edges gilgamesh

[Junebug]

That's the first song I remember really liking. My sibling wouldn't tell me who sang it and I thought they were singing Danny instead of Janie.

[Lie]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

it just edges gilgamesh

Took the words right out of my mouth...er, off my keyboard.

[killer_tomato]

you forgot the mahabharata