WWE No Way Out this sunday

strange_one · 02-22-2003, 12:32 AM

well I'm off to the cinema again in a few days to see this event, I don't have high hopes for it but I think it'll be decent, and begin to set some shit up for wrestlmania

Billy Kidman Vs Matt Hardy 1.0 I really have no idea about this match since I don't see smackdown, I'll just predict Matt Hardy for the hell of it

Undertaker Vs Big Show I heard this one may be in a cage? I don't know, hope so. probably a very dull match with Heyman getting smacked around a bit as well, I choose Taker

Regal/Storm Vs Kane/RVD since Bookdust is no longer, I can see that Kane/RVD will keep their big push going so they'll win this, finally taking the belts off those unamerican wanks, they've had them for a while now

Team Angle/Kurt Vs Crippler/Edge/Lesnar
should be good, but Team Angle will take this out, with some huge buildup to Lesnar and Angle in the ring together, for some wrestlemania hype. Edge will probably have fuck all input in this match due to his needing surgery soon

Jericho Vs Jeff Hardy I would have much rathered see Jericho Vs Test, but this will have to do, will be a very standard match with Y2J taking the easy win

HHH vs BPP please god make this better than last month's match. I still can't see Steiner taking this one, even though he should. this will be his last big match for a while, I think the WWE will shove him somewhere dull after losing this match

Hogan Vs The Rock I'm really not sure, but hell I'm looking forward to it. it will be great to hear the boos for Rocky again. I'll just choose Hogan so that he has some build-up to his Mcmahon match next month

Austin Vs Bischoff obviously Austin will win, but I think this will be fairly entertaining. I can't believe Austin is back, the world is going crazy

funnygeezus, your predictions?

funnygeezus · 02-22-2003, 03:25 AM

uh, it's late and it's very dark in this room so forgive the typos and worse-than-usual grammer and spelling.

kidman/hardy - probably gonna be the match of the night. i really like his character and all, but i dunno if the cruiserwight division is the best place for matt hardy (especially with edge's spot open for the forseeable future). i think matt will take it and have a good cruiserweight run, hopefully it'll revitalize the division. matt hardy (version 1.0) is not as capable in the "cruiserweight" stlye of wrestling as some other guys, but he's got the drawing power to make it work. hell, he's no more grounded than the new batch of more "technical" cruiserweights like nunzio and jamie noble. i'd rather see cruiserwieghts wrestle matt on smackdown than each other on velocity.

taker/show - yawn. taker beats him down. better big slow than the next talented new arrival to the wwe. just observe how spanky and kanyon benefited from that patented undertaker "rub."

unamericans/the "smoking" gunns - lance and william retain in a solid match.

team angle/edge&benoit&lesnar - will be good (even with edge hurt, how could it not?), but don't count on much angle/lesnar exchange. i think they're gonna (rightfully) save it for the mania. edge picks up the pin to see him off on his lengthy surgery leave.

jericho/hardy - goddamn! the wwe really blew it's load early on this angle, eh? i really liked how they were approaching the angle with these guys and hbk, then test misses raw and they punish him by turning this into a typical heel/face angle. anyway, jericho goes over and maybe they finally have the balls to turn jeff hardy. expect hbk to get involved somehow. if both guys avoid sloppiness it should be fun to watch. i think it'll be a better match than if test was in it, but i can't believe jeff hardy is benefitting from the punishment of a guy who didn't show up for work.

hhh/bpp - woah. can't wait for this one... TO BE OVER!!!! why is this here and benoit/angle 2 was done on smackdown weeks ago? at least this appears to be the end of stiffzilla's main-event level push. move aside scott, there's a new guy getting pushed against the immovable object that is hhh. now can you dig that, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAA???

hogan/rock - i'm expecting ho-hum action. they could tell a good story though.

austin/bisch - the last time i was this excited about a returning wrestler was when scott steiner was announced... uh oh... no really, if they back it up with good writing on raw (yeah right) stone cold's return could really help raw's weekly draw. jeez, doesn't austin remeber WHY he left in the first place?

in short, if i wasn't splitting the bill with friends i'd probably pass. who knows, they've delivered big with worse-looking ppvs than this in the past (of course they've also blown many more better-looking ppvs over the last couple of years).

funnygeezus · 02-22-2003, 03:47 AM

woah! i just realized that with all my bitching i forgot to call some of the matches. i guess i could always edit. but what does THAT do for my postcount?

rock/hogan - rock maybe? i dunno, they both need the heat going into their inevitible wrestlemania matches (not with each other). i guess hogan needs it less than rock who will probably be facing a real wrestler (though i can't for the life of me think WHO that might be at this time), as apposed to vinnie mac. so rock, clean, but they make hogan look good though, like last year's wrestlemania.

austin/bischoff - bischoff, clean after a vicious knockout kick. just kidding, austin's gonna fuck him up. there will be about 2 dozen stunners: first a few on bisch, then chief morley, then 3MW, and probably a few more guys, then some more on bisch for the heroic win in the face of interference. i guess this is actually one of the better boss vs. employee setups of recent memory. see, bischoff NEEDED to bring in austin to keep his job, even though he knows that stone cold's gonna make his life hell, starting on sunday.

