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Old 09-01-2006, 08:10 PM   #1
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Default question for netphorian males

nevermind

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Old 09-01-2006, 08:24 PM   #2
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eat sack

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:29 PM   #3
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thread delivers.

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:29 PM   #4
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In response to your original query, mine is by far the girthiest.

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:32 PM   #5
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yes and id do it again

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:38 PM   #6
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i keep it clean and smooth

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:52 PM   #7
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i'd never heard about it until i met this really awesome nun

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:57 PM   #8
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yeah for the most part, except for one time when i accidentally hit it with a hammer

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:57 PM   #9
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yeah but you have to use a ton of lube and do some stretches beforehand

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:58 PM   #10
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uh, not if you're good at it

 
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:58 PM   #11
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it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

 
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Old 09-02-2006, 08:20 PM   #12
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so you think that with age it goes away, bardy?

 
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Old 09-02-2006, 08:21 PM   #13
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Ropey go kiss the queen's old ass

 
Old 09-02-2006, 08:32 PM   #14
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Quote:
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so you think that with age it goes away, bardy?

I dont know thats why I was asking, but I figured I would get made fun of pretty hardcore

 
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Old 09-02-2006, 08:50 PM   #15
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Old 09-02-2006, 10:54 PM   #16
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[Rowan Atkinson]
Well, I'd like to answer but I'm afraid I don't know what fellatio is...
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:02 PM   #17
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never has a thread contained so much mystery and intrigue

 
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:05 PM   #18
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if anyone knows how the initial post went exactly, could you post it?

 
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:09 PM   #19
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i think it was something like this:

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¯\(º_o)/¯

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 01:17 AM   #20
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it was probably "would you ever say no to a chick taking off your belt?"

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 01:25 AM   #21
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i know it had something to do with enormous cock girth

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 01:52 AM   #22
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Its al about the smile.

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 02:09 AM   #23
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this thread is morally ambiguous.

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 02:11 AM   #24
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poor mayfuck.

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 09:43 AM   #25
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it was much more innocent than a question about dicks

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 10:06 AM   #26
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what would you have done/thought if his cock was only 4.75 inches fully hard, bardy?

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 01:21 PM   #27
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del

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Old 09-03-2006, 02:40 PM   #28
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what if he wanted to put it in your asshole

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 02:48 PM   #29
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ouch, yeah I don't think so

 
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:35 PM   #30
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plus you hadnt prepared that hole more thanlikely

what about titty fucking?

 
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