02-22-2003, 12:32 AM	#1
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	WWE No Way Out this sunday well I'm off to the cinema again in a few days to see this event, I don't have high hopes for it but I think it'll be decent, and begin to set some shit up for wrestlmania Billy Kidman Vs Matt Hardy 1.0 I really have no idea about this match since I don't see smackdown, I'll just predict Matt Hardy for the hell of it Undertaker Vs Big Show I heard this one may be in a cage? I don't know, hope so. probably a very dull match with Heyman getting smacked around a bit as well, I choose Taker Regal/Storm Vs Kane/RVD since Bookdust is no longer, I can see that Kane/RVD will keep their big push going so they'll win this, finally taking the belts off those unamerican wanks, they've had them for a while now Team Angle/Kurt Vs Crippler/Edge/Lesnar should be good, but Team Angle will take this out, with some huge buildup to Lesnar and Angle in the ring together, for some wrestlemania hype. Edge will probably have fuck all input in this match due to his needing surgery soon Jericho Vs Jeff Hardy I would have much rathered see Jericho Vs Test, but this will have to do, will be a very standard match with Y2J taking the easy win HHH vs BPP please god make this better than last month's match. I still can't see Steiner taking this one, even though he should. this will be his last big match for a while, I think the WWE will shove him somewhere dull after losing this match Hogan Vs The Rock I'm really not sure, but hell I'm looking forward to it. it will be great to hear the boos for Rocky again. I'll just choose Hogan so that he has some build-up to his Mcmahon match next month Austin Vs Bischoff obviously Austin will win, but I think this will be fairly entertaining. I can't believe Austin is back, the world is going crazy funnygeezus, your predictions? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. type="hidden" name="search_box" value=1>

02-22-2003, 03:25 AM	#2
funnygeezus Apocalyptic Poster Location: up in da m-peezy fo' reezy Posts: 2,669	uh, it's late and it's very dark in this room so forgive the typos and worse-than-usual grammer and spelling. kidman/hardy - probably gonna be the match of the night. i really like his character and all, but i dunno if the cruiserwight division is the best place for matt hardy (especially with edge's spot open for the forseeable future). i think matt will take it and have a good cruiserweight run, hopefully it'll revitalize the division. matt hardy (version 1.0) is not as capable in the "cruiserweight" stlye of wrestling as some other guys, but he's got the drawing power to make it work. hell, he's no more grounded than the new batch of more "technical" cruiserweights like nunzio and jamie noble. i'd rather see cruiserwieghts wrestle matt on smackdown than each other on velocity. taker/show - yawn. taker beats him down. better big slow than the next talented new arrival to the wwe. just observe how spanky and kanyon benefited from that patented undertaker "rub." unamericans/the "smoking" gunns - lance and william retain in a solid match. team angle/edge&benoit&lesnar - will be good (even with edge hurt, how could it not?), but don't count on much angle/lesnar exchange. i think they're gonna (rightfully) save it for the mania. edge picks up the pin to see him off on his lengthy surgery leave. jericho/hardy - goddamn! the wwe really blew it's load early on this angle, eh? i really liked how they were approaching the angle with these guys and hbk, then test misses raw and they punish him by turning this into a typical heel/face angle. anyway, jericho goes over and maybe they finally have the balls to turn jeff hardy. expect hbk to get involved somehow. if both guys avoid sloppiness it should be fun to watch. i think it'll be a better match than if test was in it, but i can't believe jeff hardy is benefitting from the punishment of a guy who didn't show up for work. hhh/bpp - woah. can't wait for this one... TO BE OVER!!!! why is this here and benoit/angle 2 was done on smackdown weeks ago? at least this appears to be the end of stiffzilla's main-event level push. move aside scott, there's a new guy getting pushed against the immovable object that is hhh. now can you dig that, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAA??? hogan/rock - i'm expecting ho-hum action. they could tell a good story though. austin/bisch - the last time i was this excited about a returning wrestler was when scott steiner was announced... uh oh... no really, if they back it up with good writing on raw (yeah right) stone cold's return could really help raw's weekly draw. jeez, doesn't austin remeber WHY he left in the first place? in short, if i wasn't splitting the bill with friends i'd probably pass. who knows, they've delivered big with worse-looking ppvs than this in the past (of course they've also blown many more better-looking ppvs over the last couple of years). __________________ Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.

02-22-2003, 03:47 AM	#3
funnygeezus Apocalyptic Poster Location: up in da m-peezy fo' reezy Posts: 2,669	woah! i just realized that with all my bitching i forgot to call some of the matches. i guess i could always edit. but what does THAT do for my postcount? rock/hogan - rock maybe? i dunno, they both need the heat going into their inevitible wrestlemania matches (not with each other). i guess hogan needs it less than rock who will probably be facing a real wrestler (though i can't for the life of me think WHO that might be at this time), as apposed to vinnie mac. so rock, clean, but they make hogan look good though, like last year's wrestlemania. austin/bischoff - bischoff, clean after a vicious knockout kick. just kidding, austin's gonna fuck him up. there will be about 2 dozen stunners: first a few on bisch, then chief morley, then 3MW, and probably a few more guys, then some more on bisch for the heroic win in the face of interference. i guess this is actually one of the better boss vs. employee setups of recent memory. see, bischoff NEEDED to bring in austin to keep his job, even though he knows that stone cold's gonna make his life hell, starting on sunday.